Renewal of Reality Video Game Series: Shark Week (Ep 2: Shellshocked.)

[ShasOMiKael]

Seeing the panda drinking his sake and offering his own drink in return, he chuckled. "Don't mind if i do." After Taking a swig of the the drink, he rested his anchor on his shoulder and extended his hand.

"I'm Motochika Chōsokabe, the Sea Devil of the West, do you mind if i ask who you are, and what you just gave me, becuase i could use a flask of that."

 

[KronosTalon]

He placed his flask back to his belt and set his large keg on the table, and took the mans hand and gave it a huge shake with his very large panda hand.

"My name is Chen Stormstout, I am a Brewmaster of my people. What you drank was a brew of my own concoction, it does not have a name yet, but it needs one yes? I use it mostly to settle my stomach on occasion, so maybe something to do with that?" He said with a huge laugh that shook his own belly. "I needed to know where you were with drinking before I offered you something hard." He said while wiping away a few tears that had formed while he was laughing.

 

[ShasOMiKael]

Seeing that the panda, now known as Chen was laughing, he chuckled a bit in response. "I have a feeling we'll become good friends. As for the drink, maybe Ochitsukeru? It means to calm/to settle in my language."

Turning towards the maid, he spoke. "What about you, maid girl? Got a taste for sake?"

 

[BoosterGold]

About .05 seconds after loudly greeting her new friends...IN SCIENCE, she was already bored. She heard the Pirate ask for a race, but when she turned to accept the challenge, He was drinking with the Koala, and offering more to the maid.
She fired a blue Portal on the ground Behind him, And fired an orange one under herself, this launched her up out of the Blue one as she collapsed onto the Pirate.
"Hiya there Mr. Eyepatch, I wanna race you." said Chell in a normal in door voice.

 

[ShasOMiKael]

"Okay... To where?" Motochika said to the delusional woman. "Because I'm more then ready!" He then jumped on his hovering surfpla... Anchor Spear and started flying small circles around the woman.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

The intercom sounding voice of Cave Johnson blared through the unseen intercom device, which probably meant said device was an intercom, yet again, and the science-y sounding tune in the back played again. "Cave Johnson here. I hope you've all had some time to at least exchange your names. For the time being, until this experiment is over, this house is your to explore and live within, so feel free to wander around aimlessly until you die of starvation or just find a room to fall asleep in every night. Either way, before you go, we're going to treat all of you. To Cake!"

In front of every chair, little trap doors slid open on the table and from out of them slid a large slice of cake on a fine plate for each table. Despite the table's underside being clearly visible as empty, this was still possible. The cake looked like this,

Spoiler: OOC

just cut into pieces.

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell heard the word CAKE!!!!! and she dropped everything, she would race Mr. Eyepatch man after CAKE time, and turned her attention to the sweet delicious cake. "cake, Cake CAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEE!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA" she screamed. SHE would be its master and it would reside in her tummy.

She snatched the piece int front of her and ran to the corner. She set a portal on the wall and then one by one shot connecting portals under everyone's slice, while she did this she had her mouth up to the orange wall portal to catch the cake in her mouth.

 

[ShasOMiKael]

Sweatdropping, Motochika hopped off his anchor and took a healthy swig of sake. "I'm going to be drunk at the end of the week. How about you, maid girl? Want some of the good stuff?."

 

[Lambi]

The panda that came up to Sephiroth was odd indeed, but not something that would cause Sephiroth to raise an eyebrow. "I'll have you know I'm no human. I am a Cetra, the last one. Your simple mind wouldn't understand it..." he said before the panda left.

Hearing the same voice from earlier from...somewhere, Sephiroth took a look at the cake presented for him. He didn't really care, but he had to eat something. He reached for it, but the girl in the orange jumpsuit, who had introduced herself as Chell, used her strange device to take his slice away. He shrugged and decided to sit down on the chair in front of him, placing his Masamune on the table, but not letting go of it. I hope they will have more food for us again...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

The intercom blared again, playing the same science-y tune before Cave Johnson started speaking again. "Cave Johnson here. Now that all, or possibly just one of you, has had the opportunity to eat dessert, I hope you'll all try to find what the house has to offer you. Just stay out of the room at the end of the long hallway with the smell of bakery goods coming from it on the third floor. Try to find a room for yourself. The house is made with Aperture Science Portal technology, making it 50 times bigger on the inside than the outside, and all the bedrooms are different. It shouldn't be hard, even for a retarded hamster, to find a room he'd like. If you need help, talk to the Aperture Science Automated Grappling Undercover Turret that's been standing in the room the whole time, watching you all like a hawk. Cave Johnson out."

The person in the corner, fuming steam from every pore and who totally wasn't a robot, wave his comically over sized hand at the mention of his name by Cave Johnson.

 

[ShasOMiKael]

"Yo bot-thingy, you got like, a pirate ship or something?" Motochika asked.

 

[BoosterGold]

As the last slice cake fell into Chell's mouth, a realization happened. "ITS NOT A LIEEEEE!"
she shouted.
After Mr. Johnson's latest message she made a mental note to find this room she wasn't supposed to go to and eat all the cakes.
BUt first it was time to find a place to sleep and for once it wouldn't be a hole in the wall of a test chamber, or the grass, outside. THough it wouldn't be he same with out cube's snuggles

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"

NEGATORY, FLESHLING. I MEAN. NO, WE DO NOT, FELLOW HUMAN BEING. BOY. I IT SURE FEELS GOOD TO... BREATH OXYGEN, DOESN'T IT?

" Replied the ASAGUT to Motochika in a very not robot-y sounding voice. If he had pupils, they would be darting back and forth.

 

[ShasOMiKael]

"..." Motochika sighed "I'll take the one next to Chen's then, might get me some more sake."

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell stood up after totally stealthily eating all the cake, walked up to Motochika, "Hiya Mr. Eyepatch, did ya wanna have that race now, and weird about all that cake vanishing like that huh?" she asked of the demon pirate

 

[ShasOMiKael]

"Sure, To where?" Motochika replyed as he hopped on his Anchor, Again!

 

[BoosterGold]

"Oh I know how about till the end of that hallway." said Chell pointing to an extremely long hallway I'm talking like 500 yards

 

[ShasOMiKael]

"See ya at the finish!" And with that, he sped down the hallway, dodging the others as he rid his anchor like a surfboard.

 

[Lambi]

Sephiroth stood up from his chair, his black coat flapping a bit as he walked towards the robot. "I'd just like a room away from the other inferior beings here, if that would be at all possible." he said with a hint of coldness in his voice. "The sooner, the better." He didn't pay any attention to the race that seemed to be going on.

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell fired an orange Portal onto the wall at the end of the hallway and one right next to her and she stepped through right to the end of the hall and waited for Mr. Eyepatch