REPORT: Bungie Announces Destiny Subscription Fee

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Massive multiplayer online games have been transitioning from a subscription-based fee to the Free-to-Play model with microtransactions included. It seems that Bungie may not have gotten that memo as today they announced that the multi-platform BAFTA winning MMOFPSRPG Destiny will be using a monthly sub fee.

"The team had to sit down and ask some really hard questions. Is it possible to have too much money? We all came to a unanimous 'no' and then immediately started to work on it. Our publisher Activision fully supports this course of action and we couldn't be happier. We're not evil, we're just greedy! Besides, no one's going to read your crappy 'news' story so I can just say whatever I want and no one will care" said lead designer Luke Smith.

Osborne also talked on the decision to go this route as well as the possible fan backlash.

"While we wanted to go ahead and jump off this sinking ship of a game and get right to the sequel, we remembered that we still had expansions to put out. I really have to fire the guy who leaked this would be a 10 year plan. Anyway, we'd use the money we got from the sales and development budget but we kinda spent it all on hookers and heroin. Paying a monthly fee would help to recuperate our losses and help fund our rehab. We're also looking into Patreon, KickStarter and IndieGoGo for more funds as well."

"Honestly, we never really thought about player feedback. Remember, gamers still think World of Warcraft is still good after ten years. They're the people that want a f**king remake of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. The average gamer has an IQ roughly equal to that of a pinecone. I'd rather trust the suits and stock-holders than our fans. They still REALLY want another Oni game, that should tell you everything right there" said Smith.

As of now, there seem to be no rewards for early buyers of the game. Activison head Bobby Kotick reportedly 'choked on his laughter' when he heard of this idea.

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Apparently Smith was right, no one did read this crappy news story. I four won am outrageous and will twitterbomb Bungie and Snacktivision until they chang theyre mines. Pinecone Brane Gamers Unite!
 

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#NotYourPinecone

Do these fucks think they can get away with treating my people like this?! I ought'a tweet at them so hard!
 

Evonisia

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I for one welcome this monthly subcription fee. The insults just show that the developers are harsh on us but really love us!

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Besides, without even playing the base game I know that the expansions will probably be better than Halo 5. Shots fired.
 

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I am filled with intranetz rage. Tastes like gravy. Meaty and delicious.

What were we talking about again?
 

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PsychicTaco115 said:
"The team had to sit down and ask some really hard questions. Is it possible to have too much money? We all came to a unanimous 'no' and then immediately started to work on it. Our publisher Activision fully supports this course of action and we couldn't be happier. We're not evil, we're just greedy! Besides, no one's going to read your crappy 'news' story so I can just say whatever I want and no one will care" said lead designer Luke Smith.
Damn, is that goon still at Bungie?

Fond recollections of bashing the guy who got a job at Bungie by dumping on Halo 2 but transitioned seamlessly into an outrageously dishonest PR hack for any criticism that came their way.

He described a bloom-encumbered Halo Reach DMR as a "death star". Unforgivable.
 

tilmoph

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If I didn't see who posted this, I would've bought it as legit at first blush. Hell, you sink $500 mil on an average at best MMOFPS grindfest, you need to make that money back somehow. More importantly, I loved that Master Chief crotch = Destiny logo pic.
 

Ieyke

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Truly, Destiny is following in the footsteps of Halo's mediocrity.
 

FPLOON

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Hay... I'm, at least, smarter than a 5th grader...

Other than that, does the subscription fee coincide with the PS+ subscription fee or is it its own separate, monthly purchase altogether?
 

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I won't lie though, when I came into this thread, I was kinda frothing at the mouth.
 

DeadProxy

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I'm glad I ignored this person, now I know a fake news story the instant I click on it. Yay
 

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DeadProxy said:
I'm glad I ignored this person, now I know a fake news story the instant I click on it. Yay
Usually the " REPORT" in the thread title gives it away. But hey whatever floats your boat.

OT: i actually liked destiny, i'm convinced people who think it's a grindfest is doing it wrong.
 

PsychicTaco115

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TheVampwizimp said:
Apparently Smith was right, no one did read this crappy news story.
Yeah, I didn't expect that part to be true ;p
Fappy said:
#NotYourPinecone

Do these fucks think they can get away with treating my people like this?! I ought'a tweet at them so hard!
Make sure to fit as many slurs in 140 characters as you can!
StreamerDarkly said:
Damn, is that goon still at Bungie?
Yep, that mook still has place in Bungie and their games! :eek:
FPLOON said:
Other than that, does the subscription fee coincide with the PS+ subscription fee or is it its own separate, monthly purchase altogether?
Yeah, you gotta pay twice for the privilege of playing this game

But from what I've heard, it's super worth it once you start playing the REAL game of Loot Simulator 2015
 

RedDeadFred

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Not gonna lie, if it wasn't for your customary "REPORT" in the title, I totally would've gone into this article completely believing you.
 

JohnZ117

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As a person who only played the beta of Destiny and has no desire towards further excursions, I CAN NOT BE more pleased to see Acti-gie continue to(and at an increasing rate, no less) screw over the dolts who bought in to this hollow existence. XD I hope to read more from the incident that is PsychicTaco 115 on this developing story.
 

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tilmoph said:
If I didn't see who posted this, I would've bought it as legit at first blush. Hell, you sink $500 mil on an average at best MMOFPS grindfest, you need to make that money back somehow. More importantly, I loved that Master Chief crotch = Destiny logo pic.
Pretty much this whole thing.

If I didn't know that this was a "REPORT" type thread, I would have thought it was real. I still can't believe they sank $500 million into this game and that's all they have for it.