Random story generator

[darkbshadow]

but the toilet paper was lost forever in the pit of tol...

 

[DOOM GUY]

...so he could never get up off the toilet, ever again...

 

[Nuuu]

...unless he smelled the amazing...

 

[AnthonTheSkabot]

...So, using a rat, some Citrus Drop and a shard of glass, he constructed a perfume that freed him from his imprisonment. After the relief of freedom soaked in, he went to his computer with the goal of reviving a dead thread on "The Escapist"...

 

[Kenbo Slice]

...Which grew out of control shutting down the entire internet for all eternity...