Really Stupid Things You've Heard/Read Someone Say

[CrimsonBlaze]

IGN's article on why people hate EA, by asking EA why people hate EA.

 

[Terminate421]

"Guns should not be allowed in the US. I know this because I live in the UK/Norway/Finland/Germany/Anyothercountryineurope and because there is less gun violence here, there would be less there. There would also be less criminals and the world would be a happier place"

Seems like good enough evidence for me: you have a place with guns, you have a place without guns. The place without guns has less crime. Simples!

OT: I have, in fact, compiled a list of terrible, terrible comments. Here they are! (Don't try and bother working out what point they were making, BTW. I saw them fully in context and they still didn't make sense.)

Spoiler: Warning: this list is labeled *faith_in_humanity.exe has stopped working*. And for a good reason. Also, There's a lot of these.

I love it, the GTX 680 wins and in page after page our red c angel tells us it's not meaningful as all cards can do.
He even calls the GTX590 single card king defunct !
The bias is so bad, and stinks to high heaven, but the review is blind as a bat to his red fanboy bloviating he would have us believe.
I'm sure he will 100% excuse himself as he has before claiming rabid red fans complain so he's doing a good job.
The bias is beyond disgusting anyway.
As we will see the soon Crysis 1 and Metro 2033 will be the favorite games of all. All the rest will be described as " capable of being run on any card offering from either competitor so a dead match washout".
This is the very definition of the red raging fanboy. When they lose in every fashion and form, suddenly everything is a tie and all cards are good, as they are all capable.
You will never see the reverse done for Nvidia, it does not happen here, nor almost anywhere else.
The real truth is more than apparent.
The 680 is about 20% faster across the board, costs less, lower thermals and wattage, smaller core, with an immensely larger feature set that now the raging reds will have extreme trouble lying about over and over again as they have for years claiming "they don't care about any of it and it all sucks".
Worse yet for them the 7970 loses in triple monitor gaming as well, the big fat ram lie is kicked to the curb as it should have been YEARS AGO.
The GTX590 still has the single card crown these low life liars still cannot admit as we see it in so many of these reviews - but for the little lying amd fan, "it was not sufficiently dethroned" and for this reviewer as it shows up on top or under the 680 over and over again, it is "defunkct" - THAT'S RIGHT CHRIS IT IS ACCORDING TO YOU DEFUNKCT EVEN AS YOU INCLUDE IT IN YOUR BENCHMARKS.

[It doesn't matter what he was talking about. I read this article and I still have no idea what he was saying]
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thanks for the thuosands of endless lies in red fanboy favor. thanks so much !
I'm sure you all have nvidia cards in your own personal systems a well ! I know you do that proves you aren't a lying sack.
way to go...
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0bama's theme would be the opposite of this
it would be the USSR national anthem playing as? he salutes his homeland mother Russia
while he has gay sex with arab children and spreads communism in the USA. *l*
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LOL ALL? YOU CUNTS IN THE COMMENTS SAYING STOP EA PROBABLY ARE A BUNCH OF LIARS OR ONLY STARTED FOLLOWING EA's BUSINESS TACTICS SINCE IT WAS VOTED WORST IN AMERICUNTS
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youve lost ur mind if u think im putting my kids in this wicked shit
theyll stay safe right in my nuts while u nuts rationalize ill behavior
I? saw how wicked this world was as a child & saw it get worse since
1967..this world was born to fail...look around@this shit & if u think
this sick wicked shit is normal you're fucking crazy.
I am SO fucking glad I have NO KIDS.
If my kid came home talking some gay shit id put it out of
its misery in a heartbeat...no questions BANG!
ILL logic!!!!!!
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im too old for you to molest and brainwash into homosexuality
and there you go talking about getting head and? tail...
smdh
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@benpl14 Wow I say that I agree with most of the stuff there apart from abortion and The oil i Even if you drill in the us or any other? county for that matter oil is running out simply because there around 7 billion people in the world using it and the demand is increasing. Also don't take what the candidates say to be the truth since they don't do any of the stuff after they are elected. Also technically a baby isn considered to be alive until 3 months which is when their Heart starts beating
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Yes but the baby will Become one. And thank you. There steel are nice People On the internet. But I think that it is a baby,Because the fetus will become a baby. It's Like a tree seed, Is it a tree No But If you Plant it, It will become a tree. And We (The U.S) is only drilling 3percent of the Oil in? Alaska and Alaska has just as much Oil and natural gas as Saudi Arabia. And yes I thing if we drill in the U.S and Of the coast of U.S gas Will last for Centuries...Forgive me for bad grammar.
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stop acting like you give a fuck about Jesus
you gonna do what you do to enjoy yourself and burn later
you live for today KNOWING there are consequences for
your actions outside of religious. Health hazards should be
enough to stop you .
Im no bible thumper..Christians have killed many but Revelation
is so real its scary at this point.. why do yall give a fuck who accepts
sick ass behavior when yall are gonna do what? the fuck yall want
regardless?
You have no guilt when you lay with a man.
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Weighing 130 pounds at age 13? I apologize you little twat. You're some fat-assed big fucking dumbass ****? who can't get off his fat shit to answer the doorbell. Your stomach has a larger circumference than a fucking wooly mammoth. You fatass shit, get out of your fucking house and do something with your life besides coming home from school and jacking off, then sitting your ass on the computer all day ignoring your parents and having them bring dinner into you room. You stupid little ******.*
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Shut your fucking mouth you fatass pothead. Get the fuck out of our nation, we don't want idiotic shitheads like you fucking up? and polluting our world with your overweight obese sociopath nature. Go to Soviet Russia or whatever the fuck you want, hell, go rot in Australia for all I care and get killed by a poisonous snake. Now GTFO you ******.*
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The starred ones were provably written by a 14-year-old who claimed to have military training in "Gorilla warfare", who was more than happy to settle this to 'ur fucking fac' [sic].

Thats not how gun crimes work simply.

By taking away guns from common citizens, CRIMINALS will not be as afraid to use their guns because they know the common citizen they feel like robbing/raping/killing will not be able to equal the playing field (using a gun) without it being illegal.

Too many factors including Police Response time, location, culture, user, and just over all situation make it impossible to say "Just take them away" (I don't even want to have that right taken away)

Besides, one of Americas founding ideas was to have the right to own a fire arm, it'd be a shit idea to take that idea away because of technological advances.

 

[Vault101]

"Yeah, Hal10k sounds like a good username."

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA who the hell woudl choose a stupid-

oh

[small/]never mind[/small]

 

[uneek]

IGN's article on why people hate EA, by asking EA why people hate EA.

I was going to ask why you didn't show examples, but then knowing what it was, that's evidence enough that there was stupid.

 

[Vault101]

Thats not how gun crimes work simply.

By taking away guns from common citizens, CRIMINALS will not be as afraid to use their guns because they know the common citizen they feel like robbing/raping/killing will not be able to equal the playing field (using a gun) without it being illegal.

Too many factors including Police Response time, location, culture, user, and just over all situation make it impossible to say "Just take them away" (I don't even want to have that right taken away)

Besides, one of Americas founding ideas was to have the right to own a fire arm, it'd be a shit idea to take that idea away because of technological advances.

I take it its pretty easy to get guns in America?

I don't know...in Australia we have stricter gun laws and its not exactally mad max over here

 

[Legendsmith]

"Really Stupid Things You've Heard/Read Someone Say
^This.

 

[Kae]

"WTF a garbage pokemon!? Thats the dumbest idea ever! (Forgets about Jynx, Executor, and FUCKING MR. MIME)"

^This he clearly doesn't know what his talking about since Mr. Mime is the greatest pokémon ever.

 

[Vault101]

"Really Stupid Things You've Heard/Read Someone Say
^This.

are you talking about my comment on gun laws?

 

[Terminate421]

Thats not how gun crimes work simply.

By taking away guns from common citizens, CRIMINALS will not be as afraid to use their guns because they know the common citizen they feel like robbing/raping/killing will not be able to equal the playing field (using a gun) without it being illegal.

Too many factors including Police Response time, location, culture, user, and just over all situation make it impossible to say "Just take them away" (I don't even want to have that right taken away)

Besides, one of Americas founding ideas was to have the right to own a fire arm, it'd be a shit idea to take that idea away because of technological advances.

I take it its pretty easy to get guns in America?

I don't know...in Australia we have stricter gun laws and its not exactally mad max over here

Well its not walk in and buy it like a coke-a-cola.

There are age restrictions, like when you're 21 you can own a handgun. Then there is the whole state laws of what KIND of guns you can have. (No Sawed-offs no silencers). Then there is the whole being able to afford it, then lastly is all the paper work that says the gun you bought is specifically yours. That way, if something happens and they find your gun, it can be traced back to you etc.

Though, you don't see many people having something complex, most people in the U.S. just have something like a family revolver/pistol or a hunting rifle or shotgun. Assault rifles are found but Automatics (That are not made in the US) are outlawed.

 

[Terminate421]

"WTF a garbage pokemon!? Thats the dumbest idea ever! (Forgets about Jynx, Executor, and FUCKING MR. MIME)"

^This he clearly doesn't know what his talking about since Mr. Mime is the greatest pokémon ever.

Though, arguments against later Generations are all inherently wrong. Or even then, wrong to be done in the first place.

 

[Kae]

"WTF a garbage pokemon!? Thats the dumbest idea ever! (Forgets about Jynx, Executor, and FUCKING MR. MIME)"

^This he clearly doesn't know what his talking about since Mr. Mime is the greatest pokémon ever.

Though, arguments against later Generations are all inherently wrong. Or even then, wrong to be done in the first place.

HELP!!! I can't stop tilting my head to the side when I see that picture AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
[sub]My neck hurts now, seriously...[/sub]

 

[EeveeElectro]

'Do girls go to the bathroom together to sync up their periods?'

Yep. It happens just like an iPod.

Also this girl.
There's no way someone that fucking stupid can function properly.

EDIT: apparently, she's a troll. I hear she's a Gaga fan trying to give Beliebers a bad name.
No proof, just what I was told. Also the fact it's so plainly trolling...
Just so people don't go losing faith in humanity.

 

[mParadox]

Oh oh! Here's one! It's a doozy~

Spoiler: Harry Potter fan says The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit are rip offs of Harry Potter and goes on to explain some parallels between the two series.

In case it gets taken down, here's the text by +IMDb user brian__007:

"Overall, I like "Lord of the Rings." However, I do feel that Tolkien kind of rips off "Harry Potter" in many ways. There are several parallels, such as elves, dwarfs, wizards, goblins, trolls, magic (especially invisibility), etc. Sauron is referred to as ?Dark Lord? just like Voldemort is. There is also the elder white-haired bearded wizard who serves almost as a mentor, Gandalf, who is reminiscent of Dumbledore. Some of the character names are similar, such as Wormtongue as opposed to Wormtail, too. There is even a gigantic spider (Shelob) at the end of "The Two Towers" that reminds one of Aragog from "Chamber of Secrets." I even noticed that the plots of both series begin with the protagonists? birthday. Now I see that Tolkien, this unoriginal bastard, is coming out with "The Hobbit" in December. This would be fine, but why didn't he just write this book first to begin with? I still like "Lord of the Rings," though--don't get me wrong--but I wonder if Tolkien has ever said in interviews whether he borrowed elements from Harry Potter. I?ll be watching the extended DVDs later this week and I think he?s featured on the commentary track, so I look forward to that."

Spoiler: And for kicks, not stupid mind you, just fecking brilliant.

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."
- Johnny Bravo

 

[Easton Dark]

N.A.R.T.H.

National Association for Research and Therapy of Homosexuality

 

[Vault101]

Oh oh! Here's one! It's a doozy~

Spoiler: Harry Potter fan says The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit are rip offs of Harry Potter and goes on to explain some parallels between the two series.

In case it gets taken down, here's the text by +IMDb user brian__007:

"Overall, I like "Lord of the Rings." However, I do feel that Tolkien kind of rips off "Harry Potter" in many ways. There are several parallels, such as elves, dwarfs, wizards, goblins, trolls, magic (especially invisibility), etc. Sauron is referred to as ?Dark Lord? just like Voldemort is. There is also the elder white-haired bearded wizard who serves almost as a mentor, Gandalf, who is reminiscent of Dumbledore. Some of the character names are similar, such as Wormtongue as opposed to Wormtail, too. There is even a gigantic spider (Shelob) at the end of "The Two Towers" that reminds one of Aragog from "Chamber of Secrets." I even noticed that the plots of both series begin with the protagonists? birthday. Now I see that Tolkien, this unoriginal bastard, is coming out with "The Hobbit" in December. This would be fine, but why didn't he just write this book first to begin with? I still like "Lord of the Rings," though--don't get me wrong--but I wonder if Tolkien has ever said in interviews whether he borrowed elements from Harry Potter. I?ll be watching the extended DVDs later this week and I think he?s featured on the commentary track, so I look forward to that."

Spoiler: And for kicks, not stupid mind you, just fecking brilliant.

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."
- Johnny Bravo

I know i'm just pointing out the obvious..but I jsut can't read it...that idiot doesn't get common fantasy clchies...

 

[Vault101]

N.A.R.T.H.

National Association for Research and Therapy of Homosexuality

to be fair it least it kinda seem their intentions are good...kinda
just misguided...really misguided

 

[mParadox]

I know i'm just pointing out the obvious..but I jsut can't read it...that idiot doesn't get common fantasy clchies...

It's painful to read isn't it? Especially the last line, it's just so... cuckoo.

 

[Easton Dark]

N.A.R.T.H.

National Association for Research and Therapy of Homosexuality

to be fair it least it kinda seem their intentions are good...kinda
just misguided...really misguided

They think it's a disease... it's just so stupid.

 

[Eddy-16]

A girl in my class in year 10 was sure the sun and the moon where the same thing, backed up by the logic you never see them both at time
*facepalm*

 

[Vault101]

They think it's a disease... it's just so stupid.

I know..but thats better than wanting to burn them at the stake

I know i'm just pointing out the obvious..but I jsut can't read it...that idiot doesn't get common fantasy clchies...

It's painful to read isn't it? Especially the last line, it's just so... cuckoo.

hmmm...could be trolling

if not then then mabye the OP was young enough to be ignorant of Tolkein