randomest object you own

[LordChhaya]

I own several small extra terrestrail laudromats.

 

[AWC Viper]

A belgum gas mask from 1969 that i got for $10 and does not even work. also a whole manikin from a department store. she just stand in the corner of my room naked.

 

[bride_of_lister]

An extremely large icing syringe full of a plush rat with it's tail out the nozzle!

A rubber special effects tentacle from a movie I crewed on.

Come on guys! There has to be some weirder stuff in your houses!

 

[Lady K]

I have a huge cardboard giraffe in my room that watches me while I sleep... Otherwise most of y'all got me beat

 

[TheLefty]

A fake golf ball.

How does that work?

My most random object is a strange random collection of rock in my dresser. I collected them when I was like 4 and never felt like getting rid of them. Or maybe mt most random object is an old broken electric piggy bank that's not shaped like a pig. It's supposed to be an ATM (even come with a little card which I lost and so I folded up piece of the cardboard those Zatch Bell cards came in and used ut to push the button.) Now that i think about it i think my momst random object is a folded up Zatch Bell carton...

 

[Handofpwn]

An extremely large icing syringe full of a plush rat with it's tail out the nozzle!

A rubber special effects tentacle from a movie I crewed on.

Come on guys! There has to be some weirder stuff in your houses!

I want that tentacle so bad... you have no idea. The fun i could have randomly swinging it around near my friends would be never ending. and no, there was no way to make that not sound sexual because that was its nature to begin with.

 

[bride_of_lister]

Tah dah! It's a little tired after filming in salt water and such but for the price (Free!) It's made of pure win and awesome.

 

[MegoSmith]

A petrified piece of wood that's over a million years old.

 

[Kabutos]

I have a mannequin's arm. What's interesting is that it is the left arm and right hand.

 

[Aesir23]

A buster sword which is currently leaning against the wall next to the coat rack I made in 7th grade wood shop class.

 

[mdk31]

This:

Spoiler

It's a preserved tarantula encased in glass and used as a paperweight. Yes, it's a real tarantula.

 

[kantalupa]

a simpsons bottle opener with a recording of homer drinking beer when you use it

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I guess it would have to be a bullet from the first gun I ever shot

 

[Blackmagic1515]

I have a Cloud figurine made out of pipe cleaners...that's pretty random right?

(Incase you're wondering, my friend made it in science class and I just haven't thrown it away yet.)

 

[kantalupa]

hmm mine would have to be my glass sculpture thingy of some palace in hong kong, my uncle got it for me while he was there. its very colourful when sunlight hits it

 

[quiet_samurai]

I don't really own it because I didn't rightfully buy it, but it's mine nontheless.

A parking meter.

 

[Rawker]

-Snip-

Pictures of the N-Power monsters please? Also what's a "huge blue chinese knot thing"?

The most random (randomest is not a word!) stuff I own would probably be my deactivated Flashbang and old Flashbang crate.
Or maybe my old police-issue stabvest...

wait, you mean police issue stab vests are NOT common household items? weirdos.

 

[Ossum]

A Promac DHT-830+ calibrator.

I got it from work because it was broken, figured I could use it for parts or maybe fix the problem. After having it apart twice and testing what I could reach, I thought "hmm" to myself and whacked the faceplate with my palm. The thing started right up.

 

[Triple G]

A part of a traffic light.

 

[DerekTheMagicDragun]

A smiling syrofoam penis I got at gay pride, it says 'Have you been tested for AIDS/Syphilis?' on the bottom lol