Relationships! Please do tell....

[SimpleChimp]

Well, hopefully. Since this all happened three days ago, i saw her last night, and the blackhawks won this morning. Only two of those facts are relevant . . .

But yeah. It is love, not infatuation, i know this because i don't mind being touched by her feet. And i fucking hate feet. I mean seriously.and i am completely comfortable being vulnerable with her. And i have a fear of seeming weak infront of people . . . well every one but her.

Aww, squishy feelings! You know it's love when you can tolerate the feets. Hopefully last night went well...? (We have officially hijacked this thread. Nobody move!!)

Squishy Feelings? Nah . . .

But last night. . . last night was different. She came over to my friends (not my best friends, or my A. Group friends, but the B. group that i rarely see any more) and at that friends we did nothing but smoke hookah and play super smash bro. for the wii. Now that sounds lame. But the entire time she was laughing and joking with my friends, had one wine cooler (and was thusly drunk. Light weight) and when she wasn't playing, or making fun of me for my lack of skills in Super Smash (altho i'm killer with Snake ^_^), i would be rubbing her back, tickling her, or brushing my lips on the nape of her neck while we talked. And god she just blew me up with those eyes of her, i mean hell, if i make eye contact its just over. Beautiful grey/green/blue color changing eyes, and the pattern! Her eyes are like a clear koi pond. The pattern is seriously like rocks under water, where the light is casting lines and waves over each stone.

They are fucking beautiful.

... where was i.

Oh yeah, she ended up driving me home (long story that involves my brother having my car) and we had a super warm hug (no kissing).

Then she texted me and thats when she asked for a list of her faults. And told me how she had to exercise soooooo much self control from just jumping my bones like a trampoline. or pouncing them like a tiger. Or what ever is a good analogy.

But i wasn't like "oh no. I coulda got sex" i was like. "Oh no, i had to say good bye to her. Now my arms feel all empty."

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

*snip, snippity, snip*

I think you two will be fine. She might just be hesitant with the "I love you" because of her own reasons (bad experiences in the past/just not wanting to jinx it/wanting to test the water outside of the shallows of friendship first before saying it), but it's definitely a good sign that she didn't just suddenly move to Singapore or something. Hugging, touching, kissing; women who are not into you typically won't let this kinda stuff happen. Nor do they usually want to jump your bones (or maybe they do, maybe you wear Axe cologne).

Plus, go on about her eyes like that in front of her. If she's the type to go for that stuff, she might actually go through with the jumping you bit.

 

[SimpleChimp]

*snip, snippity, snip*

I think you two will be fine. She might just be hesitant with the "I love you" because of her own reasons (bad experiences in the past/just not wanting to jinx it/wanting to test the water outside of the shallows of friendship first before saying it), but it's definitely a good sign that she didn't just suddenly move to Singapore or something. Hugging, touching, kissing; women who are not into you typically won't let this kinda stuff happen. Nor do they usually want to jump your bones (or maybe they do, maybe you wear Axe cologne).

Nope. I wear pure animal pheromones. That of a wolf to be specific.

Maybe she is hesitant cause she has a boyfriend . . .

Yeah. . .

i briefly mentioned that. Hence the it being a snafu. Me being an idiot, and all my morals jumping out of the window (to splat loudly against the floor) because of her smile.

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

*snip, snippity, snip*

I think you two will be fine. She might just be hesitant with the "I love you" because of her own reasons (bad experiences in the past/just not wanting to jinx it/wanting to test the water outside of the shallows of friendship first before saying it), but it's definitely a good sign that she didn't just suddenly move to Singapore or something. Hugging, touching, kissing; women who are not into you typically won't let this kinda stuff happen. Nor do they usually want to jump your bones (or maybe they do, maybe you wear Axe cologne).

Nope. I wear pure animal pheromones. That of a wolf to be specific. Maybe its cause she has a boyfriend . . .

Yeah. . .

i briefly mentioned that. Hence the it being a snafu. Me being an idiot, and all my morals jumping out of the window (to splat loudly against the floor) because of her smile.

Oh yes that complicate matters, doesn't it? How serious is she with said bf?

 

[SimpleChimp]

*snip, snippity, snip*

I think you two will be fine. She might just be hesitant with the "I love you" because of her own reasons (bad experiences in the past/just not wanting to jinx it/wanting to test the water outside of the shallows of friendship first before saying it), but it's definitely a good sign that she didn't just suddenly move to Singapore or something. Hugging, touching, kissing; women who are not into you typically won't let this kinda stuff happen. Nor do they usually want to jump your bones (or maybe they do, maybe you wear Axe cologne).

Nope. I wear pure animal pheromones. That of a wolf to be specific. Maybe its cause she has a boyfriend . . .

Yeah. . .

i briefly mentioned that. Hence the it being a snafu. Me being an idiot, and all my morals jumping out of the window (to splat loudly against the floor) because of her smile.

Oh yes that complicate matters, doesn't it? How serious is she with said bf?

. . . To answer this i must tell you a little joke.

Yesterday my buddy was talking about his cousin, who might or might not be hot, and when i made the "oh i should meet your cousin" joke he said, 'Yeah, but she has kind of been in a relationship with the same guy for two years."

"I jokingly replied, hey, that hasn't stopped me be for." Cue comical smirk, slight eye brow raise, and every ones favorite mischievous face.

She then broke the sitcom feel by saying "I am going to fucking kill you".

Yup. Soooo. In summary. They have dated for two years. And they are close. They fight alot tho. Bleh. . .

i really don't like the guy. Mainly cause he isn't me.

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

. . . To answer this i must tell you a little joke.

Yesterday my buddy was talking about his cousin, who might or might not be hot, and when i made the "oh i should meet your cousin" joke he said, 'Yeah, but she has kind of been in a relationship with the same guy for two years."

"I jokingly replied, hey, that hasn't stopped me be for." Cue comical smirk, slight eye brow raise, and every ones favorite mischievous face.

She then broke the sitcom feel by saying "I am going to fucking kill you".

Yup. Soooo. In summary. They have dated for two years. And they are close. They fight alot tho. Bleh. . .

i really don't like the guy. Mainly cause he isn't me.

Le sigh. I wish I had better advice that "stay the hell away from her", but I don't. To Spok this, it wouldn't be logical (or right, really) to let anything go any further with her with the third wheel in the picture (you know this, you've already said so basically). Girls who play aren't any more fun than guys who play and guys who date girls who play get just as hurt as girls who date guys who play and oh shoot I just hurt my brain.

In short, murder the hypotenuse... oh shoot, wait. Don't. Girls are kind of turned off by that.

Just talk to her... and keep the wine coolers away from her while you talk.

 

[shwnbob]

Fell in love with this girl. We dated for awhile but couldn't stay together because her parent's didn't want her dating. So after awhile I told her I loved her. She freaked out and stopped talking to me for months. Eventually I emailed her cause I couldn't take it any longer. You wanna know the first things she told me in her email back were? "I haven't really thought about you much, I'm dating someone else." Yea... dating freaking sucks!

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

hmmm, I'm not so big on the horror stories. I've been married now for 5 months to the man I have been with for 8 years, most of which was long distance. I'm really lucky though because we had to move, which I have never done before, to another state for his job. I went spiraling into depression and anxiety and am still trying to claw my way out of it. Yay for drugs I suppose. He's been supportive and caring through all of the moping and panic attacks.

We fight, well we used to. The last one was about whether or not we should get married before moving to Cali. I won, I was right. That's pretty much a first though. Hopefully a last too.

I second that "yay for drugs" sentiment!

 

[SimpleChimp]

My turn to SNIP.

Yeah. I am logical, i'm like spock with humor and a tattoo. But i mean. It wasn't the wine coolers, and i don't know if i can stay away from her. She is one of the only people i can confide in.

I mean FICK. . . i hate being in a pickle. And when we did fool around she was sure she was leaving her Boy Friend, but then he did this 360 and one her over again. Then its all awkward touch and go stuff.

I mean jesus. I'd rather be defusing a bomb based on an out dated japanese manual written in german then translated back into japanese by a drunk korean. You know. Something that sounds complex and deadly.

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

My turn to SNIP.

Yeah. I am logical, i'm like spock with humor and a tattoo. But i mean. It wasn't the wine coolers, and i don't know if i can stay away from her. She is one of the only people i can confide in.

I mean FICK. . . i hate being in a pickle. And when we did fool around she was sure she was leaving her Boy Friend, but then he did this 360 and one her over again. Then its all awkward touch and go stuff.

I mean jesus. I'd rather be defusing a bomb based on an out dated japanese manual written in german then translated back into japanese by a drunk korean. You know. Something that sounds complex and deadly.

Ah, girls. We're just here for the drama.

 

[SimpleChimp]

My turn to SNIP.

Yeah. I am logical, i'm like spock with humor and a tattoo. But i mean. It wasn't the wine coolers, and i don't know if i can stay away from her. She is one of the only people i can confide in.

I mean FICK. . . i hate being in a pickle. And when we did fool around she was sure she was leaving her Boy Friend, but then he did this 360 and one her over again. Then its all awkward touch and go stuff.

I mean jesus. I'd rather be defusing a bomb based on an out dated japanese manual written in german then translated back into japanese by a drunk korean. You know. Something that sounds complex and deadly.

Ah, girls. We're just here for the drama.

Hey, it's better than you just being here for the money. Cause atleast i got the drama! (Ha. economy joke)

Thanks tho, for the talking and stuff.

oh. Yeah. I'm talking to her right now about how her BF surprised her with flowers at work.

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

Hey, it's better than you just being here for the money. Cause atleast i got the drama! (Ha. economy joke)

Thanks tho, for the talking and stuff.

oh. Yeah. I'm talking to her right now about how her BF surprised her with flowers at work.

We're also here for the talking and stuff. As in, no problem.

Also, the flowers were a shrewd move on her BF's part. That magnificent bastard.

 

[SimpleChimp]

Hey, it's better than you just being here for the money. Cause atleast i got the drama! (Ha. economy joke)

Thanks tho, for the talking and stuff.

oh. Yeah. I'm talking to her right now about how her BF surprised her with flowers at work.

We're also here for the talking and stuff. As in, no problem.

Also, the flowers were a shrewd move on her BF's part. That magnificent bastard.

Psh Magnificent indeed! Disappears all night, blacks out drunk, buys her yellow roses and all is forgiven.

If my life where a comic, he would be my foil. My Foe. My Dr. Robotnic.

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

Psh Magnificent indeed! Disappears all night, blacks out drunk, buys her yellow roses and all is forgiven.

If my life where a comic, he would be my foil. My Foe. My Dr. Robotnic.

Your Gaston, your Hans Gruber, your KKAAAAAAHHHHNNNN!... sorry, got taken away in the moment there.

And oh dear Lord, she's not trying to 'fix him' is she?

 

[SimpleChimp]

Psh Magnificent indeed! Disappears all night, blacks out drunk, buys her yellow roses and all is forgiven.

If my life where a comic, he would be my foil. My Foe. My Dr. Robotnic.

Your Gaston, your Hans Gruber, your KKAAAAAAHHHHNNNN!... sorry, got taken away in the moment there.

And oh dear Lord, she's not trying to 'fix him' is she?

He is my John G. He Is my Spiderman. I mean my Green Goblin. . . I forgot wether i was the good guy in this story.

I don't know. i just. . . don't know. . .

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

He is my John G. He Is my Spiderman. I mean my Green Goblin. . . I forgot wether i was the good guy in this story.

I don't know. i just. . . don't know. . .

I did too, but let's hope she's not your Gwen Stacy at any rate (dark humor, sorry).

And I'm sorry. I personally grow rather annoyed when someone tries to fix someone else. They're not broken, they're usually just selfish asses.

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

I was in a relationship with this girl back in high school.

But she suffered from a immune deficiency and could get horribly ill easily. Eventually she was home schooled and force to stay inside her house to protect her.

Because we couldn't see each other we broke up.

I wonder how shes doing.

Reminds me a lot of Clannad.

Uhm, my past 2 relationships weren't anything too special. I really liked the last guy I dated, but we had too many differences in the end, and decided to call it quits. I'm currently in a very loving relationship with a girl though, and it's pretty amazing. Other then best friends, I haven't been able to make my cheeks hurt from smiling so much!

Clannad! That's what I was trying to think of. Thank you.

Also, I like how this thread has turned from all sad stories to sad stories with happy endings with someone else because it's much better this way.

 

[SimpleChimp]

He is my John G. He Is my Spiderman. I mean my Green Goblin. . . I forgot wether i was the good guy in this story.

I don't know. i just. . . don't know. . .

I did too, but let's hope she's not your Gwen Stacy at any rate (dark humor, sorry).

And I'm sorry. I personally grow rather annoyed when someone tries to fix someone else. They're not broken, they're usually just selfish asses.

A-yup. You said it sister. It's times like this i wish i was gay so i could be all "We don't need this. You don't need him. Lets just go dance and forget about this mess" (my head was literally moving back and forth in a sassy fashion as i typed this).

LOL. But alas i'm straight. and i make bad decisions and i fall in love with people i can't have.


hmmmmmm

if only some one would start dating me, then tried to change that. . .

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

He is my John G. He Is my Spiderman. I mean my Green Goblin. . . I forgot wether i was the good guy in this story.

I don't know. i just. . . don't know. . .

I did too, but let's hope she's not your Gwen Stacy at any rate (dark humor, sorry).

And I'm sorry. I personally grow rather annoyed when someone tries to fix someone else. They're not broken, they're usually just selfish asses.

A-yup. You said it sister. It's times like this i wish i was gay so i could be all "We don't need this. You don't need him. Lets just go dance and forget about this mess" (my head was literally moving back and forth in a sassy fashion as i typed this).

LOL. But alas i'm straight. and i make bad decisions and i fall in love with people i can't have.


hmmmmmm

if only some one would start dating me, then tried to change that. . .

If only.