Random Object fight!

[ae86gamer]

I become invisible and leave the very uncomfortable situation.

I throw the next poster into a cage with a very angry grizzly bear.

 

[world_of_dragons]

I cast flare at the cops and then hit the 10 yr olds with clothes beam and run

throws flaming baseballs at the next poster

 

[Incompl te]

I use the Scouts Sandman (Team Fortress 2) to bat them away, until I realize now my wooden bat is on fire. I throw a flaming bat at the next poster!

 

[experiment0789]

HA! I eat DI-hydrogen monoxide filled balloons for breakfast!

I take out a rainbow gun and shoot the next poster with love!

Just curious,do you know what DI-hydrogen monoxide is?

 

[ae86gamer]

I use the Scouts Sandman (Team Fortress 2) to bat them away, until I realize now my wooden bat is on fire. I throw a flaming bat at the next poster!

I grab a fire extinguisher and put it out.

I hand the next poster a grenade thats missing the pin.

 

[Shapsters]

HA! I eat DI-hydrogen monoxide filled balloons for breakfast!

I take out a rainbow gun and shoot the next poster with love!

Just curious,do you know what DI-hydrogen monoxide is?

Absolutely...
not.

 

[Neonbob]

I swallow the grenade, and my incredibly strong stomach contains the blast. Then I let out the world's longest burp.

I throw a rabid raccoon with machetes duct-taped to its paws at the next poster.

 

[ae86gamer]

I call animal control and they shoot it.

I grab the next poster and duct tape him/her to a tree in the middle of the forest. Smother them in honey and put pieces of raw meat on them then leave them for the wild animals to devour.

 

[world_of_dragons]

a bear eats me.. and I punch my way out of its gut

a bunch of crackheads suddenly storm your house for crack, and you somehow get doused with crack a short moment ago

 

[Neonbob]

I shoot them all in the face. And then run them over with a golf cart.

I grab a giant Fallout 3 prop and throw it at the next poster.

 

[ae86gamer]

I grab it and hang it up on my wall. Awesome.

A bunch of hobo's go crazy and attack you with their filthy feet.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I attack them with that errant apostrophe you put in the word Hobos.

I throw a hypodermic needle filled with Magic Johnson's blood at you.

 

[ae86gamer]

I dodge it and it goes into Paris Hilton.

I throw a bee hive at the next poster.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Instead of attacking me, they swarm all over my butter and honey toast.

I throw the bee-covered toast at the next poster.

 

[Hungry]

Try to dodge it but I slip and fall and end up with beestings over my entire body.


throw a cyborg chipmunk at the next poster

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I use a magnet to catch the chipmunk and throw it off the cliff. Unfortunately, the magnus sticks to my watch, and the Chipmunk bites me and I fall off the cliff.

I throw a phoenix down on myself and then being rez'd I throw used condoms at the next poster.

 

[littlequietguy]

I defeat the cyborg chipmunk by crushing it with a regular sized hammer. (chipmunks are super small!)(you knew that)

I throw a rickroll at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I exit out of the window, saving myself from more boredom.

I throw a 400-pound 20-sided die at the next poster.

 

[Nia-san]

it rolls a 7 and my defense is 10 so I don't get hurt

I throw a spoon at the next poster

 

[ae86gamer]

I catch it and use it to eat my soup.

I throw boiling hot soup at the next poster.