What kind of behavior?marter said:I'm currently trying to end my relationship with my mother. She doesn't want to change her behaviour, and I'm sick of it, so I wish it to be over.
Her continued abuse of alcohol, and the actions she takes because of that abuse.feather240 said:What kind of behavior?marter said:I'm currently trying to end my relationship with my mother. She doesn't want to change her behaviour, and I'm sick of it, so I wish it to be over.
The next time she needs to leave stock the fridge with wine and tequila. Then use it all at a party and fill the bottles with fruit juices of various flavors and the all important prune juice. Water, sweeten and bitterize so they taste more like alcohol. If you need to carbonate beers or something you should be able to find a home carbonizer at a store somewhere. Enjoy the show.marter said:Her continued abuse of alcohol, and the actions she takes because of that abuse.feather240 said:What kind of behavior?marter said:I'm currently trying to end my relationship with my mother. She doesn't want to change her behaviour, and I'm sick of it, so I wish it to be over.
I don't live with her any more. I wouldn't do this anyway, and it wouldn't have the effect that you think it would.feather240 said:The next time she needs to leave stock the fridge with wine and tequila. Then use it all at a party and fill the bottles with fruit juices of various flavors and the all important prune juice. Water, sweeten and bitterize so they taste more like alcohol. If you need to carbonate beers or something you should be able to find a home carbonizer at a store somewhere. Enjoy the show.marter said:Her continued abuse of alcohol, and the actions she takes because of that abuse.feather240 said:What kind of behavior?marter said:I'm currently trying to end my relationship with my mother. She doesn't want to change her behaviour, and I'm sick of it, so I wish it to be over.
Playing pranks on an alcoholic mother seems... horrible.feather240 said:The next time she needs to leave stock the fridge with wine and tequila. Then use it all at a party and fill the bottles with fruit juices of various flavors and the all important prune juice. Water, sweeten and bitterize so they taste more like alcohol. If you need to carbonate beers or something you should be able to find a home carbonizer at a store somewhere. Enjoy the show.
Bestiality never solved anything.isawdrones said:My ex is the very definition of a douche bag. I shan't continue, as raging would be pointless. But during the actual relationship, especially near the end, I was ready to do very bad, illegal things. Ugh, so glad it's behind me now.
Fine, Fine... Fill a bottle with chlorophyll or reuffies, then once your mom is out cold give her one those birth control pills that prevents her from having her period. Hilarity ensues.marter said:I don't live with her any more. I wouldn't do this anyway, and it wouldn't have the effect that you think it would.feather240 said:The next time she needs to leave stock the fridge with wine and tequila. Then use it all at a party and fill the bottles with fruit juices of various flavors and the all important prune juice. Water, sweeten and bitterize so they taste more like alcohol. If you need to carbonate beers or something you should be able to find a home carbonizer at a store somewhere. Enjoy the show.marter said:Her continued abuse of alcohol, and the actions she takes because of that abuse.feather240 said:What kind of behavior?marter said:I'm currently trying to end my relationship with my mother. She doesn't want to change her behaviour, and I'm sick of it, so I wish it to be over.
That doesn't really sound entirely legal, and she's already had her tubes tied, so no really point to doing that.feather240 said:Fine, Fine... Fill a bottle with chlorophyll or reuffies, then once your mom is out cold give her one those birth control pills that prevents her from having her period. Hilarity ensues.