Really Bad Jokes

[Thimblefoot]

Here is a sick, bad and topical joke for you to enjoy.

I recently broke up with my Japanese girlfriend, but I'm not bothered, there are plenty more in the sea.

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

Here is a sick, bad and topical joke for you to enjoy.

I recently broke up with my Japanese girlfriend, but I'm not bothered, there are plenty more in the sea.

Why not, we're going to hell for this anyway...

I recently opened a new Cafe in Japan. It started out a bit shaky, but people are slowly drifting in.

 

[team star pug]

http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/longest-joke-ever.html

/ Every joke related thread EVER

OH GOOD GOD! It took me an hour to finish that joke! jesus...

Damn, you read slowly. I only wasted 15 minutes of my life.

Yeah, but I used a hyperbole.

 

[funguy2121]

ITT: Jokes that you have heard, that are just so mind-blowingly stupid/cheesy that you can't help but laugh at them.

Mickey and Minnie Mouse go to divorce court.

The judge says, "So Mickey, you say your wife is crazy?"

Mickey replies, "No, I said I think she's fucking Goofy!"