I'm not sure if this can be used in a song, but here's what I came up with (infulenced by the Wolfenstein review's limerick, obviously) :
We're swamped by games mediocre
with controls as clumsy as ogres
where there's no plot or theme
and bugs reign supreme
and a new idea would be a shocker.
When reviewed by a professional troll
with wording and wit admired by all,
these games with their flaws
get nailed to a cross
and we laugh as these advertised giants do fall.
Each week when the time is right
our screens run yellow with waves of white
and full of disdain
he comes to entertain
with fast forward dictionary might.
Here are my wishes before I say "bye" -
May ZP videos forever thrive,
so "live long", I guess,
and "Yahtzee for prez"
for the people who are still alive.
I hope I helped with something.
Also, great song, that last one!
