Reason to fight to the death with escapist above

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

For having a vast history of seizures and yet still criticizing others about epilepsy.

 

[Goremocker]

For knowing how to spell seizure... That damn word always alludes me.

 

[MrBaguette]

For not being able to spell seizure and yet succeeding.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

For giving me a seizure.

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

For being the physical embodiment of a seizure.

 

[Goremocker]

For not having ambiguis enough reasons to fight to the death.

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

For being a member of this site for nearly 3 straight years and not drinking themselves into a celebratory stupor at this realization.

 

[Goremocker]

For being a member of this site for nearly one year, and still being a lowly muckracker; and not drinking themselves into a depressed stupor at this realization.

 

[MrBaguette]

For being a member of this site

 

[oZode]

Because his name reminds me of laundry.

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

For having an avatar that reminds me of Rob the robot.

 

[Evil Smurf]

for not giving me ice cream

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He took all the fish in the world.

 

[Sacman]

Cause she has boobs...<.<

 

[Evil Smurf]

because I get odd around purple things

 

[StormShaun]

Cause I...EAT...POPTARTS!

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Because he eats poptarts.

 

[Evil Smurf]

because people eat poptarts!