Real life Perks

[Jakeyyyy]

Photographic Memory: forgetting important things after three minutes? Not any longer! This perk allows you to remember what you need to do for days - or even weeks!
Photographic Memory Pro: now with selective obliviousness! The perk allows you to forget things faster. This capability requires a lot of willpower. Available after remembering 1000 things on any level of complexity you need to do - and doing them.

Those three sound pretty decent to me, and not "extremely" overpowered, just simply overpowered.

I think I prefer the idea of pornographic memory. Seen an amazing threesome? Be perfectly able to recall what you saw and watch them screw on the back of your eyelids! Pornographic memory pro allows you to effectively photoshop your face onto whatever actor/actress you choose and experience whatever sensations they are (unlocked after viewing 100 scenes with pornographic memory).

 

[Kinichie]

Tongue Twister - You can communicate effectively with foreigners where both parties understand each other.

Bloody Hell! - Every so often, you just do something, good or bad, that surprises yourself so much you have to shout out the name of this perk.

Engage Auto Pilot - Sometimes you can only think of the path ahead. Why not just switch off, daydream while walking and hope that your subconscious takes your mind off things, while hoping you don't walk into a lamppost again.

 

[fd18e3d0-816e-11e4-b4a9-0800200c9a66]

Long Haul - Can game way into the night without getting tired
Long Haul Pro (After 1000 hours of gaming) - People no longer care/worry about how much you play

 

[B4D 9R4MM3R]

Sleep is for the Weak: Completely lucid throughout the entire day.

Sleep is for the Weak Pro: Sleep is no longer required.

Alcohol Stream: It takes 50% more alcohol for the effects to set in.

Alcohol Stream Pro: You will never suffer any adverse effects from alcohol.

...Because I Could: People are more willing to accept your crazy-arsed endeavours.

...Because I Could Pro: You seem to have a talent to do the impossible time and time again.

We are Legion: You have an uncanny ability to rally people to your cause.

We are Legion Pro: It becomes natural for you to control the hearts and minds of people.

Mental Metabolism: Eating and drinking causes you to be hungry and thirsty less often as well as allowing you to be perfectly healthy.

Mental Metabolism Pro: You seem to maintain a perfectly comfortable temperature in any environment.

 

[Frybird]

Engage Auto Pilot - Sometimes you can only think of the path ahead. Why not just switch off, daydream while walking and hope that your subconscious takes your mind off things, while hoping you don't walk into a lamppost again.

Hey, i have that too, in fact, should be Engage Auto Pilot Pro because i can successfully navigate around most obstacles while daydreaming.

Unfortunatly, that's probably the best i have to offer.

Caffeine Nullifier - Does not feel the effects of caffeinated drinks.

Random Deadpanner - Makes Jokes in the most dry manner possible during a random point of an conversation.

Full Retrospective Negative Awareness - Instantly knows that he did/said something embarrassing, sometimes before anyone around him notices.

 

[ConnorJM]

Ladies man - Can get any girl without the effort of going on dates
Ladies man Pro - Can get nay girl without the hassle of talking.

 

[Chechosaurus]

I'd like the perk:

Insomniac - I'd never need to sleep
Insomniac Pro - I'd never need to sleep but I was allowed to wear a funny hat

That way, I would be able to get all of my work done nice and easy, drink beer all night and not get a hangover (because that only happens for me when I go to sleep) and I could get a job during the night to help drag me out of student poverty.

Disclaimer: I'm fully aware what insomnia really is and that it is not how I've described it. I figured I'd put that out there before some people go quote happy and fill my inbox with messages telling me things I already know.

 

[Proteus214]

College Graduate- +50 to intellect, +1000 to smugness, all other job perks now gain a x3 cash multiplier, your political alignment is now LIBERAL.

 

[fd18e3d0-816e-11e4-b4a9-0800200c9a66]

Focus: you are able to concentrate on courses without getting sidetracked or bored, allowing instant memorization of the things you are told.
Focus Pro (req: 100 hours of courses using Focus): your pen never runs out of ink

I kept it true to the MW2 way: interesting perk, shitty and unrelated pro bonus.

I could do with this sometimes, not too bothered about the pro though

 

[Primate]

Money is shiat - have the amazing ability to shit out money!
money is good ;')

 

[SteakHeart]

Not That Guy: Upon being caught for any misdemeanor (i.e., cheating on a test, caught with your pants down), you can snap your fingers and the catcher will go back to what they were doing and forget your naughtiness.

Not That Guy Pro: You turn invisible when preforming a deed of naughtiness.