"Real Person, meet Fictional Character."

[zHellas]

Basically take 2 people, 1 of them a real person and the other 1 a Fictional Character that are complete opposites of each other or would have hilarious results if they met.

My situation:

Jack Black meets Liara T'Soni at a Speed Dating thing.

You know, this is exactly the reason I come here, thank you very much for providing an interesting, fun and thoughtful thread! I really like threads like this, I love celebrating the fact that being a gamer and a nerd is about finding anything we want to fun.

On topic...Kadaj or Sephiroth meet Sigmund Freud.

D'aww... *hugs you* Thanks!

And that would result in Sigmund Freud's beheading.

 

[Quaxar]

Me meets a sexy Twi'lek lady.
Yes? Did I do this right?

 

[zHellas]

Me meets a sexy Twi'lek lady.
Yes? Did I do this right?

Hmmm... How can I articulate this in a way that you'll understand?

Spoiler: I have found a way!

Jokes aside, I don't know who this "Me" is, so no.

 

[Mstrswrd]

Sam Fisher meets Solid Snake. Seriously what would happen?

They would share tecniques, a drink, maybe a smoke, and then go there seperate ways.

Or CQC fight to the death. Could go either way.

Anyway, Ronnie James Dio (never said they had to be alive), and Dio Brando (aka: the guy who the "Za Warudo" meme was based off of, since Dio is Dio's namesake.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

richard dawkins meets god

Spoiler

see what i did there?

HAHA, taking pot shots at peoples faith is always freaking hilarious. Seriously, this is a Video Game site do you really need to do that here? It's just going to cause problems in the long run of this thread.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Sam Fisher meets Solid Snake. Seriously what would happen?

They would share tecniques, a drink, maybe a smoke, and then go there seperate ways.

Or CQC fight to the death. Could go either way.

Anyway, Ronnie James Dio (never said they had to be alive), and Dio Brando (aka: the guy who the "Za Warudo" meme was based off of, since Dio is Dio's namesake.

I deleted that, since one of them has to be a real person. Dang I need to read the whole post next time....

 

[Quaxar]

Me meets a sexy Twi'lek lady.
Yes? Did I do this right?

Hmmm... How can I articulate this in a way that you'll understand?

Spoiler: I have found a way!

Jokes aside, I don't know who this "Me" is, so no.

Oh, that's easy to explain. It's-a me, Mario Quaxar!
Would you prefer me to say "Twi'leks are hot" instead?

 

[zHellas]

D'aww... *hugs you* Thanks!

And that would result in Sigmund Freud's beheading.

Nah, after half an hour of careful examining of mother issues, abandonment and suppressed inferiority complexes either one of them'd be sobbing into Freud's hankie.

Freud would still end up dead, either way.

 

[jeejvebe]

Christian Bale, meet Batman.

"I'm Batman!"
"No, no you're not. And stop doing that stupid voice, Christian".

 

[zHellas]

Me meets a sexy Twi'lek lady.
Yes? Did I do this right?

Hmmm... How can I articulate this in a way that you'll understand?

Spoiler: I have found a way!

Jokes aside, I don't know who this "Me" is, so no.

Oh, that's easy to explain. It's-a me, Mario Quaxar!
Would you prefer me to say "Twi'leks are hot" instead?

I did not know what a Twi'lek was untill I looked it up.

Here is my response: *high fives*

 

[WanderingFool]

Wrex Urdnot and Samual L. Jackson.

 

[oxiclean]

marcus fenix and Vladimir Putin

Spoiler: possibly offensive

richard dawkins meets god

see what i did there?

HAHA, taking pot shots at peoples faith is always freaking hilarious. Seriously, this is a Video Game site do you really need to do that here? It's just going to cause problems in the long run of this thread.

fix'd

 

[mrjoe94]

Alucard (Hellsing) meets Robert Pattinson......*After watching 5mins of Twilight* "You don't have the self-respect to be a vampire you undead Maggot!. You barely know what you are" *rips him in half* Aaahhh i'd pay to see that

 

[Impluse_101]

Haruhi Suzumia meets...Obama.

 

[Quaxar]

Me meets a sexy Twi'lek lady.
Yes? Did I do this right?

Hmmm... How can I articulate this in a way that you'll understand?

Spoiler: I have found a way!

Jokes aside, I don't know who this "Me" is, so no.

Oh, that's easy to explain. It's-a me, Mario Quaxar!
Would you prefer me to say "Twi'leks are hot" instead?

I did not know what a Twi'lek was untill I looked it up.

Here is my response: *high fives*

Man, you clearly missed out on something until now. *accepts high five*

 

[zHellas]

I would love to see Heavy Weapons Guy run across Westboro.

That doesn't make sense.

 

[silver wolf009]

Bush meets the devourer. (Adventure quest)

Sarah palin meets the Predators. The hunt ensues but who is being hunted