Relationships! Please do tell....
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I steer clear away from getting into relationships. Its a fairly proactive effort because I am just not interested in getting linked up with someone who wants to demand things from me. In other words, I am -very- selective. I guess some could call that being over-cautious, but I am completely not interested in getting hooked up with someone who is in it only for the sex/bragging/etc and not for stuff that's more meaningful.
My relationship track record is appalling. I dumped one girl because she wouldn't put out after 3 months and then I got with my next girlfriend after shagging her behind a shed with a load of boys yelling "LESBIIIIIAAAAANNNSSSS" from the other side.
I shouldn't be allowed anywhere near anyone's genitalia D=
I shouldn't be allowed anywhere near anyone's genitalia D=
I was with a girl. We got along perfectly but things never seemed to work. For one: We were not dating at the time, so i went to a football game with a nother girl. She flipped out and started dating this dude that got her pregnant. Her body couldn't sustain the baby. . . Then she got all suicidal and spent some time in a mental hospital. Then we started hanging out again and getting close and she told me she was a lesbian.
Then we stopped talking for a bit, but when we did start talking we started dating. Her dad (who loved me at the time) flipped his lid one day and decided that i was pure evil and could no longer see his daughter. Well she still snuck to my volleyball games, and we snuck around a bit till it just wasn't working any more.
Then another year after that we started hooking up [this being the first times we had sex . . . not either of our first times, just the first time together] and things started to go well. then we got into one little fight, and she got mad, and she said "Your going to live with your uncle in bel-ai. . ." (sorry got off track there). Then we got into one little fight and she went to a party and fucked a marine. Yeah. She knew i was going into the Army and that i have a general distaste for the marines. Then she found a marine that reminded me of her, fucked him, then started dating him.
Yeah. Oh i forgot to mention. some time in their she got rapped (for the second time) and got pregnant. Her body couldn't sustain the baby and it miscarried. she is currently on her third baby with out reaching 20.
Then we stopped talking for a bit, but when we did start talking we started dating. Her dad (who loved me at the time) flipped his lid one day and decided that i was pure evil and could no longer see his daughter. Well she still snuck to my volleyball games, and we snuck around a bit till it just wasn't working any more.
Then another year after that we started hooking up [this being the first times we had sex . . . not either of our first times, just the first time together] and things started to go well. then we got into one little fight, and she got mad, and she said "Your going to live with your uncle in bel-ai. . ." (sorry got off track there). Then we got into one little fight and she went to a party and fucked a marine. Yeah. She knew i was going into the Army and that i have a general distaste for the marines. Then she found a marine that reminded me of her, fucked him, then started dating him.
Yeah. Oh i forgot to mention. some time in their she got rapped (for the second time) and got pregnant. Her body couldn't sustain the baby and it miscarried. she is currently on her third baby with out reaching 20.
Well the only story to tell is how I lost all confidence when it comes to the opposite sex. I asked her out, she ignored me for 3 weeks. Pretty much it.
So uhh. Yea. That was a confidence booster.
Edit: Fun fact of the day - This is comment number 86, the same number bus I get on to go to school.
So uhh. Yea. That was a confidence booster.
Edit: Fun fact of the day - This is comment number 86, the same number bus I get on to go to school.
Yup. But that can also back fire if its the. "Well i like you, but you never made a move" scenario. Those are deliciously absurd.Duskwaith said:
I broke up with my ex a year ago after dating for a year and a half. He was incredibly mentally abusive and made me feel like I was the scum of the earth. When he decided to leave town on me to move 200 miles away without telling me until he was driving away I decided it was over. I couldn't take it anymore. I've been a single lady ever since and I hate it. Unfortunately all the guys I know are dogs and/or undateable. I'm really hoping to meet a good guy once I get into college.
While on a really nice and expensive date, my ex broke up with me because I "Did something.". Thats all she'd ever say about it. I still have no Idea what the something was. Im just glad I let her talk first, because the breakup would have been even more awkward with a ring invloved.
Now I am with a wonderful woman. we've been together for over 5 years, and getting married in August. We've had a few arguments, but I could count them on one hand, and yes, we get annoyed with each other every now and then, but we have never had a single fight.
Now I am with a wonderful woman. we've been together for over 5 years, and getting married in August. We've had a few arguments, but I could count them on one hand, and yes, we get annoyed with each other every now and then, but we have never had a single fight.
No. But thats the thing. Some people are just incredibly illogical. Infact every one is when it comes to dating. Case in point:Strangerman518 said:
I have had i believe only three real girl friends. This meaning some one i asked to "go steady with me" and not just "Out to the malt shop so she can wear my letterman jacket and we can all listen to 50's tunes and look at cars". By which i mean of course, three girls i committed myself into a relationship with, instead of just spent time having meaningless (but fun) sex. Well four if you count the shortest relationship i have ever had, but i dont.
Any way. Of these Three girls (four for the sake of this stat) two wont talk to me even tho we broke up on even terms, and two still ask me for dating advice, and come to me as some sort of mystic guru of love and relationships. And with my track record of getting shot down, regected, bumbling over my feet, acting too cool for school, and basically misreading alot of girls who were into me, you must figure i'm like Casanova (right?). Wrong. Well they do any way.
Of the girls that i have had (ahem) carnal knowledge, about half still come to me for relationship advice. Of the girls that i have really really liked and professed my interest (only to be shot down, put in the friend category, or have some weird "i like you, you like me but im in a committed relationship scenario") about 8 still come to me for relationship advice. That is eight out of ten folks. I obviously don't have my shit together in the department but they come to me for advice. Bat shit loco is what that is.
Now add this on top of my God Sister, God Mom, Dad, Mom, Brother, Best Friend, Some Rotc cadet, and other friends who come to me for relationship advice, you would think that i'd be holding down at least 5 working relationships, or be some sort of amazing (and practical) Dr. Phil type who dispensed wisdom like a golden goose lays 24 carat eggs.
The one relationship i was in was a miserable failure in every sense of the word. She asked me to dance at a school dance and gave me her number(she lived 40 min away, she was at teh dance with her cousin). We talked on the phone a few times, and went on like 2 dates. The first date was fun, me, her and her best friend walked around her town on holloween, and it was cool. The second date, we went bowling with he best friend and two other guys. for like 80% of the night, she was off somewhere talking with those two guys and me and her best friend were left alone, about then I realized she was a bit of slut, and I am a bit old fashion. Kinda wish I had asked her friend out tbh, she was a lot nicer, and we were got along a lot better, but i didnt want to be an a$$hole.
Hey, neither have I. But's that life. One day we'll find someone. As for me, the main reason is my shyness. That and my awesome timing. The few times I was able to work up the courage to ask a girl I liked out, someone else had asked her out before I did.TheNumber1Zero said:
all of the above in small amounts. I have never been in a relationship other than that one failure i posted, and i dont count that it was so bad. It happens, I know a lot of friends who havent been in relationships either and we're all in college.Shock and Awe said:
Hahahaha pics or it didn't happen ^_^Furburt said:
Sorry can't imagine you having sex with anyone =P
You sound remarkably like a friend I know, and if you are him, you will know who I am.RareDevil said:
Okay, so, I was at a mate's house, at a party. I was about 15 or so, no alcohol in sight and I was cool with that. There was a girl, let's call her Chuck (because I want to confuse people 
). Now, Bob was the hottest girl in our social group, and she was really shy. So I was dicking around in a hammock, with the sides over my face so I couldn't see. I stuck my leg out and started swinging myself, and I suddenly got bumped by Bob's knee. Now, being a horny teenager, I decided to reach out and lightly touch Bob's (waxed) thigh and ask "what the hell is this?"
To which Bob replied "my leg", I faked a 'OMG, IM SO SORRY' moment, and a laugh was had by all. Now just a side note, I'm not sure if this was intentional and she's into some freaky stuff. But Bob was moving her feet around, underneath my hammock. It tickled my ass and I sprung up In a quick "WTF!?!". Bob started laughing and good times were had by most (not me, I'm not into that shit). A while of chatting later, and Bob decided to sit on my thigh (and I emphasise, there was NO ALCOHOL). One of the fatter, uglier friends remarked 'we looked like a couple' or some shit, I pulled my most charming boyish smile and asked "how about now?" and lightly put my arms around her, and she moved her sweet butt up my thigh. Good times were had by her and the little fireman.
After a bit I went downstairs to chill with my mates on some video games. They were talking about Bob, and how my best mate likes her... and how about he was planning to ask her out tonight... And how about he still was.... And how about Bob was so shy, she'd never reject someone...
A good time was had by all, except the little fireman, who decided to die a little.
). Now, Bob was the hottest girl in our social group, and she was really shy. So I was dicking around in a hammock, with the sides over my face so I couldn't see. I stuck my leg out and started swinging myself, and I suddenly got bumped by Bob's knee. Now, being a horny teenager, I decided to reach out and lightly touch Bob's (waxed) thigh and ask "what the hell is this?"To which Bob replied "my leg", I faked a 'OMG, IM SO SORRY' moment, and a laugh was had by all. Now just a side note, I'm not sure if this was intentional and she's into some freaky stuff. But Bob was moving her feet around, underneath my hammock. It tickled my ass and I sprung up In a quick "WTF!?!". Bob started laughing and good times were had by most (not me, I'm not into that shit). A while of chatting later, and Bob decided to sit on my thigh (and I emphasise, there was NO ALCOHOL
). One of the fatter, uglier friends remarked 'we looked like a couple' or some shit, I pulled my most charming boyish smile and asked "how about now?" and lightly put my arms around her, and she moved her sweet butt up my thigh. Good times were had by her and the little fireman.After a bit I went downstairs to chill with my mates on some video games. They were talking about Bob, and how my best mate likes her... and how about he was planning to ask her out tonight... And how about he still was.... And how about Bob was so shy, she'd never reject someone...
A good time was had by all, except the little fireman, who decided to die a little.