Really Stupid Things You've Heard/Read Someone Say

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puncturedrectum

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Cannabis doesn't cure cancer outright, but there is evidence that supports the slowing of cancer cell growth when paying a visit to Mary Jane. Cocaine, however, cures whatever ails ya, you just need to believe.
 

Vault101

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Bhaalspawn said:
Hmm... that might have been me.

OT: My father interpreting the Golden Rule as "He who hath the gold rules"
no...he was worse...

much worse
 

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Lilani said:
"Could of"
"Should of"
"Could care less"
"You times the numbers"

I'd think of more but I'm very sleepy. You get the idea, though. For me, hearing and reading these phrases are worse than nails on a chalkboard.
And it's worse when your first language isn't english an you're still irked to hell and back with those "grammer" errors.

And then/than. Oh. my. god. I get angrier and angrier every time someone commits that error. But I digress.

OP: I don't know, I've heard so many of them and then I get into a somewhat dark place where I hate humanity, and then I realize that everyone can say/do something really stupid.

And then I get sad :(
 

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Girl in my gr.11 history class

"Can someone help me find russia on this map?"
"did london ever go to war with england?"
"what came first, WW1 or WW2???????" <<<<<<< HEAD ASPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Iron Criterion said:
EeveeElectro said:
'Do girls go to the bathroom together to sync up their periods?'

Yep. It happens just like an iPod.

Also this girl.
There's no way someone that fucking stupid can function properly.
She tweeted this gem around ten hours ago:

"I have nothing against gays, I just don't how you can be gay since it spreads AIDS. Do you want humanity to die out? #SpreadLoveNotAids"

There are no facepalms hard enough.
The most entertaining part is seeing the posts leading up to it.

"All Asians have tiny dicks #fact"

"Just sent someone a pic of my pussy omg first time ever xD"

"I don't like gays (sorry if you're gay) but the Bible says it's wrong to be gay. Not that I believe in God or the Bible, but yeah.)"

"Why can't gays just like girls? That's what I don't get. I don't hate gays, I didn't say that. I said I don't like them."

"Stop hating and learn how to love. Don't you realize you can hurt people's feelings?"

"I have nothing against gays, I just don't how you can be gay since it spreads AIDS. Do you want humanity to die out?"

And then finally:

""It's everyone's own decision to be that. It doesn't affect me." - Justin Bieber about gays. Okay I don't hate gays anymore, sorry! <3"

If people can keep being this entertainingly hypocritical I could care less how poorly they reflect on humanity
 

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"I know you're a patriotic hindu and all..."
I'm not patriotic, or a Hindu. Or Indian, for that matter.

Whenever people ask me where about where I live and where I'm from, they make a fool of themselves by asking things like "Oh, is that in Africa?"

"When is this book [To Kill A Mockingbird] set?" "I think the American Civil War." "That's stupid, why don't they shut up about America already?" (English novel class during the American Literature chapter)

My friends rants about the system keeping him down and how he's the reincarnation of Che Guevarra and will lead a revolution that will cleanse the world of Jews, lawyers, bankers, politicians, doctors, and lead to the dominance of the Aryan race... he's hispanic, btw.

(Teacher mentions world wide recession) "That's only for you yankee fucktards! Foreigners should all just get the fuck out!" (same guy who thought To Kill a Mockingbird was during the Civil War. Oh, and he was dating an American girl at the time) Fun fact to go with that: the US bailed out this country's economy and we've been using the US dollar ever since. So yes, it damn well affects us. This kid has almost made me bludgeon him with the nearest textbook for being such an ignorant, rude, and obnoxious little jerkwad.
 

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Terminate421 said:
W Assault rifles are found but Automatics (That are not made in the US) are outlawed.
Not quite true. You can own and operate assault rifles provided you have a Class 3 license. Which is a ***** and a half to get. You basically have to have a perfect record of mental and criminal health. The FBI does a full and complete background check on you and I'm not sure about this part, but if you're denied you can't ever apply again.

Fortunately the same is not true for my pistol, shotgun and hunting rifle, not because I'm a whacko, I just don't want that much time to be invested in it for my tools.
 

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Screamarie said:
Unfortunately I believe setting someone on fire for idiocy is a felony. I think the only thing we can legally do is pray very, very hard to whatever deity is out that there that this girl is never, ever given the chance to breed and that she never, ever gets married so that she has to work for every crust of bread she eats.
I'm having a hard time beliving its real....even if it is a "highschool" paper
 

Vault101

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CrossLOPER said:
Terminate421 said:
"Fallout 3 was a bad game because it was made by Bethesda"
I can see a viable argument made from that. Fallout 3 was pretty shallow and was clearly marketed toward the punch in the dick slow mo cam demographic. I am not even a fan of the series and I can tell you that the originals were better.
yeah if turn based combat is your thing..

but seriosuly there's a "punch in the dick slow mo cam demographic"?...I've never hear of them

while Fallout 3 did suffer some of those Bethdesa problems (everyone jumping to give me jobs even though I've just stumbled out of a vault...the bland black and white moral choices) it was by no means a bad game, it captured the world of fallotu and paved the way for fallout New Vegas....
 

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solemnwar said:
People say dumb things. It happens.

But sometimes they say just mind-bogglingly stupid things that make you stare at them (or the screen) in utter shock and you pray to god they're trolling you. Youtube is a really good hotbed for these I've noticed.

I'm PRETTY damn sure this is a form of trolling as I've seen it more than once now, but here's my contribution:

lol how can they even have 2 million subs when there aren't even 2 million people of earth. next time google it before&#65279; looking like a complete idiot.


So, Escapist, give me your examples. I want to give myself brain damage from facepalming! It an be online or offline, with friends or complete strangers. Politicians, rednecks, teachers- anyone is fair game.
"Hey! Watch this!"
 

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Vault101 said:
Screamarie said:
Unfortunately I believe setting someone on fire for idiocy is a felony. I think the only thing we can legally do is pray very, very hard to whatever deity is out that there that this girl is never, ever given the chance to breed and that she never, ever gets married so that she has to work for every crust of bread she eats.
I'm having a hard time beliving its real....even if it is a "highschool" paper
I know. I felt the same way when I first saw it. I saw it, thought "how stupid....it has to be a joke."...but from a little light research I've found nothing to say it isn't. In fact, I've found evidence that the girl who wrote it was later harassed for writing.

I'm not saying I could be wrong, for all I know it was a joke that played so well that whoever did it even thought to lay down evidence it was true. I'm just saying that from what I've seen, it is real.
 

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From the Escapist, but I won't say who or where: "The only people who quote Ayn Rand are those who have no leg to stand on."

The same person then went on to call out an ad-hominem attack from the same person he was ad-hominem attacking.
 

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Easton Dark said:

Ahh, much better.
This thread was worth existing purely so I could discover this song. From the bottom of my heart... thankyou *tips hat*

OT: I haven't personally heard this but my girlfriend has told me of these girls in christian studies class (religious classes are compulsory in my school) who say they have experienced demons because they sometimes feel a gripping sensation when they sleep... You'd think if you were a supernatural force you'd be much more obvious, least some paranormal activity style messing with heads, and not exclusively targeting nut jobs...
 

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I still enjoy the far too frequently used "You're just a stupid nerd".

Also I met a girl once who actually believed the moon revolved around the sun and for some reason "that's why the aliens can't find us".
 

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DeltasDix said:
Xangba said:
Hmm stupid things I've heard people say....

The American Civil War was fought over slavery.

I want to strangle people I hear say that. Is it so hard to learn a little history?
It was a large part.
Lincoln wasn't even an abolitionist. Besides that his quote, "If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing all slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also do that," certainly makes him sound like he's out to free the slaves doesn't it? Slavery wasn't even really thought of as an issue until Lincoln needed re-election and a way to keep Britain off his back. Then it became all the fun propaganda we know today. Slavery was turning into a dying institution anyway, there would be no point in going to war over an inevitable decline.
 

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EeveeElectro said:
'Do girls go to the bathroom together to sync up their periods?'

Yep. It happens just like an iPod.

Also this girl.
There's no way someone that fucking stupid can function properly.
I feel a bit dumber having clicked that link. You have won this thread. Excuse me while I go get a lobotomy... I should be better after that.
 

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DJjaffacake said:
Attacking someone with a butterknife is like attacking them with a spoon. Calm down.
You obviously missed the part where he said he slashed the kids shoulder open with it,something I imagine would be pretty tricky to do with a spoon.And frankly buddy I'm not the one who needs to calm down.After all I'm not the one who attacked a kid half my age over something as petty as saying Call of Duty was better than Stalker