REPORT: Netflix to Launch Porn Streaming Service

[Lightknight]

Wait... Netflix doesn't already let you order them and there isn't already porn on Netflix?

I guess I'd always assumed it was there... just waiting to get added to the recently viewed or "view again" lists should I ever decide to click...

Maybe it wasn't always there. Ok then.

 

[Frezzato]

Would the all-girl version be called

.

N...

Spoiler: .

Netlix?

Spoiler: Just something to ponder, I guess

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Netflix starts a service to deliver chocolate to their subscribers.

NetTwix

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Netflix starts a service dedicated to 24 hour Taekwondo

NetKicks

 

[Zetatrain]

SugarDVD already exists.. Also, who the hell buys or rents porn now a days? This report is a dud!

Well there wouldn't really be much of a porn industry if no one paid for it, unless all you watch are amateur videos. Like with F2P games, someone's gotta pay for it.

 

[FPLOON]

Alright~! Let's see how this will all go down...
*reads the original report*
What? 10 bucks?? And all the hentai series are dubbed with no subs??
*flips table full of cum*
Fuck it! I can get my girldick fix somewhere else, then!

Don't worry, that's just going to be a tangential project that they're working on in tandem DickFlix. Right now they're calling it DickChix.

Spoiler: Hang on a sec...

https://mlpforums.com/uploads/post_images/img-3630023-1-full.gif

Would the all-girl version be called

.

N...

Spoiler: .

Netlix?

Spoiler: Just something to ponder, I guess

[/spoiler][/spoiler][/QUOTE]Netclitx? Netdix? Erotfix?? Lesflix???

I feel like most of those would still end up not appealing to the right demographic... Oh wait! I got it!!

MANPIX!

 

[RJ 17]

Alright~! Let's see how this will all go down...
*reads the original report*
What? 10 bucks?? And all the hentai series are dubbed with no subs??
*flips table full of cum*
Fuck it! I can get my girldick fix somewhere else, then!

Don't worry, that's just going to be a tangential project that they're working on in tandem DickFlix. Right now they're calling it DickChix.

Spoiler: Hang on a sec...

https://mlpforums.com/uploads/post_images/img-3630023-1-full.gif

Ahhh, so THAT'S what makes Twilight sparkle! *drum rimshot* :3

 

[Lightknight]

*blinks* While I get that this is meant to be fake news, does anybody really think that if they charged, say, an extra three bucks per subscriber that wanted this that the studios which partnered with netflix over this wouldn't make a rather significant amount of money?

Do they not already have some in their service as well as let you order it via mail?

I really don't know but I thought it'd show up every now and then when browsing for other stuff.