REPORT: Electronic Arts Announces Episodic Format for All Games

[PsychicTaco115]

Just saying, I take full responsibility if EA actually does start doing this

 

[CaitSeith]

*fist on air*

Damn you, TACO!

 

[Maximum Bert]

Taco gunning for an Exec job at EA it seems .

Its in the game (but you have to buy DLC to access it).

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

"Here's a free business tip for all PC gamers; Valve's got you by the balls and having a higher screen resolution won't get you a girlfriend."

I freakin' love you, man.

 

[B-Cell_v1legacy]

WOW seriously EA?? ruining your games even more than before?/

 

[Fallow]

Ooh, perhaps that could be a meme?
EA seal of approval = Not technically illegal

 

[RJ 17]

What's really funny about this one is that if you change "EA" to "Square-Enix" it goes from being satire to a true story. :3

 

[Idsertian]

I groaned out loud when I saw the headline. Then I started reading and thought 'Something's not right, here'. Then I got to "Uncle Bob's racist rants against Obama" and I thought 'Wait a second, I've seen something like this before'. I looked to the left. I muttered "Goddammit" out loud.

Dammit, Taco, you're like the "ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofMichaelCeraEveryday" of Escapist. I'm gonna have to start reading usernames before I read topics now, aren't I?