Real life cloaking - what will you do if you can cloak irl

[Phlakes]

Go everywhere naked. Just once, go to the grocery store, a university (no elementary schools, just in case it wears off), library, etc., then go wank in the girls' shower room, then steal some shit.

Karma. It's good stuff.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I would steal soooooooooooooooooooo many things!

 

[Zantos]

Go round slapping people I didn't like til they went completely mental.

Take up the tuba.

 

[Kermi]

Steal shit.

And though it makes me sound like a potential sex offender, I'd totally perv on naked women. If it's any help, I'd probably feel really guilty about it after doing it once then never do it again.

 

[SD-Fiend]

inb4: girl's shower room.

OT: Eat all the pies on earth.

afte

inb4: girl's shower room.

OT: Eat all the pies on earth.

really all the pies? you'd be so fat people could tell where you were cloaked or not.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Hellooooo girl's shower roo-...wait a minute.

I would probably cloak while showering.

Just in case.

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

If I really wanted to be evil, I'd leave turds on kitchen counters.

In any normal situation, after robbing people blind, I'd drive my car while cloaked (ghost car, anyone?), sneak into ladies locker/shower rooms and other naughty places, scare people by haunting their houses, and punch people I don't like in the face and/or crotch.

 

[GeeksUtopia]

girls shower room, then free movies, and finally all the free merchandise I want lol

 

[mrdude2010]

masturbate (just kidding)

definitely go into the intelligence business


and steal about over 9000 grapes

 

[SilentCom]

I would use cloaking for practical reasons other than for pleasure. I would either become a superhero or a secret agent/ assassin.

 

[LogicNProportion]

I don't think I can legally say...less the party van comes and knocks down my door.

 

[Brazilianpeanutwar]

Use all the money i have to hitch a ride near Area 51

and then....well that would be telling

Or i'd be the greatest ninja graffiti artist ever <3

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I'd just go around putting stickers on things. Cars, fruit, people's faces, you name it.

 

[btrash]

Man you can be like the greatest graffitti artist and freaking paint stuff all over singapore to piss them off...
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/06/25/swiss-man-pleads-guilty-spraying-graffiti-singapore-subway-car-caned/
Singapore sentences Swiss man to caning for spraying graffiti on subway car

Poor guy didn't have a cloak and got wiped .. hard

 

[DanielBrown]

Perhaps a bit unoriginal, but I'd steal as much money as I could.

 

[Harry Mason]

I would constantly follow Peter Molyneux around and slowly pop bubble wrap until he went off the deep end.

Then I'd find a girl with the ability to cloak and have sex with her on the set of "Good Morning America" while they were filming.

Then I'd pee on Republicans from random rooftops.

Then I'd steal money from every Best Buy in town and buy enough doughnuts to make a doughnut bed, and sleep in its sticky, doughnutty goodness.

*Smiles and drifts off into pleasant thoughts...*