Rapture Tomorrow

[Doclector]

There are so many end-of-the-world theories out there, yet there seems to be insufficient survival instincts as incentive to solve glaring problems that will most certainly affect us soon. I am talking about Climate Change and Peak Oil. Both topics a lot of people are in denial about, both where governments do not want to do anything about, yet both are supported by plenty of evidence, climate change having been made worse by industrial activity and will make world weather more extreme than before, and the fact that oil production has peaked and been dropping off in many oil-producing nations--so the logical conclusion is that this will happen pretty much anywhere. What bugs is that people would rather put their lot in with blind faith that scientific evidence and statistics! Ladies and gentleman, I give you the humans, the most intelligent species known to exist... well, some are.

What's worse, no one's even really doing anything about an even more immediate threat. That we could, at any moment, destroy the world in a nuclear fireball. And it's all up to idiot politicians whether it happens.

 

[Donttazemehbro]

I remember this '82 thing. People waited on tops of mountains for Jesus to come back and he didn't. I highly doubt that Jesus is coming back at 6:00.

 

[CheckD3]

I still say that I hope the rapture doesn't happen because I'm quite happy with the way things are. Got great friends, working on developing more romances, some great games are coming out in less than a month, and I don't think they'll allow Rocky Horror in heaven.

And sure, if I DON'T get into heaven, then I have to stay on earth with all the other jerks who will go to hell and they'll beat me up, take my lunch money, and oh yeah, we'll all be punished for life by the devil who takes over the earth and makes lava rain from the sky so we can't hide in bins from his evilness...

So hopefully it doesn't happen. I still say that if I get to stay here, my life is good enough for me that I'd say it's one free college tuition payment for life from being heaven

 

[Emperor_42]

Has anyone looked at the family radio website (the website which pretty much started this whole end of the world on the 20th, 21st and probably 22nd now. whenever i try this morning it wont let me get on i think theyre website must be overloaded.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Not being funny but doesn't it say in the bible that no one will know when it is. The world can't end because surely we at least need to see what Skyrim is like :<

 

[Fwee]

I seriously hope it happens. I've got absolutely nothing to lose. The way I see it, there's so many religions in the world you have about a .0001% chance of getting the right one drilled into your head when you're a kid. With those odds, I figure if there's an afterlife I'll just have to throw myself at the mercy of the court. Or God. Or Gods. Or Xenu. Or the dolphins. Or Gandalf.
I'd like to see a guy on his last day alive actually prepared for every possible religion all at once. Praising the Bible God, then Jesus, then fighting a crocodile while screaming "Valhalla!" after getting all kinds of symbols painted on him.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

then fighting a crocodile while screaming .

which religion has crocodile fighting? exciting!

 

[Fwee]

then fighting a crocodile while screaming .

which religion has crocodile fighting? exciting!

Well I figured there would be something in South American rainforest tribes that (wait, rainforest gets spell-checked?) has something to do with feeding the deceased to crocs so their souls are with their creator, and to get into Valhalla you have to die in battle with a sword in your hand. Or at least that's the lazy description.

 

[Elemental]

It can't end, I havent played Duke Nukem Forever yet...
... So... Fucking... Close...

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

then fighting a crocodile while screaming .

which religion has crocodile fighting? exciting!

Well I figured there would be something in South American rainforest tribes that (wait, rainforest gets spell-checked?) has something to do with feeding the deceased to crocs so their souls are with their creator, and to get into Valhalla you have to die in battle with a sword in your hand. Or at least that's the lazy description.

I suppose a crocodile dundee knife would fill teh sword requirement xD

 

[Fwee]

then fighting a crocodile while screaming .

which religion has crocodile fighting? exciting!

Well I figured there would be something in South American rainforest tribes that (wait, rainforest gets spell-checked?) has something to do with feeding the deceased to crocs so their souls are with their creator, and to get into Valhalla you have to die in battle with a sword in your hand. Or at least that's the lazy description.

I suppose a crocodile dundee knife would fill teh sword requirement xD

.......I'll allow it. Because I have the authority to do that kind of thing. But you do have to jump into the croc pit with it clenched in your teeth just because it looks awesome. And Odin likes awesome.

 

[Aizsaule]

People like Harold Camping only further discredit religion, its a good thing.

 

[zepher171]

When anyone mentions the word Rapture I just think -Splicers, Big Daddies and Adam.

 

[SpecklePattern]

AAAAAA!!! I forgot, it's the apocalypse today!! Oh no!!! (slight sarcasm)

I think I'll spend this doomsday playing Starcraft

 

[Pyro Paul]

How about that Rapture guys.
That was almost as bad as the one he predicted back in 84!

don't worry i'm sure we'll hear him again for the 2012 prediction.

 

[Gaiseric]

Not happening.

If it does I got guns, ammo, water, MREs, canned food, and a give em hell attitude.
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[Dhell]

Well according to this old fart, it will happen in each time zone... so here in new zealand we are 6 hours overdue to a world ender, so in other words this guy needs to keep on his dementia meds

 

[Loki Cain]

Oh so just all of a sudden everyone drops everything centered around 2012, I still have faith in you 2012... No but really Its just one crackpot theory after the next with these people.