Razorfist gives his oh so tactful review on DA2

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AutobotDecepticon said:
If you don't like it, then okay. I don't like tuna. Everyone has their personal taste.

but saying this guy didn't make points, then defending Yahtzee as if he did is silly fanboy wankery. Yahtzee touched on the fact that this game is a cash-in, then mentioned that the story is weak, then ended his video.

On quick count this guy mentions:
-Bad graphics
-Dull combat
-Bad dialogue
-Boring characters
-Linearity
-Bad cutscenes

I'm leaving stuff out I'm sure, but you get my point.
The problem is 3 of those are opinion only or are just redundant.

Boring characters: Purely opinion, i thought some were actually better then the origins crew (fuck you zevran and wynne)

Linearity: Just because a game is linear doesn't mean its bad, this is a case of "wahhh, its not DAO2"

Dull combat: its the same as origins basically just sped up
 

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Belgian_Waffles said:
Saviordd1 said:
Belgian_Waffles said:
If anyone really wants to know why they won't let us change our companion's armor I've figured it out...
The only reason they pulled that bullshit is so that they can sell us "alternate costume packs" later.
I'm fucking calling it right now.
Honestly i just ignore those.

I think in truth part of it is having the characters keep their individuality, a good example is ME1 and DAO, sure you can customize their armor but half the time its just "What armor give the better buff" and sometimes it just looked stupid, i remember my sten being dressed in so many colors it was scary, where as DA2 simply keeps armor that matches a character and you can upgrade it as you go
I like the optimistic view, but that's just the load PR is feeding us.
Thats kinda paranoid, i honestly liked the idea, i actually thought there should be that option when i was playing ME1! Maybe they could have handled it better, sorta like DC universe did, you lock your appearance but can still equip new things for the stats? I guess that's personal opinion. Still i like the companion armor system
 

Belgian_Waffles

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Wow,
take a look at the comments.
I take it Razorfist will no longer be so much as discussed on this site any longer
 

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Saviordd1 said:
Boring characters: Purely opinion, i thought some were actually better then the origins crew (fuck you zevran and wynne)

Linearity: Just because a game is linear doesn't mean its bad, this is a case of "wahhh, its not DAO2"

Dull combat: its the same as origins basically just sped up
The combat is the same as origins?

All you did was tap A and backflip from enemy to enemy in Origins?

Must have missed that part.
 

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Belgian_Waffles said:
Wow,
take a look at the comments.
I take it Razorfist will no longer be so much as discussed on this site any longer
I've noticed the Escapist community has VERY delicate sensibilities. Don't rock the boat.

If you don't like one of the fanboy's games, then "Its just your opinion".
If you(as this guy in the review did) present a good argument for your "opinion", the Escapist attacks the person in question. Kind of like Politicians.
I've noticed most of these comments are just people complaining about the guy swearing and laughing at him for his dress style. Which is just pathetic and reflective of the posters in question.
It's the kind of behavior I'd expect from Schoolyard bullies, not the "intelligent" community of the Escapist.
 

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Canadish said:
Belgian_Waffles said:
Wow,
take a look at the comments.
I take it Razorfist will no longer be so much as discussed on this site any longer
I've noticed the Escapist community has VERY delicate sensibilities. Don't rock the boat.

If you don't like one of the fanboy's games, then "Its just your opinion".
If you(as this guy in the review did) present a good argument for your "opinion", the Escapist attacks the person in question. Kind of like Politicians.
I've noticed most of these comments are just people complaining about the guy swearing and laughing at him for his dress style. Which is just pathetic and reflective of the posters in question.
It's the kind of behavior I'd expect from Schoolyard bullies, not the "intelligent" community of the Escapist.
No look at what he posted about us.
"Aww. The Escapist doesn't like me?

Next you'll be telling me NAMBLA isn't a fan."

Lol, I don't blame him.
 

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"I think Dragon Age 2 should be the same as Dragon age 1, it's not, so I must hate it. Let me rant for 10 minutes and swear constantly. Hell I won't even bother using any wit at all, I love myself."

That was what I just watched for 10 minutes. lolz

I mean come on, how can anyone take this guy seriously?
 

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Belgian_Waffles said:
If anyone really wants to know why they won't let us change our companion's armor I've figured it out...
The only reason they pulled that bullshit is so that they can sell us "alternate costume packs" later.
I'm fucking calling it right now.
And I'm sure you'll go around telling everyone how right you are when these come out.

Alternatively: They removed a relatively clunky mechanic that added relatively little to the gameplay and existed mostly just from force of RPG tradition. This allowed the characters to maintain more iconic looks, allowed them to avoid the perennial RPG problem of stupid-looking item combinations with good stats, removed some pointless inventory management "gameplay", and made it potentially easier to avoid clipping problems with clothing (which were VERY noticeable in the first game).

Since it's pretty easy to keep all of those benefits and still include some additional costumes, they'll probably release some costumes as DLC. The DLC will probably be crazy cheap and you'll probably still complain that you've somehow been "cheated". Because the costumes don't have a statistical value, you will probably also complain that this makes them somehow worthless, because aesthetics are not a part of video games.

As for the video, where to start. This is the best example of Hate Dumb I've seen in months.

(1) Linearity is not necessarily evil. In fact, the first game was basically just especially well-disguised linearity.

(2) Intros have cutscenes. This is not something new.

(3) Removing things from sequels is not always a bad thing. Claiming such is completely ludicrous. The idea is to make the sequel better and removing things can make a LOT of games better.

(4) Talking to teammates in the field has been an awkward part of Bioware games for a while now. It's easy to accidentally trigger it and it causes you to do the awkward stand-still conversation thing in places where it really doesn't make any sense.

(5) Graphical quality and aesthetics are not the same thing. The game has relatively bad graphical quality by comparison to other modern games (not to mention some serious laziness with the copied environments). On the other hand, it has some very interesting aesthetics. I found it interesting that he was showing a shot of Flemeth from the intro, who had one of the most interesting aesthetics going in the entire series (we think of her as an old lady for the most part and here she is ready for war, confirming a lot of what we found out about her in the first game!).

(6) The flash cartoons are part of the aesthetic and they don't really feel like they're just standing in for other cutscenes as in some games (I'm looking at you Mirror's Edge).

(7) Flemeth is a "slutbag sorceress"? She's still pretty obviously old, wrinkly, and grey. What we're seeing is Flemeth Goes to War. They're fleshing out the character (and we already KNEW she was slutty), not cheapening it. Every part of that costume makes sense from what we know of her and Morrigan from DAO. If they had just stuck with basic little-old-lady Flemeth, THAT would be a lack of character development.

(8) The console button-mashing sounds legitimately annoying. Good thing I'm not playing it on a console!

(9) Wait, so you want to be able to talk to your teammates more, but you hate when you end up talking to your teammates and you don't care about them?

(10) There were plenty of groups of NPCs and even solitary NPCs with absolutely nothing to say in DAO. Even worse, they would allow you to waste time "talking" to them, so you could run up only to see the word "uuuuuh" show up on the screen. Even even worse, many of them GAVE THE SAME "uuuuuh".

(11) The second episode in a series ended in a cliffhanger? SHOCKING.

(12) The end of the video drives it all home. Anyone who disagrees with him is stupid, cowardly, or is being paid to do so? ***** please.
 

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Belgian_Waffles said:
Edit about companion gear:
If anyone really wants to know why they won't let us change our companion's armor I've figured it out...
The only reason they pulled that bullshit is so that they can sell us "alternate costume packs" later.
I'm fucking calling it right now.
you are calling that a couple of weeks late, but that's OK. i'm sure you aren't the last horse who is going to cross that finish line.

and is there a TL;DW (watch) version for people who don't care enough about some narcissist's opinion to watch a 10 minute review of a game that can be summed up in two words: dumbed down.

i'm going to go out on a limb and guess he didn't like it. amirite?!
 

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SurfinTaxt said:
In the time it took you to write this, you couldve, i donno, gotten good at guitar or something.

If you are defending this game, then you are a fanboy. Thats ok, if you are being genuine, then I honestly envy your naivete.
DA2 was a disappointment, but I did get some kicks out of it. The world is not black and white, and nor are opinions, deal with it.

And yeah...implying that anyone who likes DA2 is naive or a fanboy is indeed very classy.
 

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AmrasCalmacil said:
Yeah, he can fuck right off.

I just lost my british composure because I am so pissed off with all the constant 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BIOWARE DIDN'T DO EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED THEM TO DO!!'
Um... yeah pretty much that. I get the complaints but that's just being a giant fanboy.

To be honest, I hated the first Dragon Age. I thought it was extremely boring and generic.
However, I'm currently loving DA2 as I feel it improves on everything the first one lacked.
Same with ME2. Weird that Bioware don't seem to get their shit together on games until the second time through for me >.>
 

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AmrasCalmacil said:
Yeah, he can fuck right off.

I just lost my british composure because I am so pissed off with all the constant 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BIOWARE DIDN'T DO EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED THEM TO DO!!'
This, oh so much this.

I LIKE DA2, it's streamlined and fun to get into, but I didn't like origins, because it was a bit of a mash-up and about as accessible as rock with fantasy short stories glued on to it.
 

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i hate how he slags off yhatzee over the internet saying that he has short videos where he talks fast to make him seem funny and this is comming from a guy that makes turd jokes and shouts fuck all the time
 

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Here's the problem as I see it, DA2 was a good game when in fact it should have been a great game.
 

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Calibretto said:
Completely agree with him and like him tired of the infants that cant recognise a bad game.
Okay, I see you posting in every single thread about this game, always just constantly bitching and telling people that there opinions are wrong.

"Waaaah, they didn't make the game I wanted! NOBODY SHOULD ENJOY IT!"

Did it murder your father? Rape your mother? Set your house on fire?! Seriously, get over your self-entitlement issues and accept that not everyone agrees with you.

OT: I didn't expect that voice to come out of that body. Creepy.
 

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This guy is one of the biggest jokes / try hards on the entire Internet. I liked Dragon Age 2. I liked Dragon Age 1. They were both "just ok". Nothing terribly special but worth playing in their own right.

But that makes me an idiot apparently.