Regarding cuteness...

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SckizoBoy

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DannyJBeckett said:
Whenever I come across people who are arachnophobic, which turns out to be more men than women, I just tell them to think of their enormous hairy fangs as a big moustache, like this: (WARNING: BIIIIG Spider picture alert) http://i.imgur.com/BLl2p.jpg
Finally quoting you with the right picture in mind... I know it's dead and all, but don't you find it has a really grumpy expression?!?
 

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SckizoBoy said:
DannyJBeckett said:
Whenever I come across people who are arachnophobic, which turns out to be more men than women, I just tell them to think of their enormous hairy fangs as a big moustache, like this: (WARNING: BIIIIG Spider picture alert) http://i.imgur.com/BLl2p.jpg
Finally quoting you with the right picture in mind... I know it's dead and all, but don't you find it has a really grumpy expression?!?
I do, as a matter of fact. I reckon it's last thoughts were "If I get reincarnated I'm going to find you and fuck you up!" Yeah, according to me, all spiders are Buddhist.
 

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I believe in the formula I made up:

...(V + Ae)
-------------------- = C
(An + (I x V))

Cuteness
Vulnerability
Aestethics (shape and color)
Annoyingness (voice factors about 1/3, behaviour factors 2/3)
Importance (the object in question becomes less cute when they are necessary in the plot, and must thus be defended)

hey, this might actually work
 

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DannyJBeckett said:
I do, as a matter of fact. I reckon it's last thoughts were "If I get reincarnated I'm going to find you and fuck you up!" Yeah, according to me, all spiders are Buddhist.
Would you care to pass such sentiments to your photographer friend?! XD
 

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SckizoBoy said:
DannyJBeckett said:
I do, as a matter of fact. I reckon it's last thoughts were "If I get reincarnated I'm going to find you and fuck you up!" Yeah, according to me, all spiders are Buddhist.
Would you care to pass such sentiments to your photographer friend?! XD
I would, but as I said one of the previous posts he's an arachnophobe too, so it'd probably give him nightmares! XD
 

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You know, now that I look at it, it doesn't seem all that disgusting either. I actually still find more smaller versions of this insect (i.e. grasshoppers and crickets) more repulsive than this seemingly gentle giant.

In a sense it's like a tarantula; we all fear/are disgusted by Daddy Longlegs and Black Widows, but we don't have the exact same reaction to it's larger, harrier cousin. We might be nervious about being around them, but we see other people handle them and we don't fear that the tarantula will jump out of the owner's palm and bite your face.

I guess seeing (or the inclusion of) a human element to the portrayal of these exotic creatures might soften them up a bit to the world perspective. I mean, people like lions, and tigers, and bears (Oh my! Sorry that was lame, but it fit in so I couldn't resist) and we often forget that they are wild animals that will rip your arm off if you were in their natural habitat.
 

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iLazy said:
As far as the pic goes, as first I was "KILL IT WITH FIRE!" then I went "It's eating a carrot, that's kind of funny." then proceeded to go "awww, look at it's wittle arms holding the carrot, d'awww."

But if that came at me, I'd scream like the little girl I am and run for my life. I've seen enough movies and played enough games to know where that's going.
Only if the government or mad scientist gets a hold of it.
 

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If I wasn't terrified of insects I'd find it cute.
The idea of a bug that big kinda puts me into a cold sweat.

But yeah, it's funky.
 

Vault101

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snakes are kind of cute..with their beady little eyes and the way they flick their tounges out (they can also kill you which isnt so cute)

also when I was younger I couldnt understand why mum hates mice to much..they were cute
 

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At first I gotta be honest, I didn't know what to think, that's the first time I hear of this insect. Reading up on it, I see that it doesn't bite, eats vegetables and is so large that it can't actually jump, it just walks around slowly. In the end, I decided that it and I can be friends.

As for cuteness, I like huskies.
 

Robert Ewing

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If it's not a mammal, it can't be cute. That's generally how our brains are tuned, because in the grand scheme of things, a bear is less alien to us than a cockroach is. It doesn't matter how dangerous it is, maybe it's something to do with genetics?

Infact, think of every alien race ever depicted. Have they all been insectoid or reptillian? How many evil mammal alien races have you ever seen? I'm betting not many.
 

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I'm not disgusted by insects, but neither do i think they are very cute. Big spiders tend to get to me because i'm paranoid and imagine them biting me...

This picture was pretty cute, neat angle and anything can become adorable while eating a carrot. But i imagine i wouldn't be thrilled if i found it sitting on my pillow.