Real life cloaking - what will you do if you can cloak irl

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btrash

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Apparently scientists are getting closer to making a real life cloaking device

http://www.scishark.com/cloaking/

What would you do if you can cloak IRL (other than running around and confusing people)
 

smearyllama

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I would sneak salads into random places.

Or, I would sneak into a place, and make a salad right there.
While the whole world gasps in awe of my cloaked salad technique.
 

Treeinthewoods

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Follow you silently, moving everything you set down to a new location close by but not exactly where you left it. I'd keep it up until you had a nervous breakdown then I'd move on to your friends and family.

Dicks with Cloaking Devices!
 

emeraldrafael

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I suspect many a girls rooms will need updating security of some kinda.

I personally would fix every single sporting event and lay money on them, reaping the rewards.
 

WolfThomas

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Obviously what I'd do with any new groundbreaking technology...fight crime!
 

burningdragoon

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WolfThomas said:
Obviously what I'd do with any new groundbreaking technology...fight crime!
I... was gonna say this. Need to think of something different. So um... how about I be super villain.
 

twistedmic

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First of all, while it may make me sound like a conspiracy nut, I believe that some countries have already developed and deployed real-life cloaking devices, but each country's military has kept it under wraps. It makes sense, to me at least, for any military to keep their cutting edge tech as secret as possible for as long as possible (look how long it took for the U.S. government to reveal the stealth bomber).
As for the question, I'd use the cloaking device to trip loud, screaming kids running through grocery stores and in jack-ass that goes around in heelies (I despise that fucking shoe). I would also use it to frame people I don't like for shoplifting and I might use it to shop-lift things for myself.
Finally I'd use it to make people think that they're going crazy, like whispering in their ear, moving things when they're not looking and changing the t.v. or radio channel on them.
 

Lilani

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Exile714 said:
Pick my nose in a library.

Yeah.
Agreed. God it would be liberating.

Not to mention how much you could screw with people if you got a good case of the farts :p
 

RatRace123

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Leave tons of people wondering why expensive electronic items suddenly floated out of the stores.
 

ScarletRider

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I'd walk right into a bank vault, pick up a few souvenirs, and leave a card with the name Arsene Lupin.

I've been reading the books. <_< They're fun.