Random Object fight!

[The_Chief]

i get hit with awesomeness

i throw an empty snapple bottle at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I get hit in the face.

I throw time at the next poster.

 

[The_Chief]

i catch it and add it to my old people stew

i throw a box of cigars at the next poster
[sup]sorry im just naming the first thing i see at this point.my brain refuses to work[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

I don't smoke them, but replace their innards with firecrackers, hand them out, and watch the fun

I throw straws at the next poster.
[sup]don't worry about it. I've done that before, too.[/sup]

 

[DementedMonkeez]

I catch them and create a giant sniper rifle spitball shooter. Set up a strong hold on top of the Texas University bell tower, and re-enact the massacre from the 60's, but with spitballs!!

I throw Lord Jabu Jabu from Zelda at the next poster!

 

[Neonbob]

I kill him with a lightsaber I stole from Yoda.

I throw orange peels at the next poster.

 

[The_Chief]

i give them to my weird friends dad to make chicken at them

i throw a PLATYPUS DRIVING AN SUV AT THE NEXT POSTER

 

[Neonbob]

I say "HOLY JESUS FUCK!" and get splattered.

I throw a cow skeleton at the next poster.

 

[The_Chief]

i throw a bun skeleton and the skeleton of some lettuce,onions,tomatos,and cheese skeletons and make a skeletal hamburger

i throw PITY AT THE NEXT POSTER

 

[Neonbob]

I use an autoshotgun to kill the pity. And 40 other people around you.

I throw the asshole thunderhitler at the next poster.

 

[The_Chief]

i throw a tesla coil at it and it breaks it over the skull cap

ii throw an ashtray at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I get hit in the arm and get pissed off.

I throw an idiot at the next poster.

 

[The_Chief]

i beat it with my huge car mirror breaking bicep

i throw my huge car mirror breaking bicep

 

[Neonbob]

I eat it. Tasty bicep!

I throw an internet fucker at the next poster.

 

[The_Chief]

i throw a real life fucker at it, its worse IT CAN TOUCH YOU!

i throw a pack of marlboro cigarettes at the next poster

 

[Nia-san]

i let them bounce off me.

I throw a camel at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I am smushed by a stupid flying dromedary. Curse you.

I throw a giraffe's leg at the next poster.

 

[Sporenut]

I eat it! Didn't you ever wonder where that old giraffe at the zoo went? HMMMMMMMM?

I throw a boomer at the next poster. (The L4D one, not the Gears of War one)

 

[Neonbob]

I hit it with a rock, and it explodes in the air, showering ten bystanders with its guts. They are then mobbed by zombies.

I throw a padlock at the next poster.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I run away,
I throw SIFT HEADS 5!