REPORT: Evolve 2 Announced, Pre-Order DLC and Season Pass Planned

[PsychicTaco115]

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Turtle Rock founder Michael Booth announced today that Evolve 2 will begin production and that plans for pre-order DLC, monthly DLC and season passes are already being thought up of.

"I know that the first in the Evolve franchise was just released but we spent so much money on the game's advertisement campaign and post-launch DLC that we had to make a second game just to break even. We really want to thank the Evolve community for supporting our shenanigans; without you, your money would still be in your wallet and not helping the gaming industry the chance to make new and creative titles like this."

When asked whether or not this move could possibly alienate new customers, Booth went on a tangent.

"Let me make this clear; if you don't like DLC, you're a terrorist who hates freedom and is probably one of those guys who owns fedoras and harasses women on the internet. Also, you're a virgin who'll never ever get laid. Buy our f**king game or we'll delete the source code for Left 4 Dead 3" said Booth.

Co-founder Phil Robb also gave TACO News a look into how the sequel would encompass every entertainment medium possible

"Weapon packs, skins, new characters, a 'funny' expansion, motion controls, a handheld version, micro-transactions, mobile apps, books, movies and other numerous plans are going to help make this a bigger, badder-er sequel. It'd be having more and more content rather than any real core gameplay changes or a possible narrative experience. Multiplayer is the key to the future and we at Turtle Rock want to be innovators in that future" said Robb.

Look for Evolve 2 to get a multiple delayed release schedule to leak sometime Q3 2015

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[Here Comes Tomorrow]

Does anyone really care aboit Evolve? Why is it getting so much attention?

 

[Here Comes Tomorrow]

Sorry, double post

 

[duwenbasden]

Evolution requires copious amount of cash: confirmed.

 

[Zhukov]

Does anyone really care aboit Evolve? Why is it getting so much attention?

If by "plans to buy it once he has a decent PC" qualifies as "really caring", then I guess I do.

I've watched a fair bit of unedited gameplay footage and it looks like fun to me.

 

[SajuukKhar]

You ALMOST had me there, then i got half way through the OP, and realized who the poster was.

 

[SweetShark]

I will not fall in the same trap Taco. Foul my once, shame on me. Foul my twice, not gonna happen.
But again.....doesn't bother me. Five Night at Freddys created 3 games IN A YEAR.
So even if you make fun that Scott will create a FFAF 4 & 5, I will believe you.

 

[Rayce Archer]

Don't forget these guys cranked out Left 4 Dead 2 for Valve before all the addon content for 1 was even finished. They have hustle.

 

[Dandark]

These posts get me every time. I'll just be scanning through the threads when BAM "OMG REALLY?!?!?! DID THAT HAPPEN!?!?" then I see the poster and realize i've fallen for it again. Gets me every time xD

Does anyone really care aboit Evolve? Why is it getting so much attention?

It's getting attention because of all the controversy it caused with it's badly handled DLC and marketing, most people are using it to fuel the hate train. Other people also think it looks really promising as a game and many are interested just because it's from the guys behind L4D.

I am interested in how it gets received myself. It sounds like a fun game and I love the concept. The marketing threw me off though so now im waiting until I can get it cheap in a Steam sale.

 

[Erttheking]

Damn it, I've been Tacoed!

(He's getting good at this)

 

[PsychicTaco115]

You ALMOST had me there, then i got half way through the OP, and realized who the poster was.

Damn it, I've been Tacoed!

(He's getting good at this)

These posts get me every time. I'll just be scanning through the threads when BAM "OMG REALLY?!?!?! DID THAT HAPPEN!?!?" then I see the poster and realize i've fallen for it again. Gets me every time xD

I'm not sure I should be happy that people could see this happening or cynical that the businesses would actually do this

I could do both... Both sounds good

 

[Mezahmay]

I'm not sure I should be happy that people could see this happening or cynical that the businesses would actually do this

I could do both... Both sounds good

On a related note, is Titanfall 2 still a thing? I haven't heard about that in like a year. How about Destiny 2? Is that still in the works?

Captcha: too salty! Oh Captcha, you haven't even BEGUN to see salt.

 

[-Dragmire-]

Ooh, I feel a silly amount of accomplishment from this! I looked at the title and thought, "This news looks like it came from a taco.".

Weird random thought but damn if it doesn't feel good to call it.

[small]Odd thing is, while I was aware that these spoof news things were around, I've only seen 1 of the previous ones sometime last year so it's not something that should stick out in my mind.[small] Sorry Sir Taco of the 115[sup]th[/sup] Psychic regiment. [/small] [/small]

 

[chozo_hybrid]

Taco! You forgot one of the pre order bonuses! If you preorder Evolve 2, you get into the already being worked on alpha/beta/gamma version of Evolve remastered GOTY edition (excludes the dlc of course).

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"Weapon packs, skins, new characters, a 'funny' expansion, motion controls, a handheld version, micro-transactions, mobile apps, books, movies and other numerous plans are going to help make this a bigger, badder-er sequel. It'd be having more and more content rather than any real core gameplay changes or a possible narrative experience..."

You forgot to say it has the voicework of one really famous actor, while everyone else in the game is voiced by someone they pulled off the street and recorded with an iPhone mic, just to tie that home.

 

[Alfador_VII]

If I pre-order Evolve 2 - Best Game of All Time Edition, it comes with the Evolve 3 Beta, and a lifesize Monster statue doesn't it?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

You forgot to say it has the voicework of one really famous actor, while everyone else in the game is voiced by someone they pulled off the street and recorded with an iPhone mic, just to tie that home.

I heard that they might get Nolan North AND Troy Baker to do the monster voices

Taco! You forgot one of the pre order bonuses! If you preorder Evolve 2, you get into the already being worked on alpha/beta/gamma version of Evolve remastered GOTY edition (excludes the dlc of course).

Not only that but you also get a 15% discount on the Evolve 4 Kickstarter!

Ooh, I feel a silly amount of accomplishment from this! I looked at the title and thought, "This news looks like it came from a taco.".

Achievement Unlocked: Not the Only Psychic

If I pre-order Evolve 2 - Best Game of All Time Edition, it comes with the Evolve 3 Beta, and a lifesize Monster statue doesn't it?

It also comes with a picture of the development team swimming in all the money they collected

 

[freaper]

Goddammit, Taco! This is the second time it took me half of the article to realise you wrote it.

 

[Pseudonym]

I think I recently commented in one of your threads in earnest, not realizing it was a joke. Anyway, this one, I didn't fall for luckily. And yeah, selling 100's of dollars of dlc on launch is a bit much.