[link]http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-ways-red-dead-redemption-hates-women/[/link]
So, according to Seanbaby, Red Dead Redemption hates women. This article really annoyed me (yes, I know Cracked is a comedy sites, and that the articles are rarely entirely accurate, before you say anything) for some reason, and I think it was that most of the article seemed to be complaining about glitches in the game. The rest of the annoyance comes from the arse-licking Seanbaby fanboys who will cover even his unfunny work (which this article certainly is) with so much praise you'd think Jesus had returned to Earth and was giving out free ice cream and handjobs. But I digress.
I've seen a few threads on these forums and even a review that mentioned the serious glitches. This seems kinda bizarre to me, because I've seen nothing of the sort. The biggest glitch I've experienced is falling off a cliff because I was skinning a wolf - I pressed the Y button on one side of the corpse, then when the animation finished I stood up on the other side, causing me to tumble backwards into a ravine. Which was pretty hilarious, watching Marston bounce slowly to his death.
I've never seen Cougar Man, or any man/animal hybrid, though this might be because I instinctively shoot everything that rustles in the bushes. I've never had anyone appear twice in a cutscene, or disappear mid-fight, or anything like that. Barely even a visual glitch on the horizon. Is it my platform? I'm playing the game on the 360. Are the other versions more prone to glitching? It's a mystery to me...
Oh, and side note: I have never, ever been horse-jacked by a woman. I didn't even know the game was coded to allow that to happen. When I meet women out in the wilderness they've generally had their carts stolen, are beings chased by wolves, or are filthy sirens who try and lure me in with their breasts so that their greasy Mexican bandito chums can shoot me inna face. Tricksy minxes. No horse theft though, which I would treat as a far more serious crime - NOBODY fucks with Carol! (I know, I know. I let my mate's girlfriend name my new horse. I'd lost so many by that point that I was starting to get depressed naming new ones)
So, according to Seanbaby, Red Dead Redemption hates women. This article really annoyed me (yes, I know Cracked is a comedy sites, and that the articles are rarely entirely accurate, before you say anything) for some reason, and I think it was that most of the article seemed to be complaining about glitches in the game. The rest of the annoyance comes from the arse-licking Seanbaby fanboys who will cover even his unfunny work (which this article certainly is) with so much praise you'd think Jesus had returned to Earth and was giving out free ice cream and handjobs. But I digress.
I've seen a few threads on these forums and even a review that mentioned the serious glitches. This seems kinda bizarre to me, because I've seen nothing of the sort. The biggest glitch I've experienced is falling off a cliff because I was skinning a wolf - I pressed the Y button on one side of the corpse, then when the animation finished I stood up on the other side, causing me to tumble backwards into a ravine. Which was pretty hilarious, watching Marston bounce slowly to his death.
I've never seen Cougar Man, or any man/animal hybrid, though this might be because I instinctively shoot everything that rustles in the bushes. I've never had anyone appear twice in a cutscene, or disappear mid-fight, or anything like that. Barely even a visual glitch on the horizon. Is it my platform? I'm playing the game on the 360. Are the other versions more prone to glitching? It's a mystery to me...
Oh, and side note: I have never, ever been horse-jacked by a woman. I didn't even know the game was coded to allow that to happen. When I meet women out in the wilderness they've generally had their carts stolen, are beings chased by wolves, or are filthy sirens who try and lure me in with their breasts so that their greasy Mexican bandito chums can shoot me inna face. Tricksy minxes. No horse theft though, which I would treat as a far more serious crime - NOBODY fucks with Carol! (I know, I know. I let my mate's girlfriend name my new horse. I'd lost so many by that point that I was starting to get depressed naming new ones)
