Reasons why Oblvion is better than real life

[Knight Templar]

Killing people is okay as long as you have enough money.

I don't know, those psychic guards give me trouble for things they don't even know I did.

 

[Irridium]

you also forgot mods.

Want to m ake the world better? No problem, just download a few things and BAM, poverty, hunger, and all of the bad things in life are gone!

 

[Ghostkai]

Instant travel.

Hands down.

 

[hannahdonno]

You can eat random fruit salads and et magical abilities..and you can eat ogre teeth...freaking ogre teeth.

EDIT: you can also hold thousands of pounds of items in nothing more than a pair of underwear.

When I actually contemplated the thought of eating ogre's teeth, it made me gag a bit.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Somebody forgot kick ass arena battles..

 

[Amarok]

You can make friends by telling a witty joke, boasting about your awesomeness, pay them a little compliment, before finally threatening them

 

[slyywiskers]

weell id love cheating myself... someone says they dont like and they gonna stab me in the face soo i bring up the console window and say fuck you cheat styles

EDIT: by put fatigue to 0 and kick the shit otta them or wattever else.... also the elf giving soapy tit wank thing sounds pretty good XD

 

[sgtshock]

The signs you were born under give you awesome powers or skills, instead of just telling you what to do in your horoscope.

Houses require one down payment, and then cost no rent.

You can rob someone blind, and they won't even notice or report it (unless they catch you, in which case you'll have to spend a day or two in jail).

 

[cptjack42]

Killing people is okay as long as you have enough money.

I don't know, those psychic guards give me trouble for things they don't even know I did.

True, and I did leave out how forensics seem to be advanced enough to know that you stole something just by looking at it.

 

[Simriel]

Yeah let me have real life plz. Real life has Girls, good music, and Spaghetti hoops.

 

[GnomeThief]

Handing the guards a few coins after committing a crime gets you out of jail time.

Mixing together a mushroom you found on the ground, some skin, and a grape gives you the power to walk on water.

You can go to sleep and instantly become stronger, smarter, and faster when you wake up.

 

[Kinguendo]

You somehow get better at life in general just by walking around for a while and jumping! I think I would be about Level 27 by now.

 

[nolongerhere]

You could shoot hellfire at them, and you still won't break your plates.

 

[Clashero]

You can kick the shit out of some people and they will never die. You can keep going back for more.

This, so much this. I love punching someone in the face and then yielding.

Yerr, bit strange though, you can stab someone in the face with some big hell sword, but as soon as you put up your sheild, and I dunno, I think you shout "NO" or something, they are all matey with you.

There a lot of things about the game that become really strange when you think about it for a few seconds. Like the fact that if you have collected 8 potatoes and stolen 2 potatoes, a merchant will only buy the 8 potatoes you got legally. I guess stolen items are really obvious in this world.
To say nothing of the psychic guards, who chase me around for months because I moved a fork.

 

[zenoaugustus]

You eventually become so powerful your abilities rival that of a god.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

I have one!
You never have to worry about girls spraying pepper spray in your face when you say hi.
Not that I need to worry, just thought that most of you would eventually say that.

 

[mr mcshiznit]

You forgot the obvious ones

You never have to worry about dying as you just respawn/reload and you can go around murdering whoever you like

/thread

 

[hannahdonno]

You can kick the shit out of some people and they will never die. You can keep going back for more.

This, so much this. I love punching someone in the face and then yielding.

Yerr, bit strange though, you can stab someone in the face with some big hell sword, but as soon as you put up your sheild, and I dunno, I think you shout "NO" or something, they are all matey with you.

There a lot of things about the game that become really strange when you think about it for a few seconds. Like the fact that if you have collected 8 potatoes and stolen 2 potatoes, a merchant will only buy the 8 potatoes you got legally. I guess stolen items are really obvious in this world.
To say nothing of the psychic guards, who chase me around for months because I moved a fork.

I know how you feel. I did the same with a basket and they all started screaming "THIEF!" so I tried to throw the basket at her face. It didn't work that well. I like how you can just rip a bear's/wolf's pelt of with your bare hands as well.

 

[Jonny The Kay]

You can be:
The Hero of the land
The greatest assassin in the world
The highest rank in the mage guild
The highest rank in the fighters guild
The god of the Shivering Isles
The other hero of the land (knights of the nine)
The Great arena warrior
The greatest thief ever
ALL AT ONCE

Also fast travel would be really cool.

 

[Hazy]

But there would be no Technology, and that saddens me.