Reality TV Show Video Game Edition 3: Anime Invades (closed)

[Fury Is Me.]

"Good" Marina then Grabbed Revan on his sides and shook him up and down. It wasn't very long before a Green gem and about 10 blue gems popped out of his skull, or wherever they came from. She walked over to each of them, after setting Revan down, and her body absorbed them. "Ah... That's better... Thanks, Revan." She sat beck down in her seat.

 

[elricik]

Spoiler: Sorry guys

Fridays my last exam day so after that I should be on a normalish schedule for the most part.

As the group fought the large Golems, Ada jumped across the room to kick one in the chest, braking in half. When she landed, she triggered yet another trap. A large door opened up, revealing several giant snakes.

"Why does it always have to be snakes?" Ada asked the rest of the group.

[hr]

Nero extended the ramp of the shuttle onto the temple.

"Chiding Statement: Don't anger me Yukari, we must all focus for the mission." Nero said as he walked down the ramp. In that same instant a large snake struck, biting Nero's arm and pulling him down the ramp.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Haruko didn't care much for Nero being eaten by a snake, "HEY! Nero! I expect an answer here! Come on!" She waited a bit for Nero to respond...which he probably wouldn't She looked at Naota, "Ta-kun, what do those words mean?"

"I think the facts word means something that is correct, or completely right." He said, "And the logic part is basically...Well....Something that is believable.

"...OH, THAT'S JUST STUPID."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Yukari looked from her gap, and was about to say something, when Nero got attacked by a snake. "...Hmmm... Should we help him? I really don't feel like it."

 

[AgDr_ODST]

"I don't even know why I bother to stick around." Inuyasha groaned as he woke up from yet another coma with zebra blood on his claws

 

[SteakHeart]

Morrigan walked calmly down the ramp. She hopped down next to Nero, ripping the snake off of his arm. She opened her mouth, and fangs descended from her canine teeth. She sank them into the snake's head, killing it in an instant. She then curled it up and squeezed the blood out and into her mouth like toothpaste. Then, she threw the snake husk to the side.

"Damn, it's good being a vampire," she said and wiped a drop of blood from her lips. "And I think I found a better way to feed than sex."

Spoiler: OOC

She's a vampire, she can do that! Honest! [/unsure-ness]

Spoiler: Alternate ending to that post

"The moral is don't fuck with my shit!"

 

[elricik]

"Angry Statement: Couldn't anyone have helped me out sooner? Keep your eyes open!" Nero yelled as he started toward the temple door.

[hr]

The large snakes continued to surround the group.

"Does anyone want to do anything?" Ada said as she kicked a snake in the face, desperately trying to grapple with the large animal.

 

[Lambi]

Spoiler: OOC

What I find funny is that this is a LEGO world. So, the snakes are made out of Legos. X3

Alucard rapidly fired at the snakes before resuming shooting the golem. Seras still had her arm morphed into a giant blade and cut some of the snakes, making them drop blocks which disappeared for some reason.
[hr]
Melvin summoned a couple of monsters which attacked the snakes. Florence did whatever he could to not get bitten.

 

[SteakHeart]

Morrigan paused, then looked down at the snake. "I think I just drank plastic," she muttered to herself, before detatching her wings and using them as swords to dice up the snakes.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Yukari floated out and yawned. "It's your own fault, Nero~ You should have been more careful~" Yukari looked at Morrigan for a moment and then chuckled. "You could have done that so long ago~ Like, all the way back in season 1~ Yes, I know you've been like this the whole time this has been going on~ Don't you know that you can get food from just about any form of stimlulation?~ Even now, me talking to you is feeding you~ You're like a photosynthetic plant, but you're just too wrapped around the thought that you're a succubus and succubi only feed through sex to realize that~ Now. Do you want me to give you a hug?~" She spread her arms out.

 

[SteakHeart]

Morrigan looked to Yukari in the middle of stabbing a snake. It hit her that she didn't need her precious sex to survive.

"You're right," she said, ripping the snake in half. "I don't need all that sex. Christ, I feel like goddamn Panty Anarchy." She grinned and stomped a snake's head in. "Hug? Sure, but I'm kinda covered in plastic blood." She gave Yukari a quick high-five while her sprits rose.

-Meanwhile, back in Castle Aensland-

"Yeah, that's great and all," said Lilith, "but you kind of BURNED DOWN PART OF YOUR MANSION!" She looked around at the damage caused by Morrigan's failure to turn off the oven. "Morry, you are SO cleaning this up."

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Suddenly Murasa grinned and opened the bloody sack she had with her, a Swarm of angry genital-less naked midgets covered in aloe vera swamped out as one of them, the leader was dressed as lucky the leprechaun."GO FORTH MY TINY ANGRY SUB HUMANS!" Murasa said as the midgets all shouted back."YES, MY LORD." as they epically entered the battle against the snakes as one of them pushed past Morrigan."Whoops sorry Sacrifice."

 

[SteakHeart]

Morrigan was rendered completely speechless by the midgets.

"What..." she mumbled, pausing in the middle of combat. "That is simultaneously the most disgusing and funny thing in this RP so far."

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Haruko smacked Morrigan with her guitar, "ONLY ME AND MARINA, AND MAYBE EVEN TA-KUN CAN BREAK THE FOURTH WALL! STOP F***ING THAT TRADITION UP!"

"...Fourth wall? RP?" Naota questioned, "I don't know what those things are!"

"Oh look. You all cleared a path for me." Revan said, walking out of the ship, "Thank you all ever so much."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Yukari tapped Haruko on the shoulder. "And who do you think made the Fourth Wall?~"

 

[SteakHeart]

Morrigan blocked the guitar with her hand, flinching slightly. "Don't hit your own General," she said, "or you'll be on KP for a week."

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Haruko pulled away the guitar, "Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to-" She stopped talking and tripped Morrigan. Then smashed her guitar into her back while she was down, "And I don't want to!"

"A general that can't even keep their soldiers under control. Isn't that a bit pathetic?" Revan said, observing what had just happened, before walking past everyone and killing every lego snake that tried to jump at him.

"We all don't like her..." Naota said, following Revan. Haruko walked behind Naota.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: BT

Did you not even notice the midgets?! Or Yukari?!

Yukari was alright with being completly ignored she just walked over to Murasa and chuckled. "Where did you get those midgets?~"

 

[SteakHeart]

Morrigan stood back up and wrapped her hand around Haruko's throat. "Now," she sneered, "you either shut your god-damn mouth, or I sew it shut with your own blood vessels. Which I have done before, to other people, twice."

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Murasa shrugged."Bought them from some guy with a Crowbar, and a hat, he had an awesome accent, oh and that guy in the trench-coat with the sunglasses."