Really Badass Quotes

[James Landles]

Quote from the a-team movie that always gives me goosebumps

Flight Control Commander: Are they trying to shoot down the other drone?
Capt. Charisa Sosa: No, they're trying to fly that tank

 

[Brown Cap]

Hobo with a shotgun

Scene: There is a hobo with a shotgun standing over the bad guy.
"We're on a taxicab ride to hell..."
*cocks shotgun and points it at him*
"And you're riding shotgun!"

 

[RJ 17]

Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

- Boondock Saints.

"Hey Fuck-Ass! Get me a beer!"

 

[Zeema]

"You're afraid of dying, simply because it would mean losing access to your possessions, that is unnatural." -- Either Me or i heard it somewhere


i think its cool

 

[RJ 17]

"I AM A ZOMBIE AND I WILL MALICE YOU WITH A SHOEHORN!"
"MALICE ME WITH A SHOEHORN?!?!"
-Ed, Edd, and Eddy

 

[rockoffanddie]

From Blade 2 " You obviously, do not, know, who you are fucking with!!!".

Also how could no one have mentioned the bad ass gunnery chief from mass effect 2, not typing out the whole speech but my favourite line is definitely "that means that sir Isaac newton is the deadliest son of a ***** in space"?

 

[Whateveralot]

"Unacceptable!"

Spoiler

[youtube]07So_lJQyqw[/youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07So_lJQyqw

And everything from the Reapers in the Mass Effect series. Badassery at it's finest. Especially Sovereign.

 

[Lugbzurg]

*draws out minigun*
"Line up! I'm offering free tickets to Hell!"
-Serious Sam, Serious Sam 3: BFE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQGO46QGlbk

 

[ThePS1Fan]

Eleventh Doctor: There's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart. If you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there's one thing you never ever put in a trap...
Angel Bob: What's that, sir?
Eleventh Doctor: Me.

 

[Lunatic High]

"Stood in street. Watched it burn. Imagined limbless felt torsos inside; breasts blackening, bellies smoldering; bursting into flame one by one. Watched for and hour. Nobody got out. Stood in firelight, sweltering. Bloodstain on chest like map of violent new continent. Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in the night. Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat. And god was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear childeren, hellbound as ourselves; go into oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not god who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. Its us. Only us. Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world. Was Rorschach. Does that answer your questions, doctor?"

Rorschach. (motion comic)

 

[Mongward]

He shrugged his shoulders. "I have known many gods. He who denies them is as blind as he who trusts them too deeply. I seek not beyond death. It may be the blackness averred by the Nemedian skeptics, or Crom's realm of ice and cloud, or the snowy plains and vaulted halls of the Nordheimer's Valhalla. I know not, nor do I care. Let me live deep while I live; let me know the rich juices of red meat and stinging wine on my palate, the hot embrace of white arms, the mad exultation of battle when the blue blades flame and crimson, and I am content. Let teachers and priests and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion. I know this: if life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content."

Coming to you from Conan, the world's greatest warrior.

 

[dvd_72]

"I am not a thing! My name is Leonard Church, and you will fear my laser face!"- Epsilon-Church, Red VS Blue: Recreation

I see your Red VS Blue quote and challange it with this one:

"My name is Michael J. Caboose. And I. Hate. Babies!"

Also Edwards rant in Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

 

[Stravant]

"Then I'll see you in hell!" -Han Solo

 

[Andothul]

Best quote i ever heard was from my old boss chatting with me about how to get ahead in life.

Old Boss: "Nobody fucks with me, cuz when I fuck back, its the final fuck."

Bible/Johnny Cash : "And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him"

James Stewart: "Just remember, Fievel - one man's sunset is another man's dawn. I don't know what's out there beyond those hills. But if you ride yonder... head up, eyes steady, heart open... I think one day you'll find that you're the hero you've been looking for. "

An honorable mention for my friend last year in a slump

"There is no word to describe how much sex i'm not having"

 

[ProtoChimp]

"Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain, or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!"- Auron, FFX.

 

[rob_simple]

As far as quotes go, 'you, ya ****' is hardly 'we will fight them on the beaches...' but I think the delivery more than makes up for its lack of eloquence.

 

[The Rainmaker]

Anything Liam Neeson ever said ever. Especially in Taken, but someone already posted that.

Also, "People have been swinging at me for years, they always seem to miss" I assume everyone knows where this is from by now, but its Jaime Lannister. I dont even know why it's badass, it's not particularly clever or threatening. Probably has to do with the way it's said.