Marina was punching off their heads, seeing as she didn't have to hold back on saving these men, they were already dead. Every time a few got to close to her, she would just tear them off of her and throw them back. She wasn't even breaking a sweat, the Zombies couldn't even cause her damage with their teeth against her Cyborg body.
Starkiller sighed and grabbed Haruko's guitar. "If you can't fight, I will." He had seen her use it enough times to at least have a rudimentary understanding of how it worked. He holstered his sabers and played a few random notes on the instument, killing several zombies with bullets. "Interesting, but I've seen better." He threw it back to Haruko and blasted several undead[footnote]Soeaking of Undead, you'd better get up out the way! Tomorrow we'll rise so let's fight today! Sorry, got sidetracked.[/footnote] into the wall with Force Push.
This time, it was Alucard that laughed. "I've had my head taken off before. One more time won't kill me." He squeezed her neck harder, then grabbed her rifle. "I seem to be having a case of deja vu here. Like we've done this before, wouldn't you say?" He gave another laugh. "And how are you so sure he has won? Perhaps he did just like last time, leaving you here all alone, with me to fight you."
Seras stood by and cut down every ghoul that tried to attack her.
[hr]
"Does this take no end?" Melvin asked, annoyed because they were still trapped. "This has taken long enough. And we still haven't found the source for all these zombies. Couldn't be the zombieboy, I sent him and his friends to the Shadow Realm." Florence said, also annoyed.
"Query: Does anyone see an alternate route out of here?" Nero said as he slammed the door shut behind the group to stop the zombie onslaught.
[hr]
"I will fight you, but whether you win or lose here means nothing. I have done my job, I have distracted you all while the Major put his plan into motion. Whatever happens from here is meaningless." Rip Van Winkle said through her teeth.
"Why don't we just follow the magical rainbow in front of us, that will lead us to Magic Fairy Land where there are chocolate and magic rivers abound, and beautiful fairy...doctors!" Haruko said still in her high, "From there, we can fight the huggle-bunnies of Malchior 6, much different from Malchior 7 which have 500 foot tall mahogany trees that BREATHE FIRE, and the Malchior people make mahogany desks with their ancient blood rituals, which not onlys makes the consumer much better than others, BUT GIVES WHOEVER OWNS IT THE POWERS TO BEND THE VERY FABRIC OF TIME!!!!!!![sub]Also, it's a very fine material.[/sub]. But rather, a different much cuter planet but somehow, just as scary!"
"Fight me? I already hold your only weapon in one hand, and you in my other by your throat. The fact that you're still speaking quite normally is a miracle." Alucard tightened his grip on Rip's neck, squeezing it hard. "This will be a very one sided battle, I'm afraid. Seras, do me a favor and cut off one of her limbs."
"Will do, Master." Seras said and walked over to Alucard and Rip. She raised her blade arm and cut off one of Rip's arms.
"Angry Statement: Haruko if you don't snap out of this drug induced craziness this instant I will force you to clean all the toilets at HQ with your own toothbrush, assuming you even brush your teeth." Nero said.
[hr]
Tears formed in the corners of Van Winkle's eyes, but she did not scream.
"I..WILL DIE LIKE A SOLDIER!" She screamed as she burst into blue flames.
[hr]
The zombies suddenly began to stop their pursuit of the group, and go after Alucard who had just killed their master.
Alucard let go of Rip as she burst into flames. "Die like a soldier? Bah. You're dying like a coward. A soldier would accept their fate and let me kill them. Right now, you are worthless." He broke her rifle in half, then the halves in half and threw them on the fire. He took out his Casull and Jackal and started shooting the ghouls, hitting either their heads or hearts. Seras participated by activating one of her powers, one that she had gotten from Alucard. The shadows of some of the ghouls came to life and attacked them, killing them then moving on to the nearest other ghoul. A few of them were defeated by the ghouls themselves, but they still attacked them.
I have been given permission to rejoin you fellows
-BoosterGold
In the skies above the zombie horde a Pirate flew out of a swirly vortex of glow vortexyness, riding a grey winged crosseyed pony
"Wow thats a trip and a half, well at least this Voodoo portal dohicky still worked even if I had to substitute half the ingredients." said the Mighty Pirate.
"And now to use this spell book to prevent Lechuck from raising an army of undead pirate monkeys." he said right as he saw the zombies,
*GULP* "looks like we are late, OH nut bars Elaine
"Derpy Hooves Charge! I'M COMING PLUNDER BUNNY!" He scream as he brandished his sword, conviently dipped int root beer.
The Pirate charged the a group of random zombies, "How appropriate you fight like a cow!" he said as he ran them through with his sword.
Derpy Hooves landed, well crash landed, the man dismounted and place the pegasus pony into his jacket. He spotted the rather odd grouping of people and introduced himself.
"I'm Guybrush Threepwood, MIGHTY PIRATE[sub]TM[/sub] Now point me toward that no good Ghost Zombie Pirate Lechuck
"I don't care who you or any LeChuck fellow are! Just make sure these ghouls don't attack you!" Alucard said and shot a few more ghouls that were around Guybrush. Seras kept attacking them with much speed, cutting off their heads.
"I don't think I'm on Melee Island anymore, I mean how can he not know about Lechuck, he's been terrorizing the Seas since Monkey Island 1" pondered Guybrush.
"You zombies will fall at my feet...." shout Guybrush as he lunged at them the zombies dissolving as the rootbeer coated sword hit.
"Huh thats weird, they didn't even try for a comeback" he thought aloud.
Toph felt Guybrush and paused. "Pirates and zombies... All we need now are ninjas and my life will be complete..." She went back to hurling earth at zombies. "A pirate? Seriously?" Shadow said, shooting at zombies. "Yes, a pirate. Awesome right?" "What the hell?! What the hell is wrong with this world?!" "Emo..."
"Hello Mr. Alucard, someone calling himself the "Major" told you that imminent doom approach, and some other stuff. He says to look up at the Eastern sky." Breen said.
A loud noise could be heard coming from the East, the group looked up at sure enough, several Zeppelins bearing nazi symbols could be seen.
"Perhaps you should return to the panicroom for an air vehicle?"
[hr]
"Alarmed Statement: I've just lost all contact with GLaDOS, someones manly shut her down. We need to return to head quarters ASAP. We'll just remotely trigger this outpost to self destruct, seeing as how everyone in it is already dead." Nero said.
"Commanding Statement: Lets just break for the APC."
Nero then opened the door and began to sprint as fast as he could go out of the outpost.
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