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Rusty pumpkin

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Korolev said:
It is extremely unlikely anything will happen. Every single generation insists that it's only a couple of years or months until Jesus comes back. So far, they've all been wrong, and I see no evidence that this Camping fellow is any less wrong. As stated before, all he's done has been to create some crazy calculations, based on nonsense, that state that the world will end on the 21st of May.

You know those old homeless, mentally ill people who stand on street-corners saying "The end is nigh, the end is nigh"? You don't pay attention to them do you? Well, why would you start paying attention to them if they started putting up billboards? If I could draw an editorial cartoon, I would have the first panel depicting a homeless man holding a sign saying "the end is near", with the caption "Crazy Man", and the second panel will be harold camping holding up a sign 50x larger saying "The end is nigh", and the media swarming about him with the caption "Media sensation!". Because that's how I see it - the only difference between Camping and the old bearded homeless street-corner prophet is the size of his sign.

We shouldn't pay any attention to him. He's been wrong before (he predicted the world would end in 1994), and he's almost certainly wrong this time. I'm not a religious person, but even the religious people I know write him off as a complete loony.
You know what they say, it's not the size of your sign, but how you use it. :D
On topic, I can't wait to see the looks on his and his insane followers faces when they wake up tommorow. Otherwise, I'll eat my hat (which I have none of) and see you all in hell, cause any deity willing to blow up the world obviously doesn't give a damn.
 

Timmehexas

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We've been raptured for a bit over 9 hours over here in Australia, come on guys what's taking you so long? Hells got a kick-ass barbecue happening for all the newcomers.
 

templargunman

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People have claimed dates for the rapture dozens of times, every time they are wrong. I'm just excited to see their excuses.
 

TheDutchin

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http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/memes-does-everyone-have-their-rapture-buddy.jpg

I really don't think that the rapture is happening tomorrow, and I'm definitely going to be doing what that pic suggests I do hahaha it should be most hilarious :p
 

scorptatious

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I hate it when people who talk about when the world is going to end. Not only are they being stupid, but they're being downers as well.
 

Faux Furry

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Joshimodo said:
EBHughsThe1st said:
According to Harold Camping, an evangelist that predicted the end of the world back in '82 I think, tomorrow is the Rapture. And he has made sure we all hear about it.

http://www.ajc.com/lifestyle/will-christ-return-may-945589.html
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20064290-10391704.html
http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/
http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/wecanknow/

He's put up, like, 2,200 billboards, plenty of sign-holders, a few accounts made to post on videos "May 21st is Judgement day" yatta yatta yatta.
So, even though this contradicts the bible ("No man shall know the day." "Beware false prophets." "Not even angels know the day."), what do you think?

Rapture today, actually. Timezones, motherfuckers.




I can see Jesus walking around outside, shouting at people. Seems annoyed.

Could be a drunk guy, though.
Could it just be that everyone in your country are filthy sinners who Jesus wouldn't be caught dead(again) associating with...or that everyone worth knowing is a filthy sinner, anyway?

Maybe it'll come and go and no one will even notice that it happened. Everything else that comes afterward (the Tribulation)could just be chalked up to human caused climate change and the inevitable breakdown of societies?
 

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PoisonUnagi said:
Lilani said:
It's already the 21st across the international date line, so... :-\
Yeah, I've already proved the muppet wrong. It's a beautiful, sunny May 21st with no apocalypse in sight :>
Not to play lawyer here but he said it would happen ON May 21, not AT May 21st. He still has a few hours left.

OT: That being said, this is really stupid. I very much doubt it will happen.

I am having an "End of the world party" but all that will entail is eating chicken fingers and playing DnD
 

Thespian

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Wait,
*looks at computer time*
It's the 21st in Ireland.

... The Rapture has been disappointing thus far.
 

Doclector

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Madara XIII said:
Scrubiii said:
All I want is a livestream of Harold Camping waking up on Sunday morning.
That is a win!!! Plus your Avatar makes it all the better

Everyone knows that Wesker is the reason the world will end.....PURE....Global....Saturation!!
Ahem.

COMPLETE...global...saturation!

I know my wesker.

Ot: I doubt it somewhat. I even feel disgusted at this guy. He's taking advantage of good, if a little naive, people. Not sure what he gets outta this, but he's still disgusting for it. The bible says you can't predict the end, and this guy tried twice. Really? It's like the Islamic terrorists that don't know Islam roughly translated means "peace".
 

spielberg11

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It's like the Mayan calendar, nothing's gonna happen. People have been predicting Jesus returning for two millenia now, it's highly unlikely.
 
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Yureina said:
Lyri said:
This might amuse you:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13468131

An atheist and entrepreneur from North Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.

He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.

They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."
I'm sure he's not the only one making a buck off of the nutters. :eek:
GENIUS!
 

popa_qwerty

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martintox said:
I'm gonna be honest,I so didn't give a crap about that rapture thing that I thought this thread was about Bioshock.
By the way,it's not gonna happen.

You are not the only one i was so disappointed that this was not about a new Bioshock game
 

keideki

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You know, I have noticed that quite a few people here think that if the rapture really happened it would be a good thing because it would get rid of all the 'loonies' who believe in that sort of stuff, but the problem with the argument is that if the rapture does happen and they do ascend to wherever their bound, wouldn't that make them RIGHT? Is the concept of these people being right not scary to anyone else?
 

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EBHughsThe1st said:
So, even though this contradicts the bible ("No man shall know the day." "Beware false prophets." "Not even angels know the day."), what do you think?
I think he may have delayed the Rapture by letting us all know it had been planned for tomorrow.

Because here it's been "tomorrow" for two hours now and nothing's happened. Although, to be fair, I don't live by the sea, so I might miss it anyway...
 

DasDestroyer

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No rapture for me :)

Interesting fact - it is never the same date in all of the world - the time zones span 25 hours, so when the 21st starts way in the east, it will still be the late 19th way in the west, and by the time it gets to the 21st in the west, it will be early 22nd in the east. :p
 

masher

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The Earthquakes are going to start at 6:00 PM sharp. So it's gonna start in Asia and slowly ripple outward as the Time-zone shifts.

Friggin' idiots.
 

keideki

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masher said:
The Earthquakes are going to start at 6:00 PM sharp. So it's gonna start in Asia and slowly ripple outward as the Time-zone shifts.

Friggin' idiots.
Is that GMT or EST?