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.Mudkipz.

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Any relationships you been in.. say relationships between parents or friends or girlfriends?
That you just want them to f off?
 

arsenicCatnip

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Right now, I'm torn between two of those, actually.

My roommate and I have been best friends for four years, and for most of that time, she's treated me like an amusement, a plaything. Something that is to be kept around as long as it's fun, and tossed aside when a shinier toy comes along. I'm more than willing to tell her to fuck off, but that depends on...

another friend. Who told me, at one point, that she wanted me to move in with her in Illinois so I could live and work out there. And now she's telling me that if I spend a lot of time with my boyfriend and make her feel like a third wheel, she won't want me to live with her. Granted, she and my boyfriend dated very briefly before he and I got together, and there's a lot of tension between them, but still. It kind of stings to hear her say this, because I thought she and I were close.
 

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Yup. And I guess I pretty much did. And since then he hasn't talked to me, haven't seen or heard from him at all actually XD. Good thing I guess, I was tired of listening to him complain about how horrible his life was and how everyone should feel soooo sorry for him. Like being with me was a fucking curse. Come on, you don't complain about hating everything in your life to your girlfriend, that doesn't make us feel good about being with you!

Augh, the sun just started rising above the mountain and it's in my eyes. Should go to bed now XD.
 

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I'm currently trying to end my relationship with my mother. She doesn't want to change her behaviour, and I'm sick of it, so I wish it to be over.
 

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Yes and, in a way, I did. I was a bit more courteous than just saying "f off", but let's just say that I'm glad to be single again.
 

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My ex-girlfriend and I broke up a couple months ago yet we both hang out in the same group of friends at school. We haven't spoken in two months and since then she's become a whore and has started doing things that seem directed at pissing me off. So yeah.
 

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There aren't none.

I don't want to leave my parents at all, and I have not had a single girlfriend, sooo..........


yeah.
 

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marter said:
I'm currently trying to end my relationship with my mother. She doesn't want to change her behaviour, and I'm sick of it, so I wish it to be over.
What kind of behavior?
 

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feather240 said:
marter said:
I'm currently trying to end my relationship with my mother. She doesn't want to change her behaviour, and I'm sick of it, so I wish it to be over.
What kind of behavior?
Her continued abuse of alcohol, and the actions she takes because of that abuse.
 

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I can't count how many relationships I've thrown under the bus all these years. I have moral standards, and I require the same of my friends. Don't stack up, get the hell out.

This isn't to say that I get rid of friends for mistakes: we all make those. But when one starts doing things I disprove of (Cheating, HEAVY drug use, theft), and makes no attempt to change or make amends, well... get the fuck out.

EDIT: Recently cut ties with a High School friend because of his habit of trolling high schools for girlfriends (He just turned 23).
 

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Your timing couldn't be any more perfect. My now ex-gf has been forced to stop seeing me by her dad. Instead of fighting it, she just accepted it. Through her tears, she broke up with me. She says she still loves me, but she gave up and refuses to do anything about it. She's probably going to go out with this other guy now. I can't wait until she regrets it. So right now, I can tell her to FUCK OFF!
 

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marter said:
feather240 said:
marter said:
I'm currently trying to end my relationship with my mother. She doesn't want to change her behaviour, and I'm sick of it, so I wish it to be over.
What kind of behavior?
Her continued abuse of alcohol, and the actions she takes because of that abuse.
The next time she needs to leave stock the fridge with wine and tequila. Then use it all at a party and fill the bottles with fruit juices of various flavors and the all important prune juice. Water, sweeten and bitterize so they taste more like alcohol. If you need to carbonate beers or something you should be able to find a home carbonizer at a store somewhere. Enjoy the show.
 

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feather240 said:
marter said:
feather240 said:
marter said:
I'm currently trying to end my relationship with my mother. She doesn't want to change her behaviour, and I'm sick of it, so I wish it to be over.
What kind of behavior?
Her continued abuse of alcohol, and the actions she takes because of that abuse.
The next time she needs to leave stock the fridge with wine and tequila. Then use it all at a party and fill the bottles with fruit juices of various flavors and the all important prune juice. Water, sweeten and bitterize so they taste more like alcohol. If you need to carbonate beers or something you should be able to find a home carbonizer at a store somewhere. Enjoy the show.
I don't live with her any more. I wouldn't do this anyway, and it wouldn't have the effect that you think it would.
 

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feather240 said:
The next time she needs to leave stock the fridge with wine and tequila. Then use it all at a party and fill the bottles with fruit juices of various flavors and the all important prune juice. Water, sweeten and bitterize so they taste more like alcohol. If you need to carbonate beers or something you should be able to find a home carbonizer at a store somewhere. Enjoy the show.
Playing pranks on an alcoholic mother seems... horrible.

Creative though.

isawdrones said:
My ex is the very definition of a douche bag. I shan't continue, as raging would be pointless. But during the actual relationship, especially near the end, I was ready to do very bad, illegal things. Ugh, so glad it's behind me now.
Bestiality never solved anything.
 

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Currently, no. I can't really think of many in the past either. I'm usually very straight forward about that kind of thing. So chances are, if I felt like saying that t anyone I had any kind of relationship with, I did, but in a way more negative way.
 

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marter said:
feather240 said:
marter said:
feather240 said:
marter said:
I'm currently trying to end my relationship with my mother. She doesn't want to change her behaviour, and I'm sick of it, so I wish it to be over.
What kind of behavior?
Her continued abuse of alcohol, and the actions she takes because of that abuse.
The next time she needs to leave stock the fridge with wine and tequila. Then use it all at a party and fill the bottles with fruit juices of various flavors and the all important prune juice. Water, sweeten and bitterize so they taste more like alcohol. If you need to carbonate beers or something you should be able to find a home carbonizer at a store somewhere. Enjoy the show.
I don't live with her any more. I wouldn't do this anyway, and it wouldn't have the effect that you think it would.
Fine, Fine... Fill a bottle with chlorophyll or reuffies, then once your mom is out cold give her one those birth control pills that prevents her from having her period. Hilarity ensues.
 

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feather240 said:
Fine, Fine... Fill a bottle with chlorophyll or reuffies, then once your mom is out cold give her one those birth control pills that prevents her from having her period. Hilarity ensues.
That doesn't really sound entirely legal, and she's already had her tubes tied, so no really point to doing that.