Real Life Roleplaying

[MercenaryCanary]

I would just make an impenetrable building that is bomb, disease, famine, children, people proof. Then I would put 2 billion zombies on the outskirts of it. Then, I would begin to stockpile any type of weapon I could get my hands on. I would attach Mini-guns on the towers. After that, I would buy a helicopter. Finally, when all of this is done, I would declare war on America.

 

[JBarracudaL]

Build a really really really high tower, create a sign promising riches and skittles at the summit.
Then at the top, there is a red X on the floor and a sign pointing to it that reads "stand here to recieve riches and skittles" then once they stand on the X the ground launches them off the tower with a cartoon like spring contraption.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Can I just have unlimited money? Clearout the entire british isles, remove all modern settlements and replace with medeival style, make people live there and talk right, genetically engineer orcs, dragons, elves... Invent magic, and then roleplay that. And I do know that thats impossible.

 

[johnman]

Can I just have unlimited money? Clearout the entire british isles, remove all modern settlements and replace with medeival style, make people live there and talk right, genetically engineer orcs, dragons, elves... Invent magic, and then roleplay that. And I do know that thats impossible.

Awww cant we do that somewhere else? Britain really isnt that good a place for a DaD setting. Your chainmail will go rusty in the rain + i live there

 

[stevetastic]

buy like a million paint ball guns design my own range (one based on d-day) then invite hundreds of people to THE BEST PAINT BALL GAME EVAR.
or buy a big house and make it a party house and have the best house parties ever there.

 

[santaandy]

I would roleplay being James Bond. And I would skip the saving-the-world part and go straight to the enjoying-the-company-of-beautiful-russian-women-in-hot-tubs part.

 

[The Sheepshifter]

I would hire twenty-thirty people at 100 dollars an hour, then spend two hours telling them how you can't make a decent real-life Roleplay fantasy even with 5 million dollars in this terrible economy.

After two hours I'd use the rest of the money to buy Children's trading cards.

 

[BubbleGumSnareDrum]

This thread makes my head hurt.