Random Questions Thread

[ham and red bull]

Since it seems like this forum is going through puberty right now: trying to be dark and edgy with an assortment of overly depressing threads, I wanted to make a light and funny thread. So escapists, post a question you would like to get answered, sit back, and lulz.

My question is: Why do hot dogs come in packs of eight, but hot dog buns come in packs of six?

 

[Cheesus333]

Presumably the same reason that you can only buy 500, 1000 or 2000 MSP at a time, but everything sells for either 560, 800 or 1200.

They want our damn money! And we give it to them, because we want our DLC. Or bread-contained meat sausages, in your case.

I have a question: how do they get the jam in donuts?

 

[Bendebec]

Its all a plan to trick you into buying more hotdog buns than you really need, don't fall into their trap

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

Lads have two dogs in the bun, and the rest are for pansies.
#ladsnackz.

...;D.

RIGHT, QUESTION:
To what extent are pages 58-61 typical of Bennett?s methods and concerns in the play as a whole?

Thought I'd, yknow, make this thread really exciting.

 

[Sneeze]

Law of universe states that while cooking two of them WILL fall of the BBQ, think of it likes a baker's dozen.

Question: What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

 

[.No.]

So you don't have the same amount. If you want more then six hot dogs, you have to get more buns. And to justify that purchase, you have to buy more hot dogs.

 

[Radeonx]

Nothing. Klondike bars are disgusting.

Question: Why am I the greatest thing in the history of existence?

 

[theheroofaction]

I think it's your humility

how are fence posts made

 

[Johnnyallstar]

fence posts are made by stamp forging the metal.

 

[ham and red bull]

Presumably the same reason that you can only buy 500, 1000 or 2000 MSP at a time, but everything sells for either 560, 800 or 1200.

They want our damn money! And we give it to them, because we want our DLC. Or bread-contained meat sausages, in your case.

I have a question: how do they get the jam in donuts?

Fun fact: jam has a lighter density than donut dough, so when looking at it from a chemical standpoint, the jelly "floats" through the dough. Once the jelly reaches the inside, it changes it's density and sit there.

Lads have two dogs in the bun, and the rest are for pansies.
#ladsnackz.

...;D.

RIGHT, QUESTION:
To what extent are pages 58-61 typical of Bennett?s methods and concerns in the play as a whole?

Thought I'd, yknow, make this thread really exciting.

DAMN!!! YOU EDGY BASTARD

My answer: they help the main character characterize them self to a greater extend then the play let them before. I think.

 

[Vhite]

Nothing. Klondike bars are disgusting.

Question: Why am I the greatest thing in the history of existence?

Because your avatar has awesome beard.

Question: What is most difficult thing to get your mind around?

EDIT: Im kinda late but fuck it.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

DAMN!!! YOU EDGY BASTARD

My answer: they help the main character characterize them self to a greater extend then the play let them before. I think.

I'M A RASCAL!
...also, LOL, you're actually kinda right haha xD even though there isn't a main character as such. NICE ONE BRO YEEAAAH *CHESTBUMP*.

Also, that fact about doughnuts is amazing. My mind is blown.

 

[ham and red bull]

I have another question!!!

Do smurfs become taller by smoking weed?

 

[Leg End]

Nothing. Klondike bars are disgusting.

Question: Why am I the greatest thing in the history of existence?

BACON

Question: Do you like Caek?

 

[ham and red bull]

DAMN!!! YOU EDGY BASTARD

My answer: they help the main character characterize them self to a greater extend then the play let them before. I think.

I'M A RASCAL!
...also, LOL, you're actually kinda right haha xD even though there isn't a main character as such. NICE ONE BRO YEEAAAH *CHESTBUMP*

Also, that fact about doughnuts is amazing. My mind is blown.

Thank you, thank you! *manly chestbump*
I was actually surprised out how the donut thing worked out. Guess chemistry does help in future life!

 

[Cheesus333]

Presumably the same reason that you can only buy 500, 1000 or 2000 MSP at a time, but everything sells for either 560, 800 or 1200.

They want our damn money! And we give it to them, because we want our DLC. Or bread-contained meat sausages, in your case.

I have a question: how do they get the jam in donuts?

Fun fact: jam has a lighter density than donut dough, so when looking at it from a chemical standpoint, the jelly "floats" through the dough. Once the jelly reaches the inside, it changes it's density and sit there.

LEARNING HAPPEN! It was worth getting up today now!

Thank you!

My answer: they help the main character characterize them self to a greater extend then the play let them before. I think.

Don't do his homework for him! O.O

 

[imnot]

YES I LIKE CAKE!

Question: Do you like trains?

 

[ham and red bull]

Nothing. Klondike bars are disgusting.

Question: Why am I the greatest thing in the history of existence?

BACON

Question: Do you like Caek?

YES PLEASE!!!

 

[theheroofaction]

Of course I like trains

why isn't more stuff filled with cream?

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

Thank you, thank you! *manly chestbump*
I was actually surprised out how the donut thing worked out. Guess chemistry does help in future life!

I'm still waiting for my useful chemistry moment.

I have another question!!!

Do smurfs become taller by smoking weed?

They grow weed by smoking taller!

Okay lads, here's another adrenaline fuelled , relentless, beast of a question:

Why didn't Odysseus take his bow with him to Troy?!

Also,

DOUBLE QUOTE!.

...couldn't resist.