RAMIREZ! The Thread.

[LeQuack_Is_Back]

RAMIREZ! Go knife down that Harrier!
RAMIREZ! Complete the Pit in 10 seconds! Here's a toothpick!
RAMIREZ! Go support the 300 Spartans!
RAMIREZ! Here's an M9, go counter-attack Russia!

 

[KeyboardMan]

RAMIREZ! go to china on foot to get me a sandwich!

 

[Vianyte]

RAMIREZ! Go take these DVDs back to Blockbuster!

RAMIREZ! FETCH ME A FRESH ROLL OF LOO PAPER!

RAMIREZ! What the hell is this white stuff on the keyboard?

RAMIREZ! tell the OP he's a f.. (rhymes with egg)

...fegg?

 

[Pandora92]

RAMIREZ! Need a dispenser here!

 

[Omikron009]

Not mine, but I just found it and it's pretty funny.

 

[Velocirapture07]

RAMIREZ! Capture all their base so they are belong to us!

 

[FaithorFire]

RAMIREZ! Solve the integral from zero to one of pi x squared over two!

 

[SoranMBane]

RAMIREZ! Upgrade my computer!

RAMIREZ! Feed my cat!

RAMIREZ! Do the dishes!

RAMIREZ! Make me some noodles!

RAMIREZ! Get me some tea!

RAMIR...! Where are you going? I'm not done telling you to do stuff yet!

 

[Korten12]

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[CrashBang]

RAMIREZ! IT'S NOT GONNA SUCK ITSELF!

 

[micky]

RAMIREZ! the white house is under attack, DEFEND BURGER TOWN!

 

[Chicago Ted]

RAMIREZ! This got old months ago!

Chicago Ted! It's still fucking hilarious! XD

After seeing several hundred on [HEADING=1] 4chan[/HEADING] .

MY GOD HE'S INFECTED KILL IT WITH FIRE

Really?... REALLY?... Ask around. I know there are other people on this forum who also use 4chan. There is no need for a damn witch hunt. And just because I go on 4chan, doesn't make me a /b/tard. You do know there are several other sections of it right? While I do browse /b/, I often just lurk there. Most of the time I'm on r9k.

 

[PhantomCritic]

RAMIREZ! TAKE DOWN THAT HELICOPTER WITH YOUR THROWING KNIFE!

RAMIREZ! TAKE DOWN THAT HELICOPTER WITH YOUR SMOKE BOMBS!

RAMIREZ! LUBE UP THOSE WALLS!

 

[AnAngryMoose]

RAMIREZ! Hold this live grenade while I tie my shoelace!
RAMIREZ! Go down to the Seven Eleven and pick me up some bubblegum!
RAMIREZ! Make me an anti-tank launcher using this paper clip and raccoon!

EDIT:

RAMIREZ! Divide by zero to take out these Russians!

EDIT #2:

RAMIREZ! I am your father!

 

[Pegghead]

RAMIREZ! Fix the recession!

RAMIREZ! Get me a copy of Bubba-Ho-Tep!

RAMIREZ! Go to the chemist and get me my shouting medicine!

 

[Danny Ocean]

Title sums it up. Make an order for Private Ramirez of MW2.

I start.

RAMIREZ! Run into Chernobyl screaming with no Ghillie suit armed with only a plastic spoon!

RAMIREZ! Defuse this nuke with an egg!
Ramirez: (egg breaks) Mother F-
(nuke blows up) *BOOM*

EDIT! Some of you said I should transfer this to Forum Games, and here it is.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.186085-RAMIREZ-The-Thread

I think when people said transfer, they didn't mean copy. Methinks they meant PM a mod to actually move the thread.

 

[Nick31091]

Foley: RAMIREZ! Fire the-
Chernov: PANZERSHRECK!!!!

 

[Beastialman]

Man I was hoping for some MTG love.

 

[breadlord]

RAMIREZ! Why does you name sound like an animal name from eastern Europe?

 

[Caligulove]

RAMIREZ! WHY CANT I QUIT YOU...