Reading on the toilet

[spookydom]

Can't have a poo without something to do in there. Some of my best reading has been done on the toilet. I also take my guitar in there sometimes (acoustics are really good) and narate in the medium of song exactly what I am going through.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I don't see how people can spend like 1 or 2 minutes on the crapper.. it usually takes longer than that for me to push..

 

[x EvilErmine x]

Yep I do. It's relaxing.

Do I need to write more than this not to get a low content warning? If so does this count?

 

[lovestomooch]

Depends on the severity of the gastrointestinal situation. If I fell it may take a while I grab a book, otherwise I don't bother.

Just came off another thread, and I needed this to lighten me up. "gastrointestinal situation" priceless!

But how do you know what situation will present itself before the point of no return? You must be some sort of lavatorial ninja

 

[the.gill123]

I sometimes take my laptop, and watch some American Dad or king of the Hill, never anything else, I don't know why.

 

[funguy2121]

Do you read on the toilet? Me, I always take a book and ipod with me. Sometimes my DS if there's nothing to read.. Though I do spend about 40 mins on there though..

Gross. Do you spend 40 minutes taking a dump once, twice, or 3 times a day? Care to tell us about your masturbation habits as well?

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Do you read on the toilet? Me, I always take a book and ipod with me. Sometimes my DS if there's nothing to read.. Though I do spend about 40 mins on there though..

Gross. Do you spend 40 minutes taking a dump once, twice, or 3 times a day? Care to tell us about your masturbation habits as well?

Well, since you asked,

1: Every 2 or 3 days
2: Every night

 

[easternflame]

Always less than 1 minute. There's no point in me reading a magazine or anything. But I will read and send text messages quite often.

You shit and wipe and everything in less than a minute?

"everything"? is there something else? Wait, don't answer that. I'm good.

OT Well it depends, I usually take 3-5 minutes so It's kinda ointless. I do find myself ssitting on the the toilet after I am done when I take a book because the plot thickens

 

[Boris Goodenough]

If I spend more than 2 min on the can it's because my stomach doesn't agree with me, I like to spend as little time on it as possible. So no time for reading.

One of my friends doesn't believe in pushing, so it takes AGES for him to finish up, he fears he might get a cerebral hemorrhage if he pushes.

 

[Scarim Coral]

No I don't read in the toliet since I can do my business in there within minutes (my body functions is normal I guess).

My brother on the other hand does and he just read my magazines in there (Total Films or Neo mag). He just say to it's relaxing in there but I think otherwise.

 

[Dethenger]

I don't spend any longer than I need to on the can. That being said, on the unfortunate instances where I do need to spend an unusually long time on the can, I like reading books while I'm there.

 

[RoyalWelsh]

I bring in a book or some music to listen to just in case my dirty business takes longer than usual.

 

[idodo35]

I just realised I've spent the last 15 minutes reading about how people take a shit. And found it fairly diverting. Classy.

On topic: Yeah I take my book with me, but stop reading if there's anything too exciting going on. The idea is to relax the bowels, not have them knotted in anticipation. And of course, I put the book aside when it's time for the wiping.

Unless it's a bad book. Then I have a marvellous new application for it.

to much information!!! XD

I only take 2 minutes so there's never time to do anything else.

thats what she said!

 

[Aur0ra145]

Eh, currently I'm reading A Tale of Two Cities during my poop sessions.

 

[Deadlyveggie]

I have consumed mankind's greatest pieces of literary genius while taking a shit.

Seriously, it's got to the point that I just leave books in there...

 

[Craorach]

I spend the absolute minimum time needed on the toilet.. get it done and leave.

My wife, however, has a variety of books and magazines, and will spend ages in there.. drives me nuts.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Don't be silly, girls don't poo...

OP: Nah, I tried it a couple of times but it just feels weird. I like to keep my bathroom visits short, do what's necessary and leave.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

I remember when I was young, I'd always see my dad taking a paper in and never saw the appeal of it. Now I can't use the washroom without taking a book to read.

 

[DasDestroyer]

Depends. If I have an interesting book or an unfinished game on my PSP, I stay there for a while.