REPORT: #CancelTacoNews Trending (Trigger Warning: Skellingtons)

[VanQ]

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In a turn of events that shocks nobody, a privilged white man has once again gone on an oppressive rampage.

An Escapist user and reporter by the name of PsychicTaco115 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/PsychicTaco115] was caught earlier today oppressing and triggering people online on purpose. In an article [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.870718-REPORT-Hitman-Movie-Revealed-to-be-Snuff-Film] on the recent controversial Hitman snuff film he mentioned the inclusion of Skellingtons [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk] with nary a trigger warning. A move that could otherwise have been passed over as gross negligence, a commenter posted xis thanks for the warning, as the presumed xe finds such ghastly beings triggering [http://i.imgur.com/e6Mk2ny.png].

In a shocking and vile display of oppressive force, the confirmed white male [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.870718.21825243], PsycicTaco115, chose to post a shockingly realistic portrayal [http://i.imgur.com/JKtC7BM.gif] of a real live human Skellington in response. The unfortunate victim of this attack was immediately triggered [http://i.imgur.com/02fnJHv.jpg] and took to tumblr and Twitter to begin a hashtag movement and petition to cancel Taco News.

The hashtag, #CancelTacoNews [http://i.imgur.com/p3dMLEz.jpg] is currently trending with at least 2 people having used it in the past 24 hours and the petition [http://i.imgur.com/zdIIVmq.jpg] on Change.org [http://i.imgur.com/NwP1nyn.png] has already seen 2 signatures, meaning that it is only a matter of time before President Obama will have this petition on his desk for perusal. It is yet unconfirmed whether those 2 signatures belong to the victim and xer mother.

A scientific survey was undertaken with personal data on checkmyprivilege.com [http://i.imgur.com/wR053JR.png] and through the scientific methods used by this prestigious site we have confirmed that PsychicTaco115's privilege level is indeed 240, thus proving beyond a doubt that he is a Shitlord who qualifies for membership with The Patriarchy [http://www.thepatriarchy.org/].

Sources: tumblr [http://i.imgur.com/USdws7f.png]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

This is why I don't use twitter. I BELIEVE IN TACO!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Does this mean I'll be fired before I even begin my actual journalistic career? ;_;

 

[Sleepy Sol]

Does this mean I'll be fired before I even begin my actual journalistic career? ;_;

I assumed Van killed you and took your news-posting powers.

...Does that mean you're posting from beyond the grave? #spoopy

 

[Colour Scientist]

It's more charming when Taco does it.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I assumed Van killed you and took your news-posting powers.

...Does that mean you're posting from beyond the grave? #spoopy

If so, then tell my family I thought they were jerks

 

[Barbas]

Man, I could go for some herring right now.

Have faith, Taco. Genius is so rarely appreciated in its own time.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

mentioned the inclusion of Skellingtons [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk] with nary a trigger warning.

OMG this gave me a heart attack and dideded now.

mark as nsfw, skelltons are taking over the internet

 

[Josh123914]

I don't know what group chat this is seeping from, but could it please either go back there, or move to Forum Games / Role Playing?

 

[The White Hunter]

Does this mean I'll be fired before I even begin my actual journalistic career? ;_;

Fear not glorious fuhrer of the texican fast food abomination, none shall halt thine domination of the undercultures!

 

[Lunar Templar]

Ya know, I honestly can't tell if this is meant as a jab at Taconews, or some one who has never had to deal with a real problem in their lives whining about nothing again.

 

[VanQ]

Geez, can't please some people. Talk about a hard act to follow.

Ya know, I honestly can't tell if this is meant as a jab at Taconews, or some one who has never had to deal with a real problem in their lives whining about nothing again.

It's not a jab, I think of it as more of an homage. It's rather sad if it's gotten to the point that people can take it so seriously, which is exactly why we should be able to laugh at it.

mentioned the inclusion of Skellingtons [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk] with nary a trigger warning.

OMG this gave me a heart attack and dideded now.

mark as nsfw, skelltons are taking over the internet

I gave you a trigger warning!

 

[Mykal Stype]

Ya know, I honestly can't tell if this is meant as a jab at Taconews, or some one who has never had to deal with a real problem in their lives whining about nothing again.

I'd say it's definitely a joke. Nobody's that stupid. And I will tell myself that over and over again until I am a less angry person.

 

[Lunar Templar]

Geez, can't please some people. Talk about a hard act to follow.

Ya know, I honestly can't tell if this is meant as a jab at Taconews, or some one who has never had to deal with a real problem in their lives whining about nothing again.

It's not a jab, I think of it as more of an homage. It's rather sad if it's gotten to the point that people can take it so seriously, which is exactly why we should be able to laugh at it.

I'd love to laugh it this kinda stuff again ... maybe some day when every one learns the difference between a real problem and a non issue.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Geez, can't please some people. Talk about a hard act to follow.

Ya know, I honestly can't tell if this is meant as a jab at Taconews, or some one who has never had to deal with a real problem in their lives whining about nothing again.

It's not a jab, I think of it as more of an homage. It's rather sad if it's gotten to the point that people can take it so seriously, which is exactly why we should be able to laugh at it.

I'd love to laugh it this kinda stuff again ... maybe some day when every one learns the difference between a real problem and a non issue.

Or failing that, satirising an issue, and reactionary going through some of the motions to attack that satire. The first post reminds me a bit of the people whinging at the WGDF. Now, that might have been the point, but Poe's Law gets in the way all the time.

 

[VanQ]

Geez, can't please some people. Talk about a hard act to follow.

Ya know, I honestly can't tell if this is meant as a jab at Taconews, or some one who has never had to deal with a real problem in their lives whining about nothing again.

It's not a jab, I think of it as more of an homage. It's rather sad if it's gotten to the point that people can take it so seriously, which is exactly why we should be able to laugh at it.

I'd love to laugh it this kinda stuff again ... maybe some day when every one learns the difference between a real problem and a non issue.

Or failing that, satirising an issue, and reactionary going through some of the motions to attack that satire. The first post reminds me a bit of the people whinging at the WGDF. Now, that might have been the point, but Poe's Law gets in the way all the time.

It was an attempt to satirize the kind of person that reacts to otherwise innocuous material in such a way as well as an attempt to satirize the kind of humour displayed by people that complain about reactionaries. In case the satire wasn't obvious enough, nearly every link in the article was a joke link of some kind.

Maybe people didn't click them? Maybe they did and still missed the satire. I'unno. I guess I'm not cut out for the satire thing.

 

[Teoes]

I love you, Taco. Don't ever change.

Genuine lol here and that was before I'd even clicked on the link/seen the author.

 

[Drummodino]

This is an outrage, I will fight to defend Taco News! No other news site caters so exclusively to my cis-white demographic, if it falls I will have to listen to other people's problems. The horror![footnote]FYI This is a joke response to a joke article. I shouldn't have to clarify this, but you never know on this site...[/footnote]

 

[Godhead]

I stand behind Taco in these trying times. He has done literally nothing wrong.

#Yesalltacos

 

[LetalisK]

It's all fun and games until someone pokes fun at something too close to my home. NIMBY!