Really Irritating

[Raven's Nest]

But if you just run around inserting yourself into conversation and screaming "LET'S TALK ABOUT JESUS/BUDDHA/OBAMA/WHATEVER" I can't blame the school shooter if he targets you.

I can't honestly say this has ever happened to me. What if they were autistic, would they not deserve your pity? And it is your pity, as you'd no doubt be holding the gun...

 

[Julianking93]

Go to school wearing inverted crosses and eating corndogs.

When they look at you, take a deliberate bite/kiss your creepy Satanic jewelery.

That'll show the preachy dicks

That's actually a pretty good bit of advice...

That'll show them who their messing with.

 

[Aesir23]

Like you, I've had both christians and vegetarians try to convert me. Very freaking annoying. >_O I named my hamburger Carl just to piss off the vegetarian trying to convert me at the time.

 

[Julianking93]

That's actually a pretty good bit of advice...

That'll show them who their messing with.

Someone with a questionable fashion sense and no ability to stick to a diet?

Yeah!
Show 'em!

Those are usually the one's to watch out for.

 

[LimitedSkills]

For your Christian friend, quote Revelations 22:11.

"He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he that is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still."

That's not the Bible giving people permission to sin, but to tell Christians that we shouldn't force our beliefs on other people. The salvation of one's soul is between the individual and God.

As for your vegetarian friend... promise them that you won't eat a puppy if they promise to leave you alone about it.

 

[Raven's Nest]

I don't understand.
What is this "pity" you speak of?

I do not feel your foolish human emotions.
Beep boop.

Pity is 'thinly veiled hostility'.

I'm sure you knew that...

Also: Pity AKA Mr T's primary export.

 

[ethaninja]

In my class I have this one guy who is constantly try to convert me to Christianity, and I also have a friend who is try to get me to become a vegetarian. Now is it just me or when other people try to force their beliefs or morals on you, or try to get you to do what they want you to do, is this really irritating?

I don't have a problem with them being a Vegetarian or Christian so why do they have to have a problem with me eating meat or being atheist, why can't I just enjoy my steak and blaspheme in peace? Why must I do what they want?

You don't have to. I had a girlfriend that said I had become religious if I wanted to marry her. I rolled with it for a bit (staying atheist of course) hoping she would let it go, but nope. And I wasn't planning on spending my life with someone with their head buried in the sand.
What do you guys think about this?

 

[ethaninja]

Like you, I've had both christians and vegetarians try to convert me. Very freaking annoying. >_O I named my hamburger Carl just to piss off the vegetarian trying to convert me at the time.

>.< Thats epic man.

 

[Blitzkrieg64]

Last time these guys came around to my place I dress as a terrorist, jumped off the roof and land right in front of them, I have never seen Jehovah Witnesses run so fast.

Awesome, that has got to be the single greatest thing I have heard of today. But I have to ask did it work permanently or do Jehovah Witnesses still attempt to mess with you, and does this work with Mormons?

 

[Kriptonite]

Do you know how many escapist members already express there opinions about this topic? Do You?!

367. I counted. Twice.

 

[Bat Vader]

In my class I have this one guy who is constantly try to convert me to Christianity, and I also have a friend who is try to get me to become a vegetarian. Now is it just me or when other people try to force their beliefs or morals on you, or try to get you to do what they want you to do, is this really irritating?

I don't have a problem with them being a Vegetarian or Christian so why do they have to have a problem with me eating meat or being atheist, why can't I just enjoy my steak and blaspheme in peace? Why must I do what they want?

What do you guys think about this?

So someone you don't know is trying to convert you to Christianity? I am a Christian but I am by choice, not by force. Tell him it is your choice not to be Christian and that you wish for him to respect your choice.

 

[Raven's Nest]

Do you know how many escapist members already express there opinions about this topic? Do You?!

367. I counted. Twice.

Did someone forget to count the locked threads? I think so...

 

[Kriptonite]

Do you know how many escapist members already express there opinions about this topic? Do You?!

367. I counted. Twice.

Did someone forget to count the locked threads? I think so...

What? No way, I counted the whole 1 thread in it's entirety for like the 1st 10 pages.

 

[Raven's Nest]

Do you know how many escapist members already express there opinions about this topic? Do You?!

367. I counted. Twice.

Did someone forget to count the locked threads? I think so...

What? No way, I counted the whole 1 thread in it's entirety for like the 1st 10 pages.

Oh? In that case you are forgiven...

 

[Michael S. Azrael]

Last time these guys came around to my place I dress as a terrorist, jumped off the roof and land right in front of them, I have never seen Jehovah Witnesses run so fast.

Awesome, that has got to be the single greatest thing I have heard of today. But I have to ask did it work permanently or do Jehovah Witnesses still attempt to mess with you, and does this work with Mormons?

Well, they don't come around any more so I guess so and if they do return I'm sure I could think of something else, mostly like involving tomato sauce, a meat cleaver and a fake human leg I've made
(Please not that the leg was for a project, I not some nutter that just makes dismember limbs, I'm just a nutter)

 

[BonsaiK]

In my class I have this one guy who is constantly try to convert me to Christianity, and I also have a friend who is try to get me to become a vegetarian. Now is it just me or when other people try to force their beliefs or morals on you, or try to get you to do what they want you to do, is this really irritating?

I don't have a problem with them being a Vegetarian or Christian so why do they have to have a problem with me eating meat or being atheist, why can't I just enjoy my steak and blaspheme in peace? Why must I do what they want?

What do you guys think about this?

I think you should introduce them to each other and let the good times roll.

Then later on once they argue themselves silly you can use them as an example to each other.

 

[traceur_]

Punch + Face = Problem solved.

Dropkick + back = Problem solved.



See a pattern here?

 

[historybuff]

Of course it's irritating. You just need to show some backbone and tell them to leave you alone.