recommend me some bad movies boys, yeeeeehaw!!!!!

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Bakaferret

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KiddEgo said:
Black Dynamite. i think it was an attempt at making a so bad it's good movie but it's still hilarious beyond all reason.
Aww man, if you've ever seen any of the old Blaxploitation films, you would know how much the makers of Black Dynamite hit the nail on the head. Yeah, it was all done purposefully bad...and they were BRILLIANT at it!

Also gotta agree with everyone else on here...if you haven't seen The Wicker Man, that is your number one choice for confusing and horrible acting and writing. My favorite part is when Nicholas Cage punches women. Repeatedly.
 

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Any of the movies featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000 without the riffing; but I would recommend Black Devil Doll from Hell and Tales from the Quad-dead Zone. These movies were made by Chester Novell Turner and his initials are CNT. As The Cinema Snob joked, "He's missing a vowel".
 

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zpfanatic81195 said:
lately every movie i've seen has either been great or not bad. with that in place, what movies do you recommend that were bad, but you had fun watching?
Far Cry, Alone in the dark 1 and 2, Hulk (both of them), Any marvel film really apart from Iron Man), Super Mario Bros, The Grudge series, The Happening.
THE BOOK OF ELI! DEAR CHRIST THAT FILM WAS A FLAMING PIECE OF SHIT!
*ahem*
that is all...
 

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Either anything Uwe Boll has touched, Mortal Kombat Annihilation or the Street Fighter the legend of CHun-Li
 

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I have a few choice words my friend...

MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000!

This is the only guaranteed way of getting exactly what you want.
 

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Erm, every Uwe Boll movie?

Other than that I cannot tell any more, I've only seen good movies lately.

Some big disappointments were Gamer and Clash of Titans, and other than that I cannot say more.
 

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Big Trouble in Little China, I love this movie. You were not put on this earth to 'get it' Mr Burton.

Howling III: The Marsuipials

Razorback

The Leprechaun movies but particularly the one in space.

...but the one that takes the cake, is Megaforce. You must see this with friends though.
 

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I don't really watch good movies. I pretty much spend my time seeking out the worst movies I can find and watching them because they're very entertaining. That said here are my top recommendations:

Anything with Arnold Schwarzenegger: The man is a comic genius and is great at not taking himself seriously. Pretty much everything he's in has a great campy vibe to it and is a joy to watch.

Bad Boys I&II: These movies are so over the top and ridiculous. It's almost offensive, but moreso, it's just fucking hilarious. I love Will Smith, and this is him being an obnoxious jackass at its finest since Men in Black. Watch them and laugh your ass off.

Wild Wild West: Jim West, desperado. Rough rider, no you don't want nada. It says something about me that I know all the lyrics to the title track of WWW. Probably nothing very good. Anyway, it's ridiculous, it's bad and it's really entertaining.

Heavy Metal: The 80s compiled into a big, awesome animation with great 80s pop/metal over top of it. It's just fun to watch.

Troll 2: The quintessential "so bad it's good" movie. Bad acting, effects and story. It's a wonderful bag of failure (see it in theatres if you have a cinema that does cult classics nearby).

Josh Kirby: Time Warrior!: This is my ultimate recommendation. I found this in a bin. This is a six-part series of movies that are so full of hilarious nonsense and bad everything that it's so bad it's good, then back to bad again, then is SO bad it's back to hilarious. I've seen Troll 2 many times and this many times and Josh Kirby is legitimately worse in every way. It's so bad that they had to summarize half of the first movie because they ran out of editing money, then spent half of the second movie finishing the first one. I die laughing almost every time I see any of these movies. Go watch them.

Happy watching. I salute you.
 

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Ask the Nostalgia Critic. The poor guy makes it his duty to review some of the worst movies Hollywood has to offer... Well.... at least he's got Christopher Walken.
 

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Singularly Datarific said:
And Epic Movie. Good lord.
Ugh, he said movies that were bad but had fun watching, not movies that were bad and made you want to bash your skull in with a hammer at the horrible cliché and uncreative puns. That movie made me curse my inability to turn off a movie halfway through (no matter how bad it is, I always sit through it 'till the end...MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS).
 

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Try and find a copy of "Dead Snow". Worst zombie movie ever. Wow this is the third time I've mentioned my hatred towards the topic of zombies in one night.
 

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After watching Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back my friend and I set out to find Phantoms, just from the line "Affleck! you da boom in Phantoms YO!"

It was a totally awfull quite possibly the worst film I have ever seen. I don't even know what was going on, it was SO SO BAD.

Another nomintation is Mega-Shark vs Giant Octopus, I had to turn it off it was so bad...
 

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zpfanatic81195 said:
Not G. Ivingname said:
zpfanatic81195 said:
lately every movie i've seen has either been great or not bad. with that in place, what movies do you recommend that were bad, but you had fun watching?
Try Ed Wood's films (Plan 9, Glen and Gwenda, etc.). You won't believe how hilarious mistakes in his film is until you seen it.

If you want something that will just make you cringe and hate yourself for watching it, try Titanic: the animated musical (its on youtube, I know that). Lets just say if you manage to watch past the dog scene (you'll know it when you see it), your a MUCH stronger man then I am.
just watched that scene ........*attempts to kill self* sorry, anyway i made it through while grinding my teeth....i persevered, but.........GODDAMMIT!
I warned you...
 

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Doctor What said:
Lord of War. My friend, that is one of two movies I have ever walked out of.

Another recommendation would be the newer Wicker-man.


Note how both are Nicholas Cage movies...
NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAHH THE BEEEEES! THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
 

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Mega shark vs giant octopus is truly dire, but made me giggle all the way through, oh Debbie Gibson what are you doing?? And Convent, can't beat demonic nuns.
 

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Not G. Ivingname said:
zpfanatic81195 said:
Not G. Ivingname said:
zpfanatic81195 said:
lately every movie i've seen has either been great or not bad. with that in place, what movies do you recommend that were bad, but you had fun watching?
Try Ed Wood's films (Plan 9, Glen and Gwenda, etc.). You won't believe how hilarious mistakes in his film is until you seen it.

If you want something that will just make you cringe and hate yourself for watching it, try Titanic: the animated musical (its on youtube, I know that). Lets just say if you manage to watch past the dog scene (you'll know it when you see it), your a MUCH stronger man then I am.
just watched that scene ........*attempts to kill self* sorry, anyway i made it through while grinding my teeth....i persevered, but.........GODDAMMIT!
I warned you...
just saw ENTIRE movie.......i need to kill whoever made this..