Reading on the toilet

[Sean Hollyman]

Do you read on the toilet? Me, I always take a book and ipod with me. Sometimes my DS if there's nothing to read.. Though I do spend about 40 mins on there though..

 

[Fusioncode9]

Do you read on the toilet? Me, I always take a book and ipod with me. Sometimes my DS if there's nothing to read.. Though I do spend about 40 mins on there though..

How the hell do you spend 40 minutes on the toilet. I spend around 5 minutes. And I never read on the can.

 

[Commissar Sae]

Depends on the severity of the gastrointestinal situation. If I fell it may take a while I grab a book, otherwise I don't bother.

 

[smearyllama]

Do you read on the toilet? Me, I always take a book and ipod with me. Sometimes my DS if there's nothing to read.. Though I do spend about 40 mins on there though..

How the hell do you spend 40 minutes on the toilet. I spend around 5 minutes. And I never read on the can.

Some questions are better left unanswered, boy.
Some questions are better left unanswered.

OT: Sometimes.
I occasionally play a handheld in there, or read, but I prefer to get in and get out.

 

[emeraldrafael]

No. if im on the toilet for that long, Im in no condition to read.

its something i've always thought about it, but i just cant sit on a toilet that long with my pants down and not doing anything. and its just awkward sitting on it with my pants up unless Im putting on a band-aid or something.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Always. I stock my bathroom with magazines, comics, and books that have small, quickly-readable chunks.

 

[Furioso]

Though I do spend about 40 mins on there though..

...Might I suggest a fiber one bar? They are actually pretty good

I don't because when it comes to bathrooms I am a germaphobe, I listen to the radio when I take a shower though, but I don't do anything when the toilet is involved

 

[gabe12301]

I go the bathroom with a copy of Nintendo power but I actually read escapist articles on my tablet.
Think that over.

 

[Biosophilogical]

No. if im on the toilet for that long, Im in no condition to read.

Agreed.

OT: You read on the toilet OP? What is wrong with you!? What about all those other strangers walking past your residence, desperately waiting for someone, anyone, to flush, so that they may relieve themselves in your bathroom (secretly, like pooping ninjas).

 

[godofallu]

I get in and get out. The bathroom isn't the cleanest or best smelling location.

My roommate on the other hand styles the floor in front of the toilet with book after book. I just don't get it.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Do you read on the toilet? Me, I always take a book and ipod with me. Sometimes my DS if there's nothing to read.. Though I do spend about 40 mins on there though..

How the hell do you spend 40 minutes on the toilet. I spend around 5 minutes. And I never read on the can.

Let's see

about 5 minutes of sitting there idling
10-15 minutes of puhing
5 Minutes of more idling
5-10 More mintues of pushing
10-15 Minutes of wiping

 

[Amberella]

My fiancé always took his handheld in there with him. xD I do the same. Lol.

 

[CardinalPiggles]

If I think it's going to be a doozy, then I take a book in there. I could never spend 40 minutes though! My arse would get sore.

I actually read escapist articles on my tablet.
Think that over.

Ewwwwwww!

 

[retyopy]

40 minutes? How the hell do you go so fast? I go for an hour , an hour and a half, and read the whole time.

 

[DJDarque]

I sometimes read in the bathroom, but I try to make my business quick.

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

I usually grab my cellphone and play a few minutes of pokemon while I'm on the can. Usually I take about 10 minutes, so I figure that's enough time to get through a gym.

 

[subjectseven]

Always less than 1 minute. There's no point in me reading a magazine or anything. But I will read and send text messages quite often.

 

[chaos order]

lol i watched some of the Dr who finale in there earlier today

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Always less than 1 minute. There's no point in me reading a magazine or anything. But I will read and send text messages quite often.

You shit and wipe and everything in less than a minute?

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Unless I have my phone in my pocket to browse on the Internet, nope. I'm hardly in there for longer than a minute anyway.