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geizr

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I'm a mac-user, and I didn't find this funny at all. You know, it's people like you who...blah blah blah yackity shmackity blah blah...

No, I'm lying(about not finding it funny). It was hilarious! Though, that's a shame about the boyfriend being such an ass and all. And to the people that do want to turn this thread into a real PC vs. Mac fanboi, religious crusade, go get a life and just enjoy the machine you use.
 

-Torchedini-

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madbird-valiant said:
That was good, I'm surprised. Well done good sir.

Also the first paragraph or two really really uncomfortably reminded me of this erotic story I once read...
I think we might have read the same story
 

RJ Dalton

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This. Is. AWESOME!!!

I was expecting an article about some stupid argument like on those ridiculous mac commercials, but instead I found something that was actually worth reading. This makes my day that much better.

On a slightly related note: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYCpCeU_cRk
 

InsaneOne10

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300lb. Samoan said:
Bravo! My PC's big and I like it that way! So is my bass guitar, I pride myself on its ability to crush creak-heads beneath its heft!
I can only agree, and the bass gives you more reach too.

And it's true that Macs appear to attract the computer illiterate more than PCs.
 

LordZ

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While your story sounds like something a friend of mine would make up (only not quite as good), I'm more interested in the fact you claim to have a sister named "Maryanne." If by chance, you really do have a sister with that name, then you have my sympathy. Not only did your parents name you after your sister, they did it in spite of the fact you are male.

If, however, you are applying your tranny name to a real or imagined sister, there's only one thing I have to say to you.
 

Marion Cox

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LordZ said:
While your story sounds like something a friend of mine would make up (only not quite as good), I'm more interested in the fact you claim to have a sister named "Maryanne." If by chance, you really do have a sister with that name, then you have my sympathy. Not only did your parents name you after your sister, they did it in spite of the fact you are male.
Dear Lord Z,
My dad didn't name me after either of my older sisters (Maryanne and Marian), he named us all after an ancestor and civil war hero: Lieutenant Marion Keybridge Cox. The story goes that he took 12 gallows-bound soldiers and turned them into a special infiltration unit. The mission went horribly wrong and only Lt. Cox returned. Rumors had it that he had eaten the other men and his right arm to survive but there was never enough evidence to hang him, so they gave him a Purple Heart instead.
 

Aloran

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Onyx Oblivion said:
Best. Article. Ever.
Quoted. For. Truth.

I think I'd have done exactly the same thing in your position as well.

Although maybe I wouldn't have swung the desktop, more likely my actual fists...hmm.
 

Parallel Streaks

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SeanTheSheep said:
That, Mr. Cox, was amazing.
What sort of sadistic bastard names their kid "Renault" though?
What sort of sadistic bastard names their kid "Marion"?

Anyway, hilarious, now I know not to take my Mac to a PC fight.
 

Snotnarok

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Your story actually really angered me, reminding me of the ways my sister was abused by roomates, we had to move her twice from her dorm rooms. A few of my friends were taken for rides because they believed the shitty advice of fanboys rather than someone who actually works with the units, so they get stuck with garbage and I sit and say "I told you so, this is what you get for not listening to a professional on the matter and listening to some jackass" I get the "Yes you were right, then they do it again. Le sigh :\

People don't often see exactly what's going on in life but that's what brothers are for.
 

antipunt

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Haha ..wow. OK, totally did not see this coming.

Hilarious read (btw, my life suddenly seems -incredibly- dull)
 

Jared

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dodokiller88 said:
A great read; much better than the usual fake news stuff.
Indeed! Made me chuckle!

I love your articles Marion...A+ this week =D