Real life abilitys.

[ConstantJoe]

I'd love to be able to play the trombone.

 

[Shapsters]

I have the incredible ability to spell abilities properly! Aren't I amazing?!

Speed reading and photographic memory would be awesome, make life much easier!

 

[logiman]

I can make sad people happy.

 

[Canid117]

BAM!

http://www.cracked.com/article/114_5-superpowers-you-didnt-know-your-body-was-hiding-from-you/

Thank you Cracked!

 

[[Spirit]]

I can make sad people happy.

I can make happy people sad.

 

[p3t3r]

i want the ability to lie really well and to be able of convince people things.

 

[esperandote]

To have a fast metabolism to burn the extra calories with minor effort or to jump really hi to slamn dunk the basketball a la vince carter

 

[Jark212]

The ability to manipulate Gravity, I'd get a job working for NASA with a six-figure salary...

 

[Eggsnham]

Photographic Memory. But with the ability to forget whatever information you retained at will. Some things you just don't want to remember.. *shudders*

 

[mcpop9]

well, i like my abilities to smash bricks with my head (third degree black belt, dont try at home) but if i had to pick something else too then id say id like to have super night vision, this guy i know has eyes so sensitive to light that he has to wear special contacts during the day so that he doesnt go blind, and at night he sees everything like it was daytime.

one of my friends on live has the ability to see better in the night than the day but its not as good as you think when he goes out he always has to wear sunglasses its because of a nerve or light receptor that is backwards but i would like to be really flexible REALLY FLEXIBLE

 

[Nicarus]

Photographic memory, it would make everything in life so much simpler, as long as you mean total photographic memory and not just image photographic memory.

You and me both, pal.

 

[Dapsen]

i quote the PokéDex:

"some say Alakazam's IQ exceeds 5000"

that. Though it is not possible, that.

 

[klakkat]

260 IQ and perfect concentration. Seriously, that would make life so much easier for me.

Having 20/20 vision would be nice too, but bad eyes are correctable (in my case) so whatever.

i quote the PokéDex:

"some say Alakazam's IQ exceeds 5000"

that. Though it is not possible, that.

Honestly, this seems like a variation on the "its over 9000" joke. Though I'm not sure why they didn't go all the way, 9000 IQ isn't any more ludicrous than 5000.

 

[heyheysg]

Ability to spell.

Also I can hear distinct noises clearly even in loud environments, like a phone ringing in a club or rock concert

 

[Treefingers]

Laser eyes. Definitely laser eyes.

 

[L9OBL]

as i already blend perfectly with crowds and am as unnoticable a phisically possible i would probably have to go with unlocking the FULL potential of the human mind as we only use 5% who knows what i would get. well i'd be able to overide the muscle lock (it stops us from using 100% of our muscle capacity as the exertion would kill us)at will so i could raise it from 20% to 80% on a whim,i would be able to more effectively release endorphins and adreneline on a whim (i can already do that but not effectively [cant control dosages amout and sometimes it dun work :'( ]a couple times i got an endorphin high cause i released to much for the fall and not enough adreneline to keep my head straight its weird things shift and sparkle and you cant feel any pain[which is cool ii guess]) and who knows i might get telekenisis or telepathy! which would be awesome i'd be able to pick stuff up with my brain and tell what your thinking! now i will know your last thoughts and there will be no evidence! scept pointing to a suicide muhahahahahahaha i know im deranged, get over it

 

[Naybo]

I have the ability to spell abilities correctly so i'm happy with that ^-^

 

[L9OBL]

I got some artistic thing where everything to me seems to have a character and is alive, TV's, random objects, all general things, chairs, books, trees, in my mind i give them a personality and charachter, unwillingly, its a subconsious thing. Because of this, my art teacher and perents say there is something special about my art. Im also good at capturing expressions and creating cartoons.

Maybe this happens to other people, but i dunno.

didn't beatrix... potter? (well the author of peter rabbit) have that ability with her characters?