Random scenario Saturday! Make a wish! :D

[FalloutJack]

"Relax, I got this. Gimme the power to edit reality with Writer powers and write existence as I see fit and we'll have you outta' there before you can say deus ex machina."

 

[Little Woodsman]

I'll flip a coin in front of her... Heads is my wish for matter manipulation, tails is my wish for gargantuan stacks of money. Sorry alien lady, your gonna have to wait until the next planet to get your freedom.

It seems that the crystal is actually a prison for an alien princess that was suppose to be next in line to rule her planet, but a jealous family member made sure it would not happen and now she is forced to grant the wish of anyone who picks it up.

You know a lot of people on this thread seem to think that "alien" means "Humanoid with some little twist like pointy ears or green skin".....how would all the people making wishes that involve boning this princess react if they find that this alien looks like a cross between a giant squid and a pile of dog barf?

Though, if she looks like a giant squid mixed with dog barf... Well, let's just say live-action Hentai could become a thing.

Hate to break it to you, but live-action hentai has been a thing for a long time.
I've not seen them, but I've been assured from very reliable sources that there are live-action versions of both Urotsoki Doji and La Blue Girl. Apparently they used guys in monster suits a-la Power Rangers as the tentacle monsters.....
Pardon me please while I spend the next 2 hours shaking my head in wonderment at the things people will purchase....

 

[Lonewolfm16]

Screw her, I wish for a solution to world hunger, or a cure for cancer, or complete knowledge of all the universe (required the power to comprehend it was included) or the ability to control matter and energy (hello, god-like powers) or skip the phrasing and just wish I was a being more powerfully than any other in existence (therefore including her) and then use my new-found powers to shape the world into utopia. Seriously people, you just have to think big and the question becomes trivially easy to answer.

 

[Starik20X6]

Assuming she's all legit, telling the truth and whatnot:
> Wish for her freedom
> Get worldwide fame for initiating first contact
> As thanks, become ambassador between her planet and ours
> Have access to incredible alien tech that borders on magic
> Use magic alien tech to solve world problems
> Use my new wealth and status to visit my girlfriend who lives overseas whenever I wish

 

[Dangit2019]

Fuck you alien *****, I guess you landed on the wrong planet. Infinite wealth, here I come!

 

[BathorysGraveland2]

Hmm, I'd probably wish for someone like Katy Perry to just randomly call me and hook up a relationship as fuck buddies, or something.

Nah, as awesome as that'd be, wishing for a load of cash is the more standard, but logical choice. So I choose that. Too risky giving that "Alien princess" what she wanted. Who knows what her plans or real intentions may be.

 

[saintdane05]

Wish for more wishes. Duh.