REPORT: #CancelTacoNews Trending (Trigger Warning: Skellingtons)

[VanQ]

Checking my privileges:
Male.... check
Well-off.... check
Educated.... check
Cisgendered.... check
Heterosexual.... check.
White... fuck. Now I can't join The Patriarchy. :<

Don't worry, friend! Everybody with a Y chromosome is equal in The Patriarchy!

 

[Jesterscup]

Clearly the OP has missed the real issue here, the hitman article while triggering was an innocuous post by an innocent reporter who has simply been corrupted by the power of Tacos. We must stand against the oppression by this hidden threat to our society

#BanAllTacos.

Further, this post is clearly defamatory to all honest hard working skellingtons out there, as one myself I call for us all to rise up against this oppression !!! #TastyBrains

 

[VanQ]

Checking my privileges:
Male.... check
Well-off.... check
Educated.... check
Cisgendered.... check
Heterosexual.... check.
White... fuck. Now I can't join The Patriarchy. :<

Don't worry, friend! Everybody with a Y chromosome is equal in The Patriarchy!

Yush! *Fist pump*

Wait a second.... aren't you against the The Patriarchy? How would you know such information?

Spoiler: I smell a conspiracy...

Quiet! I'm not a double agent of the Patriarchy or anything.

 

[happyninja42]

So....what is a Skellington anyway, and why is this a trigger thing? I'm reluctant to click on the link about it, since I'm at work, and there was an indication of "NSFW" next to it.

I mean I get that this is all a joke, but I've never seen the word "Skellington" used ever, so the punchline is sort of lost on me.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Wasn't funny or witty originally, and it ain't any better as a knockoff.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Wasn't funny or witty originally, and it ain't any better as a knockoff.

Who's a Mister Grumpyface today?

 

[Lovely Mixture]

Why did this thread die?

Has Taco gone too far?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Has Taco gone too far?

*slow clap*

So, you figured me out. It'll be a shame once my personal army of supporters doxes you into oblivion!

*Evil sneer*

EDIT: Oh shit, wrong place to post

Uh, what I meant to say was that, uh, I think a certain someone had something to do with this

Hint: It's not me. For srs :3

 

[RaikuFA]

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