Reality TV Show Video Game Edition 3: Anime Invades (closed)

[Lambi]

Melvin struggled to keep the Millennium Rod in his hands, but he was strong enough to keep it away from slipping in his hands. "Let go, you fools! You wouldn't know how to use it, and besides, it only listens to me! Fine, take it!" He let go, and Giovanni and Gary fell backwards, then started to do a tug-o-war for it.

"Millennium Rod, return!" The Millennium Rod disappeared from Giovanni and Gary, causing them to fall backwards, and the Millennium Rod returned to Melvin's hand. "There's only one way to gain it and it's powers and that is through a duel in the Shadow Realm. Since I can't activate it in this universe, you can't have it. Now farewell and hope to never see you again." He looked at his Kadabra, who nodded and used his teleport attack to teleport them far away from Giovanni and Gary.

Melvin turned around and could actually see the edge of this universe, the other just beyond it. The edge looked like some sort of rainbow colored shield, with the colors moving all about. "Ah, finally. Let us go." Kadabra nodded and went with Melvin. They stepped through the "shield" and, surprisingly, Kadabra wasn't just stuck in the Pokemon universe. "Ah, excellent. I can finally use my powers again now."

Florence had to run to get to Melvin. His Haunter just laughed at him, floating above Florence this entire time. "You could have teleported me with you, you bloody wanker." Melvin grinned. "But where's the fun in that?" he replied to Florence with a chuckle.

Alucard and Seras quickly followed behind Melvin and Florence, feeling that they could use their powers again. "Finally. Out of that stupid universe. Now to return to the headquarters..." And so he and Seras started running at ridiculous speed towards the B.O.B. headquarters, leaving Melvin and Florence without a comment on it and a stunned look because of how fast they were moving.

 

[SteakHeart]

Morrigan called after Breen. "Yeah, he's out! You'd BETTER run!" She laughed, then realized he had dropped the emerald. She looked around and grabbed it. "Hey, Helios. Check this out!" She gestured at him with it. "Let's go kill that bastard."

 

[elricik]

"Yoink!" Ada yelled as she took the chaos emerald. A green light surrounded her as she teleported away.

"Easy come, easy go." Denton muttered as he saw his wife/rapist disappear.

[hr]

"Melvin, can that pokemon teleport us back to HQ?" Helios asked.

 

[Lambi]

Spoiler: OOC

I'm sorry for this character control, but it is so we can continue with the story.

"Given his psychic energy, it could. We'd need to...ugh...hold hands, I guess." Melvin and Florence held hands, and soon the other members of the Legion of Doom, along with Denton who was admittedly forced to hold hands together, were holding hands as well. Once everyone was holding hands, besides Haunter who had gone back to the Pokeball Florence had with him, Kadabra teleported them all back to the headquarters of L.O.D. "Good work, Kadabra." Melvin said to his Kadabra and returned him to his Pokeball.
[hr]
Alucard and Seras reached the headquarters of B.O.B. before Breen did, not even feeling the slightest tired. "Wonder what's so bad about this Isaac fellow being loose." Alucard commented. "Yeah. Perhaps he's too dangerous. That's all I can think there is." Seras replied to him. "Yeah, maybe. Lets just wait for Breen to explain it to us properly."

 

[SteakHeart]

Morrigan growled under her breath. "That freaking close..." She sighed, loudly and angrily, then looked at her team. "Right, then."

"Do we get to blow the Citadel up?" asked Starkiller and Demoman.

"I hope so."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: Elricik

When should I start seeing as how you just said he's free?

Marina recalled her pokemon back into it's ball and took a seat at the dining room table. "Ugh... When will it end? For God's sake, this is the most messed up battle i've ever had to be in. And I fought against Clancers! Have you ever seen those things? THEY'RE CREEPY AS HELL! I mean, their faces are all contorted and their mouths never move when they speak, and their eyes and mouths are just holes that pulsate red!" Marina said, as she went off on a tangent.

Ran, however, ran her hand through her tails, trying to unruffle her fur. She gave up after a while, deciding that she'd need a brush. "Well then. Now that that's done, why did the metallic abomination back there run off shouting?"

 

[elricik]

"I must go to prepare for the coming battle, please do whatever GLaDOS says. Denton, I trust you to help Legion, I wish we could talk more but time is scarce." Helios began to shake as he left Nero.

"That was weird. I could see and feel everything around me, but I wasn't in control." Nero said.

"Welcome back team, thank you for serving Helios." GLaDOS said. "I'd like you to meet our newest operative."

Issac and Jenna entered the room.

"I have to go speak with Alucard now, I'll be back in a little while Issac. Please take care of him, he'll be blind for another few hours." Jenna said as she opened a portal up with her psyenergy, and passed through it.

[hr]

The portal opened up in front of Alucard and Seras, who were in the process of going to Breen's office.

"Alucard, do you remember me?" Jenna asked.

 

[SteakHeart]

"Isaac!" shouted Morrigan giving him a hug. "Are you okay?" She realized that she was currently smothering him in her breasts. "Oh, sorry about that." She pulled away. "Thank God you're alive!"

Starkiller looked over Isaac. "He looks kind of emo," he whispered to Demo.

"Yeah, I wouldn't doubt it," Tavish replied.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

In the middle of this, A laugh echoed out loud enough for everyone to hear "DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" It sounded evil, mischievous and insane. No one recognized it, as it came from a person they had never met before. Then, in the blink of an eye, a poison tipped knife was throw out. It cut cleanly throw Morrigan's tits. Blood spewed from Morrigan's chest all over Isaac and the ground, "DOHOHOHOHOHO! RIGHT IN THE MILK FACTORIES!"

Then, out from the shadows, jumped a Jester, wearing a red and black coat with spikes coming up through the middle of it. He wore baggy, blue pants, and a long, thin mask with a demonic blue light coming from the eye-sockets, "Whhhyyyyyy HELLO! I am Shaco, the Demonic Jester. And I was hired by some old fellow named BRENDA to make you all....DISAPPEAR! Especially someone named Isaac." He said, then let out a twisted chuckle. Right after that, his eyes were glued to Isaac, "Say, he looks familiar....OH RIGHT. I KNOW HIM!! He's the weaboo chap who thinks some teenage alien woman is his god. How's it going, Weaboo? Have you seen a fellow named Isaac around here? I'm here to kill him."

 

[elricik]

"Assassin!" Nero cried out as he drew his weapon.

"We have to protect Issac!" Denton said as he stood in front of his friend.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"Oh, you make these things so dreadfully easy, I can tell right now." Shaco said in a weary voice. All of a sudden, in an orange mist, he had disappeared.

When everyone was wondering what the hell he had done, he appeared right behind Nero, and sliced right up his back. It was a critical hit, dealing serious damage to Nero, "Didn't see that coming, now did ya?"

 

[SteakHeart]

Morrigan, ignoring her injured mammary glands, threw a Shell Kick at Shaco, slamming him into the wall. "I have had it with these damned clowns!" she shouted, her chest beginning to rather painfully seal itself up.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Shaco fell to the ground, but then got up, just-a laughing up a storm, "Ow. That hurt! tHAT REALLY hurt!" He said. It really did hurt, but he didn't want to acknowledge it, and started acting sarcastic.

Shaco threw another knife at Morrigan, hitting her in the chest, and doing another critical hit. Now that she was slowed down, he ran towards her, then disappeared behind her. Her reappeared, stabbing her in the back. Then, worse yet, he made a second him. To him it looked green, but to everyone else, it looked exactly like Shaq Fu. The both started to slice up Morrigan, "GO ON!" Number 1 said,

"TRY AND KILL US!" Number two said.

"BUT IF YOU PICK THE WRONG ONE," They said in Unison, "KNIVES SHALL RAIN AND KILL EVERY ONE. DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

 

[SteakHeart]

Morrigan grunted in pain. "How- ugh- about- nngh-" Two orbs of energy appeared in her hands- "screw you both!" She threw an orb at both of them.

 

[elricik]

"Enough is enough, I've had it with these motherfucking clowns in this motherfucking role play" Nero shouted as he drew his pistol. "Father!"

Denton drew his pistol as well, they fired at the exact same time at both the clowns just as Morrigan launched her attack.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

The REAL Shaco ducked and it missed, but the other, it hit. It stabbed it self, as suicide, and knives popped out, raining on Morrigan. Shaco moved right out of the way,

"BRAVO!" Shaco clapped, "BRAVO I SAY!"

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Just then Captain Murasa, who had been lying in wait the entire time, spectating until just the right moment appeared as she glanced toward Shaco. "Hey, don't you dare kill our General." Murasa said floating near the wounded Morrigan with a scowl on her face. Murasa looked Morrigan in the eyes with a soft grin as she offered her a hand, ghostly anchor over her other shoulder.

 

[SteakHeart]

Morrigan turned to Murasa. She grinned and grabbed Murasa's hand, lurching to her feet. "So... are we cool?" she asked, sheepishly. She turned to Shaco. "I"ll be with you in a minute. Galen?"

Starkiller approached Shaco. "Hi. Call me Starkiller." He fired up his sabers. "Basically, run."

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Shaco has suddenly appeared behind Murasa, "Hmm...Boy, your a short one, aren't ya?" He said to Murasa, That reminds me of someone...Or right! Shortgar! "It's only a short way...IS THAT A SHORT JOKE!?" Oh, how he acted like Napoleon...

"So, Shorty, while I am in the midst of battle, tell me," He started, "Are you one of those...Napoleon champions? Hot headed, doesn't like a joke, and will try to destroy me while I make fun of how vertically challenged they are?"

 

[SteakHeart]

Starkiller Force Dashed next to Shaco. "Now, wait. You seem like an okay guy at heart. But you slashed Morrigan across the tits. So, here's your version." He raised a hand and zapped Shaco in the crotch with Force Lightning.