Reading on the toilet

[Bravo Company]

I refuse on principle to take any actual reading material into the bathroom because I think it's weird, but I will usually grab a shampoo bottle or something and read the ingredients, in a variety of accents. Go figure.

I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one who does that

OT: I don't read a magazine or anything, I'm usually only on the toilet for < 3 minutes. I usually just pet my cat because she doesn't seem to understand privacy... Its not like I walk in on her doing her business every time....

 

[willsham45]

sometimes sometimes i mess on the laptop...
my dad used to do it loads...although he read loads...like one in the downstairs loo one in the upstairs loo, one in the car, living room...my dad likes his books...It was always a pain in the arce if you needed the loo and he was in there as you knew he would be a while for as long as that book was in his hand.

 

[Tselis]

Do you read on the toilet? Me, I always take a book and ipod with me. Sometimes my DS if there's nothing to read.. Though I do spend about 40 mins on there though..

How the hell do you spend 40 minutes on the toilet. I spend around 5 minutes. And I never read on the can.

Some questions are better left unanswered, boy.
Some questions are better left unanswered.

OT: Sometimes.
I occasionally play a handheld in there, or read, but I prefer to get in and get out.

This made me laugh so hard, and here I thought I was beyond toilet humor. ^-^

Which part?
Because the on-topic part could be misinterpreted.

The 'some questions are better left unanswered,' part.

 

[Robert Ewing]

I'm usually in and out, quick as possible. I have shit to do. Excuse the pun.

 

[Caverat]

I have a room-mate that at times reads on the shitter, it is fucking annoying for someone to be in the only bathroom in the house/apt for 30-60 mins. There is no need for anyone to ever be in the bathroom that long. A shit-shower-shave should take no more than 15 minutes(Total, for all 3).

 

[manaman]

... could you imagine theres a fire in the bathroom and you while you were taking a dump?

I can't really imagine a fire in the bathroom while in it, but I have been taking a dump when a girl that was living with me started a fire in the kitchen and had no idea what to do.

 

[Ipsen]

I get in so much DS time on the can. It feels so much better when you can take your time to 'drop the kids off at the pool', as opposed to having nothing to do, and taking the stance of 'okay, let's get this over with quickly' (unless prior engagements keep you).

 

[Veldel]

I force it out wipe then leave i dont wash my hands ever and yet I havnt been sick in over 5 years


Once in a blue moon if im watching somthing on say a laptop il take it so I dont miss anything tho

 

[dalek sec]

Well for it's a toss up between a game guide I have for a few games, my DS, my iphone to either play games or browse online or whatever Warhammer 40K book I'm reading at the moment. Thankfully most of the time in there is just me getting distracted from either reading or playing whatever game I'm working on at the moment. I usally stop when my legs start to go numb or cramp up slightly, that pins and needles feeling sucks when it hits my feet.... D:

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

I take the Daily Mail with me to the bathroom...but I don't read it

 

[Angry Camel]

I always have something to read. I'm usually forced off by getting a numb bum reading 'Why in the World?' by Reader's Digest.

 

[DoctorFrankenStein]

I keep several books of 'The Onion' [It's a parody newspaper] on the back of the toilet in case someone gets bored. :]