Relationships! Please do tell....

[teisjm]

I recently broke up with my girlfriend whom i had been with for over 3 years, we had just lost the spark and bothof us where a bit tired of beeing in a relationship, so we talked about it, decided we should split and just be friends instead, kissed each otehrgoodnight and went to bed as we used to, walked to the station togetehr the next morning and went our seperate ways.
Quite easy and painless for both of us actually.

Also quite a booring story now that i think about it... let me see if i can come up with soemthing better

There was this time right, where i dated a crack-hooker rightm, and she told me she was pregnant with my chidl right, so i falcon punched her, to avoid becomeing a father, and then she broke up with me (or mroe precicely had her pimps goons beat the shit out of me) so now i'm terrified every time i see a hooker.

The later story ofc isn't true, but figured people needed to read something a little more excitiing than the first story.

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

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No. I knew all of this prior. She just explained it in a way why we would never work. and now i'm heart broken.

So. In this thread we went from jokes, to problems, to minute by minute heart broken.

HA!

Good thread.

*patpat*

Sorry about this, sweets. If you were a girl I'd tell you to go pick a flavor of Ben and Jerry's, give yourself a week to wallow, and then try to put it out of your mind and focus on other things... I suppose I could still do that actually.

 

[SimpleChimp]

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No. I knew all of this prior. She just explained it in a way why we would never work. and now i'm heart broken.

So. In this thread we went from jokes, to problems, to minute by minute heart broken.

HA!

Good thread.

*patpat*

Sorry about this, sweets. If you were a girl I'd tell you to go pick a flavor of Ben and Jerry's, give yourself a week to wallow, and then try to put it out of your mind and focus on other things... I suppose I could still do that actually.

Ben and Jerries is hippy ice cream. I eat HAGEN DAS the german over lord of the frozen treat.

plus it doesn't help. I'm rather smart, and a creative writing major. My head never shuts off. bleh. Wallowing only makes it worse. I'ma work out. Maybe get a cut six pack.

I mean one ex gave me toned arms, one crush gave me a nice chest and traps. i guess this issue can work on my abs. OO maybe the next one can get my calves and thighs in shape!

 

[ChaoticAwesome]

Ben and Jerries is hippy ice cream. I eat HAGEN DAS the german over lord of the frozen treat.

plus it doesn't help. I'm rather smart, and a creative writing major. My head never shuts off. bleh. Wallowing only makes it worse. I'ma work out. Maybe get a cut six pack.

I mean one ex gave me toned arms, one crush gave me a nice chest and traps. i guess this issue can work on my abs. OO maybe the next one can get my calves and thighs in shape!

Your break-ups sound a good bit more profitable than mine. My last break up just sent me into a writing frenzy... which I guess isn't so bad. (Then again a writing frenzy inspired by a break up doesn't differ much from one inspired by a bird I just saw fly by. Also, this is very likely why we've hit it off so to say.)

 

[Pandalisk]

One time someone I was dating at the time cut me off in the middle of a sentence so they could say I was calling them fat, and tried to stab me right after.

what in gods name were you talking about that could give her that idea?

I'm dating a schizophrenic, you wanna hear some horror stories?
Well actually she's pretty damn great, I don't have much bad to say. Honestly though my relationships with people in general always seem rather rocky, or just exceptionally weird. Relationships with friends tend to be worse for me, I don't know why, maybe I'm just socially retarded.

Has she ever acused you of cheating on her with herself?

Nightmares lets see.
Well... My first and only bedding of a woman ended with excrement..Strangely it was present before she even came over to my house, I dont even know how you overlook something like that..Scaring

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No. I knew all of this prior. She just explained it in a way why we would never work. and now i'm heart broken.

So. In this thread we went from jokes, to problems, to minute by minute heart broken.

HA!

Good thread.

*patpat*

Sorry about this, sweets. If you were a girl I'd tell you to go pick a flavor of Ben and Jerry's, give yourself a week to wallow, and then try to put it out of your mind and focus on other things... I suppose I could still do that actually.

Ben and Jerries is hippy ice cream. I eat HAGEN DAS the german over lord of the frozen treat.

plus it doesn't help. I'm rather smart, and a creative writing major. My head never shuts off. bleh. Wallowing only makes it worse. I'ma work out. Maybe get a cut six pack.

I mean one ex gave me toned arms, one crush gave me a nice chest and traps. i guess this issue can work on my abs. OO maybe the next one can get my calves and thighs in shape!

Damn right, a girl brought me Upper body strength and a break-up got me abbs, its a pretty good trade off