Rapture Tomorrow

[Ploop]

If the world does end then the first thing im going to do is slap that god fellow in the chops.

I just finished my final essay (10,000 fudging words!) n if it was all for naught then theres going to be a problem...

 

[silversnake4133]

Nah man, it's not going to end tomorrow, (today for our friends on the eastern hemisphere) because Arceus is taking a vacation. And last time I checked, he wasn't in the genocitic mood. :3

 

[-Samurai-]

I hope the world does end. I don't wanna be stuck on a register during dollar flip-flop day at Old Navy tomorrow.

 

[mikev7.0]

You know, I have noticed that quite a few people here think that if the rapture really happened it would be a good thing because it would get rid of all the 'loonies' who believe in that sort of stuff, but the problem with the argument is that if the rapture does happen and they do ascend to wherever their bound, wouldn't that make them RIGHT? Is the concept of these people being right not scary to anyone else?

Due to a basic ability to reason, I would have to say, no, it really doesn't feel as if many people here are scared. I think that's a very good and spiritually as well as mentally healthy thing.

 

[Vault101]

10:19 in Australia and still ntohing has happened

I went to coles to grab a few things, thats it...

 

[AMMO Kid]

I thought that was today. My cat disappeared today... That counts, right?

 

[Baneat]

I thought that was today. My cat disappeared today... That counts, right?

All christians know pets stay on earth during the rapture
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BURN THE WITCH!

 

[Dfskelleton]

If God said "None shall know when the day of judgement comes", then he wouldn't put hints of when it will come in the Bible.
In fact, he probably just made those numbers up and thought that nobody would actually check the Bible and take his word.

 

[Innegativeion]

Nah man, it's not going to end tomorrow, (today for our friends on the eastern hemisphere) because Arceus is taking a vacation. And last time I checked, he wasn't in the genocitic mood. :3

When and if the Apocalypse does happen, I think everyone would take and accept it a whole lot easier, with much less panic, with much more efficiency and hearty laughter if God decided to manifest as Arceus.

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[Alphakirby]

It's already the 21st across the international date line, so... :-\

So I suppose half the world is dead right now. xD

 

[Rooster893]

Well, I have my first date tomorrow, which might explain why people think the world's going to end.

Good luck mate.

 

[ezeroast]

its the 21st here in aus and its a realy nice day

 

[silversnake4133]

Nah man, it's not going to end tomorrow, (today for our friends on the eastern hemisphere) because Arceus is taking a vacation. And last time I checked, he wasn't in the genocitic mood. :3

When and if the Apocalypse does happen, I think everyone would take and accept it a whole lot easier, with much less panic, with much more efficiency and hearty laughter if God decided to manifest as Arceus.

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Would you like to give a name to the captured Onfolics? Onfolics was sent to box 8.

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That sir made my night, thank you. :3

 

[Kiriona]

Fine by me... I've got a math final exam tomorrow.

That guy is going to be feeling pretty stupid when the 22nd rolls around and everyone is still here.

Yknow what we should do? Put his house on a big earthquake machine in the middle of the night, then make the surrounding area look all torn up and throw some clothes around. See what he does.

 

[Innegativeion]

Fine by me... I've got a math final exam tomorrow.

That guy is going to be feeling pretty stupid when the 22nd rolls around and everyone is still here.

Yknow what we should do? Put his house on a big earthquake machine in the middle of the night, then make the surrounding area look all torn up and throw some clothes around. See what he does.

My guess is drop to the ground and pray for forgiveness for trying to troll people, having never believed in his claims himself.

 

[Phlakes]

Remember kids, it's supposed to happen at 6:00 in each time zone. Don't get your patronizing tones out yet.

 

[Flac00]

According to Harold Camping, an evangelist that predicted the end of the world back in '82 I think, tomorrow is the Rapture. And he has made sure we all hear about it.

http://www.ajc.com/lifestyle/will-christ-return-may-945589.html
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20064290-10391704.html
http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/
http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/wecanknow/

He's put up, like, 2,200 billboards, plenty of sign-holders, a few accounts made to post on videos "May 21st is Judgement day" yatta yatta yatta.
So, even though this contradicts the bible ("No man shall know the day." "Beware false prophets." "Not even angels know the day."), what do you think?

Quoting the bible is pretty hard since i constantly contradicts itself. Though that doesn't mean this guy isnt a wako, he is. Look on the bright side, just one step closer to proving the whole "2012 the world will DIE!!!!" bs.

 

[Trololo Punk]

Planning on playing video games through judgement day, specifically LA noire, and maybe some amnesia...

 

[Madara XIII]

All I want is a livestream of Harold Camping waking up on Sunday morning.

That is a win!!! Plus your Avatar makes it all the better

Everyone knows that Wesker is the reason the world will end.....PURE....Global....Saturation!!

Ahem.

COMPLETE...global...saturation!

I know my wesker.

Ot: I doubt it somewhat. I even feel disgusted at this guy. He's taking advantage of good, if a little naive, people. Not sure what he gets outta this, but he's still disgusting for it. The bible says you can't predict the end, and this guy tried twice. Really? It's like the Islamic terrorists that don't know Islam roughly translated means "peace".

Curses, I've been out-fanboyed! Dude! Also you are awesome for bringing that up in the bible. No one will indeed know when the end is coming. All we'll know is that when it happens we'll know. Simple as that. No point in trying to make half-assed and non credible predictions.

 

[jumjalalabash]

Good riddance if all the Christians disappear. It's bound to open some good jobs so thats a plus for me.

but then there will will be a worldwide 7 year war between jesus and his holy army and the anti christ and his demonic army o.o

Oh please. WW2 was "worldwide" not like the fighting was everywhere. It'll probably just be in Europe and the Middle East, them religious types love killing each other over there.