I think we might have read the same storymadbird-valiant said:That was good, I'm surprised. Well done good sir.
Also the first paragraph or two really really uncomfortably reminded me of this erotic story I once read...
I can only agree, and the bass gives you more reach too.300lb. Samoan said:Bravo! My PC's big and I like it that way! So is my bass guitar, I pride myself on its ability to crush creak-heads beneath its heft!
Dear Lord Z,LordZ said:While your story sounds like something a friend of mine would make up (only not quite as good), I'm more interested in the fact you claim to have a sister named "Maryanne." If by chance, you really do have a sister with that name, then you have my sympathy. Not only did your parents name you after your sister, they did it in spite of the fact you are male.
Quoted. For. Truth.Onyx Oblivion said:Best. Article. Ever.
What sort of sadistic bastard names their kid "Marion"?SeanTheSheep said:That, Mr. Cox, was amazing.
What sort of sadistic bastard names their kid "Renault" though?
Indeed! Made me chuckle!dodokiller88 said:A great read; much better than the usual fake news stuff.