*Random* What is your secret alter-ego?

[Mega Moose]

By day, a simple man trying to provide for his wife and future family, by night I am:
William Shatner's Toupee!

 

[figment of mind]

By day, I'm a student of Del Norte, but by night.....
I am the RANDOM CRAZY MAN!!!! Doing random stuff like kicking a chicken into the 29 story of a building or getting people to vote for building a huge wall but vote against giving the money to them to fund it.

 

[Me Am Greatest Warrior]

If it told it wouldn't be secret now would it.

 

[Deadman Walkin]

During Normal time, I am a simple person who likes football, but during football, I become Goose.

 

[Khedive Rex]

By day I am, Khedive Rex
But at night I transform into ... Khedive Rex

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

MShcherbatskaya is my alter-ego. During the day, I'm a hyperactive techno-dork and corporate shill that reads the specs of new Intel chipsets for fun.

 

[Albino Ninja]

by day I am a student hopelessly in love, but by night I am the King of Fools, basically the same hopeless romantic, but is more willing to ruin your life at the drop of a hat.

 

[The Potato Lord]

By day I'm a Nerdy high school student but by the time i get on the inter net I become... THE POTATO LORD!

 

[The Sorrow]

By day, I am a somewhat psychotic twat.
By night, I am a somewhat psychotic twat...WHO ARGUES OVER THE INTERNET!! MUHAHAHAHA!

 

[John Galt]

By day, simply a mild mannered teen with too much time on his hands, but at night...

I join the INTERNET HAET MACHEEN! I go on escapades through the interwebs, righting wrongs and wronging rights, in an effort to make the world more exciting.

 

[Ronmarru]

By day I am a high school gamer. But by night I become your nightmare. I become all things that children fear in their closets. I become the shadow you see in the corner of your eye. I become the darkness that heroes vow to defeat. I become the being that causes men to weep and women to faint. I become the knowledge that, when learned, cause scholars to descend into insanity. I become the noise that drives men's imaginations mad. I become...well I can't tell you because the act of typing my name will cause you to flee from the room, call your mother, and bawl into the phone for hours. It might also cause the Escapist's servers to explode.
Sorry about the dark theme but we just went over poems in school and I will not,by god,write about flowers.

 

[Azrael_0]

By day I'm a pretentious misanthropic goth-ish elitist,
but by night I become...A GEEK!

 

[Lord Krunk]

I'm Lord Krunk! I've been Lord Krunk longer than I can remember.

I just wish the real world was more exiting...

 

[Spleeni]

I am...SPLEENI.

FEAR THE UNEXPECTEDNESS!

 

[Iron Mal]

By day...I am mild mannered Mal, a student and gamer with a caring disposition

By night...I become...HEAMOPHILIAC MAN! (dramatic music/theme)

I am officially the bloodiest alter-ego out there (with my arch nemesis...The Iron Lung)