Reading on the toilet

[Von Strimmer]

I too have found myself in the toilet for upwards of an hour. Always with a Jeremy Clarkson book. Not sure why on that one

 

[Zhadramekel]

Finally, I don't feel like such a weirdo anymore.
OT: Yeah. Mind you I usually don't if I'm sure the floors gonna be wet. I don't want the book to get trashed.

 

[Hosker]

Some of you must have very slow digestive systems. I'm only on there for 2-3 minutes at most; it's not worth reading anything in that time.

 

[MadHatter1993]

my bowel movements require me to drop anything in my had and HOLD ON! usually i try to multitask but when it's time, i've dropped my phone, books, magazines, beer (sadly), an oil lamp one time, (thank god it wasn't lit, could you imagine theres a fire in the bathroom and you while you were taking a dump?) id say bout 5 to 10ish

 

[StormShaun]

I have my Game Informers on there, I only read them while im on there or go out to dinner...

Its really useful.

 

[Lawnmooer]

I read on the toilet, I have a stack of PC Gamer, Classic Rock and Mojo magazines next to the toilet which I read.

Though I usually only take a few minutes to go I stay til I finish reading the article (Which doesn't take too long)

 

[MadHatter1993]

Also, i'm replying to this forum while on the can.

 

[thylasos]

Oh yes... I did it for longer periods of time when I was younger, but I still always take a book or a newspaper with me.

 

[mark-the-stampede]

I never read on the toilet, i don't think i have ever spend more than 3 or 4 minutes on the toilet.

 

[Seriphina]

I don't sit for long but if I know imma be some time I take the good old iphone! read FML's or Cracked for a bit

 

[Jonluw]

40 minutes?
I don't even...

I never stay at the toilet for more than 5 minutes unless I have some sort of stomach problem. Normally I'll be done in 1 or 2 minutes.
I never got why it was supposedly normal to bring reading material to the can. I get it now. Other people sit there for hours on end.

 

[M4t3us]

Yes, I do read on the toilet... usually the stuff written on the inside of the door!

 

[Mr.Squishy]

As part of having nine c*nting books this semester, I'm prone to reading everywhere, including the toilet. Helps me focus, too, in that I don't get distracted by my pc...like I am right now...

 

[jopomeister]

I always used to, but then I always ended up spending forever on the loo because my book's so interesting...
For the most part, I don't any more. If anything, I'll take a magazine or something.

 

[Snotnarok]

I read scientific articles when they're available, usually though it's a handheld game or me thinking about what to do next in my comic.

Also, not sure why people think it's gross to play a game on the toilet, you know when my hands are clean during said gaming. But whatever it's fun and my handhelds are still clean.

 

[boyvirgo666]

I have a kindle so i read on the crapper all the time. Anytime i gotta take the browns to the superbowl in fact.

 

[floppylobster]

If you regularly spend long enough on the toilet to read you should go and see a doctor or change your diet immediately (unless you want bowel cancer later in life).