Rank Mankind's Top 5 Inventions

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PurpleLeafRave

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1) Ubuntu (It saved my computer from a certain death)
2) Xbox
3) Bicycles
4) Trampolines
5) Those rotating doors in ASDA. Genius.
 

Anarchemitis

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The definitively most influential inventions of humanity:

Gunpowder
Typed Press
Steam Power
Atomic Energy
Steel
 

wewontdie11

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1. Gunpowder
2. The Internal Combustion Engine
3. Electricity (or just a method by which to control electricity I should say)
4. Nuclear Fission
5. Music
 

IrrelevantTangent

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ToonLink said:
My personal list:
1. HDTV
2. Peanut Butter and Jelly Swirl
3. Mountain Dew
4. High speed Internet
5. 5 Hour Power (Energy Shot)

My REAL List:
1. The Wheel
2. The Light Bulb
3. The Telephone
4. The Air Conditioner (I live in the Deep South)
5. The Car
Good question.


1. The Internet.
2. Computers. This includes computer-based systems like video games and video game consoles.
3. Space travel and airplane flight.
4. The telephone. This includes cell phones and cell-phone-based technology.
5. Food-and-water-based technologies that keep our food clean, produce our food, and the like.
 

slipknot4

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TheRedLucario said:
1. Po- INTERNET!
2. Fried fucking Chicken. Best food EVER!
3. Mountain Dew
4. Video Games. Hail Ninendo! (Or whoever made Pong.)
5. Left 4 Dead <3
That ^
Replace Internet with stalking.
 

DarkFenix

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Realisticly

1)Wheel
2)Hammer
3)Plane
4)computer
5)Spaceship

personal

1) Video games
2) Condom
3) Futurama
4) Couch
5) pools
 

Nickolai77

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Personal-
1)world wide web
2)laptops
3)consoles/video games
4)cars
5)strawberry meragngue and cream

-Realistic
1)civilisation- and all that coems with it
2)Wheel
3)electricity
4)combustion engine
5)world wide web

05rutterb said:
5) Those rotating doors in ASDA. Genius.
Could i just say that i do not see the point of those damn rotating doors in Asda- it delays your entry into the shop as it forces you to shuffle your feet across the floor for a couple of seconds while you wait to get inside- There silly little things things if u ask me XD- what is wrong with just walking, as you normally would, through an automatic door?
 

Fightgarr

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My Top 5 would probably be (in no particular order):
The Computer - Providing the most effective and widespread mass communication capabilities in history. Currently at the infrastructure of modern, developed society.
Sanitation - Making sure that waste is dealt with in a way which people stay healthy.
Preservation and Conservation - Making sure that humanity doesn't fuck up the earth too much more.
Language - Although not technically an invention of humans perse it is the reason we are what we are. It is the base of all thought and communication.
Art - Which not only created commentary relevant to current society but provides archival records of culture within certain time periods. Its also what I do for a living so I guess this one is a little ego-centric.

My bottom 2 are as follows:
Agriculture - Yeah, this one may seem a little weird to some people, however it was agriculture that first caused humanity to stretch the carrying capacity of a given landmass. Agriculture is at the very base of why nature got fucked up by humans.
Pigeons - May not seem like an invention but the rock dove wouldn't have evolved into the pigeon without cities. I have a certain appreciation for them, but mostly they serve little purpose other than shitting on my mother****** **** ***** **** **** head.
Dragons would be my number 1 on top invention but they weren't fucking invented they are real.
 

AroLombardi

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slipknot4 said:
TheRedLucario said:
1. Po- INTERNET!
2. Fried fucking Chicken. Best food EVER!
3. Mountain Dew
4. Video Games. Hail Ninendo! (Or whoever made Pong.)
5. Left 4 Dead <3
That ^
Replace Internet with stalking.
I don't think stalking is an invention of man...
 

dekkarax

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1.Bacon
2.Frying pan (for which to proceed with the cooking of the bacon)
3.Bread (which is a vital component in the construction of the sandwich of the bacon)
4.A mouth(for which to consume the sandwich of the bacon, and absorb it's yummyness)
5.Ice cream (to consume upon the consumption of the sandwich of the bacon)
 

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TaborMallory said:
-Computer
-Keyboard
-Mouse
-This thing (All PC gamers check this out, it kicks significant amounts of ass)
-Starcraft

So yeah.
Mine is quite similiar, with that gamepad replaced by a Quad Core and Starcraft replaced by the whole RTS genre. Because you can't have Starcraft and not have RA2.

Also can I have the internet in there?
 

Skeleon

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Fire
Language
Scripture
Sanitary systems (includes water supply)
Antibiotics
 

TaborMallory

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Sevre90210 said:
TaborMallory said:
-Computer
-Keyboard
-Mouse
-This thing (All PC gamers check this out, it kicks significant amounts of ass)
-Starcraft

So yeah.
Mine is quite similiar, with that gamepad replaced by a Quad Core and Starcraft replaced by the whole RTS genre. Because you can't have Starcraft and not have RA2.

Also can I have the internet in there?
Man, LAN parties.
 

Squiggers

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1) Music
2) Nanotechnology
3) Electricity
4) Scanning Electron Microscope
5) Tunneling Electron Microscope


Nanotechnology, is the basis for nearly every single electronic advancement - all your computer processors, the large majority of medical diagnosis equipment, and a even a cancer cure if you use gold nanoparticles - and not to mention, its fucking dangerous, as its unregulated. Its entirely possible to end up with indestrucable bones, and the like - and thats exactly the last thing you need.

How do I know this? I'm studying it, and believe it or not... Deus Ex isn't too far from the truth, though the Illuminati ain't involved. Honest.