An Oil canvas painting purchased from a car boot sale that looks suspiciously like Mick Jagger.
The negatives of a photo of a concrete parking bollard taken using a Tin of quality street. (with cardboard flap, parcel tape and pre-prepared photo paper ofc....If it were just the Tin I would some sort of magician. Preferably an Evil magician with the power to disappoint children with the vague illusion of sweeties. However I digress.)
I own many other randomosities including Bongo drums,a pot shaped like a Christmas tree, A multi-coloured Harmonica,6 different types of stencil and a fantabulous array of Winnie the pooh stickers.Among others.
Fear Me and my treasure filled caverns of discontent.